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Time_pants posted:*sigh* Okay, what hosed up thing happened this time? As it turns out, dozens of the writers of The Simpsons went to Harvard. So I asked myself the question: If The Simpsons served the interests of organized crime, how would it do so? There are some notable specifics as it relates to this research, too: In Marge vs. The Monorail, the townsfolk… In Lisa the Iconoclast, Lisa discovers that town founder Jebediah Springfield was a secret criminal con artist… And here I’ve been, like Lisa Simpson, desperately trying to get friends, family, and the public to believe the proof of a totalitarian con I’m trying to show them, and they’ve turned away with hostility, apathy, disbelief, and partisanship. And so, we realize the criminal truth of The Simpsons: Our elites are telling us that our eroding collective circumstances are our own fault, and we can’t do anything about it, while they steal the American Dream from us. It is, for lack of a more elegant word, brainwashing. Lastly, we string these major discoveries together: Cryptocurrency is an economic doomsday device; our government is a secret kleptocracy; The Simpsons exists to brainwash us. From there, the only research we need is critical thinking and we’re able to piece together the true story of our circumstances.
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Megabound posted:Simpsons Bad idea for your brainwashing show to go to poo poo tho, not very effective.
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Megabound posted:As it turns out, dozens of the writers of The Simpsons went to Harvard. So I asked myself the question: If The Simpsons served the interests of organized crime, how would it do so? I wish a nigga would read Marx god drat
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Notice he only mentions episodes during the earlier, good seasons. Do the more recent, suckier ones no longer participate in the conspiracy?
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Megabound posted:If The Simpsons served the interests of organized crime, how would it do so? wow a textbook case of spontaneous trait transference
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Master Twig posted:Sure, Bitcoin is at a level that is super high and theoretically worth a lot of money. By customer reviews, any meaningful amounts might suddenly mire your account in various checkups and technical errors until a given high in value passes so you can't cash out at the peak, or simply get your account locked for handwringing "KYC" reasons even on the most "reputable" exchanges. There's certainly some movement of money in and out, but it's mostly money in, not money out.
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Money out probably is also a lot easier for high rollers even not getting into how you literally can pay to make your transaction processed faster. It's primarily a playground for rich failkids now.
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Time_pants posted:It's actually fuckin crazy what a terrible idea this is and how literally nobody cares. Virtually everything is a scam today. Enough people at the top of both the scams and the legal system are making enough to just turn a blind eye to tons of poo poo. Surely this will persist forever.
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Wow what trustworthy and completely organic opinions from John Q Cryptobuyer and his totally real compatriots!
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Crypto people panicking! what's it about now? *checks notes* Ah, it's IRS Set to Kill Pseudonymity in Crypto? Tax Form Proposal Raises Alarms Can anyone guess who this might matter to? Only one category of individuals on that. immediately followed by: $1,000,000 or More? Billionaire Crypto OG Brock Pierce Unveils ‘Reasonable’ Price Target for Bitcoin I don't know or give a poo poo who Brock Pierce is.
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He’s the first kid! How dare you push him under a rug https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116311/
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notwithoutmyanus posted:I don't know or give a poo poo who Brock Pierce is. does this look like a guy who has opinions about bit coins 
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drk posted:does this look like a guy who has opinions about bit coins If you told me that was Satoshi, I'd believe you
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drk posted:does this look like a guy who has opinions about bit coins Looks like our well known alcoholic err...alt-a-holic for all the crypto gloating
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If he had only waited a week, he could have invested in the hottest new simpsons themed shitcoin. What a shame! https://simpsols.info/  Unfortunately, the FAQ leaves out important questions, like: why is this Simpsons themed actually? Aren't you concerned about being sued for copyright infringement? Etc.
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Koburn posted:If he had only waited a week, he could have invested in the hottest new simpsons themed shitcoin. What a shame! Man, couldn't even spring for the paid AI image generator, went with the free poo poo, huh?
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It'll be fine, Disney are famously super-chill about people stealing their IP.
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Couldn't even have tried a couple of more generations to get something without oddly placed hands/feet/teeth/homers.
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Well, at least with that model, they'll never have to worry about copping inadvertent counterfeiting charges from the US Treasury
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Collateral Damage posted:Couldn't even have tried a couple of more generations to get something without oddly placed hands/feet/teeth/homers. bart also has no body underwater, and both lisa and homerx seem be be floating on a layer of bubbles/foam
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This clearly violates the first rule of the No Homers.
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Koburn posted:If he had only waited a week, he could have invested in the hottest new simpsons themed shitcoin. What a shame! They clearly answered all your questions: "You pay almost NO Fees and the liquidity pool cant be touched so your money is 100% safe." If it's 100 safu there's nothing else to ask! 99% fees also qualify as "almost no fees"
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lol check out the number of fingers on lisa's hand
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Call Your Grandma posted:lol check out the number of fingers on lisa's hand I’m more concerned with what’s going on with her feet. Good lord
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The liquidity pool "can't be touched?" Who's hoarding it (to Rio)?
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Gutcruncher posted:I’m more concerned with what’s going on with her feet. Good lord they gave her the drat "life is hell" teeth
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Space Fish posted:The liquidity pool "can't be touched?" Who's hoarding it (to Rio)? oh no they've got this all wrong - Liquidity pool, can't be touched Liquidity pool? can't be! touched
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Dr. Yinz Ljubljana posted:oh no they've got this all wrong - holy poo poo lmao
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lol this url https://simpsols.info/simpsons/wp-content/uploads/2024/04/homer-simpson-look-cool.jpg
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