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cruft
Oct 25, 2007

Strong Sauce posted:

1. how is it your identity if you can attempt to "sell" it?
2. if your identity is so tied to this, that people somehow, "know" you as this dumb ape image, why would anyone buy it?

It is with a heavy heart that I am forced to put my SA av up for bid. It's a 124x124 PNG of a watercolor done by forums poster "The Worst Unicorn" of me in a kilt and boots, on a slain pegasus unicorn dragon, with a laptop. This PNG has been with me for almost 20 years, and I've used it all over the Internet, but I feel it's important to try to wring some dollars out of it before it hits zero.

Bidding starts at $6,849.23

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Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

cruft posted:

It is with a heavy heart that I am forced to put my SA av up for bid. It's a 124x124 PNG of a watercolor done by forums poster "The Worst Unicorn" of me in a kilt and boots, on a slain pegasus unicorn dragon, with a laptop. This PNG has been with me for almost 20 years, and I've used it all over the Internet, but I feel it's important to try to wring some dollars out of it before it hits zero.

Bidding starts at $6,849.23

Hey at least SA avatars are all quite unique and usually have a story behind them, apes are just a horrible randomly generated selection of ugly ape pieces on a coloured background.

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

Busters posted:

If the Crypto Arena ISN'T being used for gladiatorial combat between people who have committed digital fraud, why is it even called that?
Don't drink the water.

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

Boxturret posted:

Hey at least SA avatars are all quite unique and usually have a story behind them, apes are just a horrible randomly generated selection of ugly ape pieces on a coloured background.

The story is usually "banned person with $ buys annoying avs to piss people off"

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

I didnt pick this big tiddied Heathcliff.

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

Go home and be a family man!

titty_baby_ posted:

The story is usually "banned person with $ buys annoying avs to piss people off"

That is MUCH more than an nft offers

cruft
Oct 25, 2007

titty_baby_ posted:

I didnt pick this big tiddied Heathcliff.

It really suits you, though!

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

It was actually a regular "best ik" Heathcliff that was another users, and after it was given to me I asked for big tiddies and it was tiddified

cruft
Oct 25, 2007

titty_baby_ posted:

It was actually a regular "best ik" Heathcliff that was another users, and after it was given to me I asked for big tiddies and it was tiddified

Occluding the ribbon is a nice touch

Exodor
Oct 1, 2004

Boxturret posted:

Hey at least SA avatars are all quite unique and usually have a story behind them, apes are just a horrible randomly generated selection of ugly ape pieces on a coloured background.

SA has avatars?

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

APE HAS SOLD APE

AutismVaccine
Feb 26, 2017


SPECIAL NEEDS
SQUAD

Fur20 posted:

APE HAS SOLD APE

thanks, that is the stupidest poo poo i read in 2024

so far

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





apparently one of his ape friends bought it off him...

which is incredibly dumb because if the guy is able to get money somehow and wants to buy it back but the price goes up/down he'll complain that he has to pay more or complain about why he has to pay so much if the price is down.

also the dude bought an ape. a used ape. one that someone else has branded their identity onto... like a soul for losers.

a big lose/lose/lose scenario. unprecedented.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
a used jpeg

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
everyone knows the depreciation on PNGs is better

cruft
Oct 25, 2007


:cripes:

cruft
Oct 25, 2007

So this weirdo's friend bought it. As a friendly gesture, do you suppose the friend will let the weirdo continue using the JPEG as their twitter profile?

I mean, good for weirdo for staying true to their "everything must be monetized" ethos instead of just asking their friend to borrow some money because weirdo's in a tight spot.

cruft fucked around with this message at 19:57 on Mar 29, 2024

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

Go home and be a family man!

Strong Sauce posted:

apparently one of his ape friends bought it off him...

which is incredibly dumb because if the guy is able to get money somehow and wants to buy it back but the price goes up/down he'll complain that he has to pay more or complain about why he has to pay so much if the price is down.

also the dude bought an ape. a used ape. one that someone else has branded their identity onto... like a soul for losers.

a big lose/lose/lose scenario. unprecedented.

I mean the guys children only know him as the ape. It seems like a bargain for two already potty trained kids. Does the wife also come with the ape? Is she hot?

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
imagine being the children raised by a man who wears a paper cut out of his bored ape at all times

Jumley
Oct 10, 2012

There's hope for you yet.

cruft posted:

So this weirdo's friend bought it. As a friendly gesture, do you suppose the friend will let the weirdo continue using the JPEG as their twitter profile?

https://twitter.com/vydamo_/status/1773661200640786602?t=3U5L0UudL_u2uO14zwc5LQ&s=19

Do you think the friend who owns it now secretly respects him less? I bet he does

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

The friend who owns it now is loving the original owners wife

cruft
Oct 25, 2007

Jumley posted:

https://twitter.com/vydamo_/status/1773661200640786602?t=3U5L0UudL_u2uO14zwc5LQ&s=19

Do you think the friend who owns it now secretly respects him less? I bet he does

I doubt this was the event that triggered the loss of respect.

