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If SBF should ever start another company, let it be for GED tutoring, he's apparently pretty good at it and he doesn't have to be awkward around the mega-rich and celebrities anymore. Everybody wins!
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busalover posted:Why was there no coordination between him and his lawyers? Lawyer should have told him to stfu.
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busalover posted:Why was there no coordination between him and his lawyers? Lawyer should have told him to stfu. his unwillingness to listen to his lawyers telling him to shut the gently caress up is why the actual good lawyers fired him as a client when he was going on tv giving a confession tour because he didn't realize his defense was admitting that he committed a different kind of fraud
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Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:The famed vegan defense. Not sure how you go from "awkward math nerd" to "beautiful puzzle" to "billionaire who doesn't need to worry about material possessions" without thinking you might have lost the plot at SOME point along the way. I mean, he sounds like he needs to be in a Hannibal Lecter cage forever, but I don't want to be unduly influenced by the opinion of... (checks notes)... the DEFENSE???
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notwithoutmyanus posted:https://twitter.com/innercitypress/status/1773350456141472024?t=8K8N-Uy9dBI8vefgRB_MYQ&s=19 Yeah, I remember this from when we were discussing it last year. What's loving him is the amount of money stolen, which literally exceeds the maximum value listed in the offence level guidelines. That was getting him most of the way to 43 on it's own. Edit: I went back and checked, and he blew through the roof of the 'How much money stolen = How hosed you are' table by over an order of magnitude. That was 30 points on it's own. Lol. Deptfordx fucked around with this message at 16:31 on Mar 28, 2024 |
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This judge is about to obliterate him. https://twitter.com/innercitypress/status/1773372247769592014
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https://twitter.com/innercitypress/status/1773376299626574125 Just 25 years!
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BrewingTea posted:Not sure how you go from "awkward math nerd" to "beautiful puzzle" to "billionaire who doesn't need to worry about material possessions" without thinking you might have lost the plot at SOME point along the way.
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Realistically what is 25 years for him? half of that, 1/4? good behavior etc despite we know he'd never fit that category. And the consecutive sentencing thing?
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25 years isn't a terrible sentence but drat did the judge hate him
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notwithoutmyanus posted:Realistically what is 25 years for him? half of that, 1/4? good behavior etc despite we know he'd never fit that category. And the consecutive sentencing thing? it's a federal sentence, so the max that can be taken off is (iirc) 15% for good behavior. there is no parole. so minimum he's spending 20 years actually in jail.
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orange juche posted:All his banks, fried His brain is fried too. Sam Brainman Fried
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The dude could have some crypto stored away somewhere that in 20 years will set him up nicely. This sentence is so stupid.
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Nice They should get his parents next, they are extremely culpable
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Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:The dude could have some crypto stored away somewhere that in 20 years will set him up nicely. This sentence is so stupid. If he moves crypto now (or has someone move it for him) he might catch the ire of the court again and catch additional years on his sentence. If he just holds it and tries to dump it in 20 years, he might be rich or he might be holding on to the modern equivalent of beanie babies or pogs. 
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did a hearty LOL when I read the news, that Sam Bitcoin Fried had been sentenced to 25 years in prison
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Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:The dude could have some crypto stored away somewhere that in 20 years will set him up nicely. This sentence is so stupid. It's more than I thought he would get
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funeral home DJ posted:If he just holds it and tries to dump it in 20 years, he might be rich or he might be holding on to the modern equivalent of beanie babies or pogs. Well, there's a 75% chance of the former, I think everyone would agree
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Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:The dude could have some crypto stored away somewhere that in 20 years will set him up nicely. This sentence is so stupid. Sam, 2050, frantically looking for the coconut tree where he buried a usb wallet of memecoins
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Jumping in just to say I'm disappointed it wasn't more. The max potential was way higher, and frankly I was hoping they'd make an example out of him....
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The fried bank man is ultimately illegally dopey and it is a terrible irony that all his slimy accomplices plead out to turn evidence on a man who was dopey enough to go on a talk show circuit detailing his crimes publicly. Just completely illegal levels of idiot.
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cruft posted:Could somebody summarize so I (and presumably others) don't have to click on a dozen twitter links? mark karpeles crawled so SBF could run (to prison)
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cruft posted:Could somebody summarize so I (and presumably others) don't have to click on a dozen twitter links? the hearing went as bad as it could have for SBF, up until he got probably the lightest sentence he could reasonably hope for (25 years)
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cruft posted:Could somebody summarize so I (and presumably others) don't have to click on a dozen twitter links? enable embedded tweets so you don't have to click on anything
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LordArgh posted:enable embedded tweets so you don't have to click on anything not seeing that in my user options. I do have experimental features on. It's okay, now we have a record of what happened in the thread, for when Twitter disables the ability to embed tweets.
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WTF have you guys been doing? I leave for a while and BTC hits an all-time high. You were supposed to prevent that from happening. Also, why? Wall street poo poo or something?
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Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:The dude could have some crypto stored away somewhere that in 20 years will set him up nicely. That's a LOL on multiple levels
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Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:https://twitter.com/innercitypress/status/1773356442629574987
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Saying to the judge at my fraud sentencing "Of course I'd commit fraud again if I could" is a banger of a legal tactic I just came up with and I'll let you all know how it goes
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Guys I have some bad news
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Froghammer posted:Saying to the judge at my fraud sentencing "Of course I'd commit fraud again if I could" is a banger of a legal tactic I just came up with and I'll let you all know how it goes trying to commit a fraud during your plea for mercy otoh it seems to have worked well enough so ymmv
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