I would like to hear the friend's take on helping this weirdo out with some money. How irritated was friend with the stupid dance required to convert real money into this nerd Monopoly bullshit to make weirdo happy? How far is friend going to let this go until friend stages an intervention?

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
the friend bought an nft, he's in just as deep

Big Ass On Fire
Jun 16, 2023

25 years for the biggest fraud in history doesn't seem like much but he'll likely be in for the rest of the prime physical (lol) years of his life. He'll be eating prison food and getting prison medical care and that can't do good things for the final ~quarter of your life, if you even live that long. A lot of people have a major medical event by that age too.

Having said that if he gets all the good behavior credits available to him he could be out in half time. He seems to be intent on self sabotage and is full of hubris so good luck with that.

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

Backman fried doesn't rate remotely close to the biggest fraud in history

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





Big rear end On Fire posted:

25 years for the biggest fraud in history doesn't seem like much but he'll likely be in for the rest of the prime physical (lol) years of his life. He'll be eating prison food and getting prison medical care and that can't do good things for the final ~quarter of your life, if you even live that long. A lot of people have a major medical event by that age too.

Having said that if he gets all the good behavior credits available to him he could be out in half time. He seems to be intent on self sabotage and is full of hubris so good luck with that.

this is federal prison. according to the calculation for gain time which seems to be 54 days per every year. the most he will get is 3.5 years off and that's only if they award him the full amount every year.

PurpleXVI
Oct 30, 2011

Spewing insults, pissing off all your neighbors, betraying your allies, backing out of treaties and accords, and generally screwing over the global environment?
ALL PART OF MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY!

Boxturret posted:

Hey at least SA avatars are all quite unique and usually have a story behind them, apes are just a horrible randomly generated selection of ugly ape pieces on a coloured background.

It would actually be fun to have a thread where people could tell the story behind their avatar. How they came up with it, why it has sentimental value, what sort of insane person gave it to them for disagreeing with them about Final Fantasy 8, etc.

cruft
Oct 25, 2007

PurpleXVI posted:

It would actually be fun to have a thread where people could tell the story behind their avatar. How they came up with it, why it has sentimental value, what sort of insane person gave it to them for disagreeing with them about Final Fantasy 8, etc.

There should be a whole section full of this type of "Ask or Tell" thread ;)

Farg
Nov 19, 2013
bitcoin seems like an incredibly volatile investment...i fear greed has clouded the eyes of many

cruft
Oct 25, 2007

Farg posted:

bitcoin seems like an incredibly volatile investment...i fear greed has clouded the eyes of many

this poster gets it

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

Go home and be a family man!

PurpleXVI posted:

It would actually be fun to have a thread where people could tell the story behind their avatar. How they came up with it, why it has sentimental value, what sort of insane person gave it to them for disagreeing with them about Final Fantasy 8, etc.

When my account was bought for me it didn’t have an avatar but just the text “big jew” which was fine for a while but I wanted more pizazz. A few years later a famous flash cartoon came out during the excitement of a new Street Fighter and I figured it was time

DerekSmartymans
Feb 14, 2005

The
Copacetic
Ascetic

Farg posted:

bitcoin seems like an incredibly volatile investment...i fear greed has clouded the eyes of many

No, it was UV light bulbs in the bathroom OP

tango alpha delta
Sep 9, 2011

Ask me about my wealthy lifestyle and passive income! I love bragging about my wealth to my lessers! My opinions are more valid because I have more money than you! Stealing the fruits of the labor of the working class is okay, so long as you don't do it using crypto. More money = better than!

PurpleXVI posted:

It would actually be fun to have a thread where people could tell the story behind their avatar. How they came up with it, why it has sentimental value, what sort of insane person gave it to them for disagreeing with them about Final Fantasy 8, etc.

lol, I’m pretty sure regular readers of this thread know who bought me this avatar.

cruft
Oct 25, 2007

DerekSmartymans posted:

No, it was UV light bulbs in the bathroom OP

:pusheen:

BrewingTea
Jun 2, 2004

titty_baby_ posted:

The friend who owns it now is loving the original owners wife

Prima blockchain

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.
SA should put all avatars on a blockchain to show proof of purchase and transfer and ownership. Not this messy system where you can just slam down your credit card and change an AV.

RocketMermaid
Mar 30, 2004

My pronouns are She/Heir.


DerekSmartymans posted:

No, it was UV light bulbs in the bathroom OP

:golfclap:

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
It'd be very funny for bitcoin to shoot way, way, way the gently caress up, and then a few dozen big holders decide to cash out, for the entire webring to go "uh yeah, so about the liquidity..."

Also 25 years is fine, especially since 20 years without parole. Dude gonna come out talking about ancient tech no one cares about. Or the funnier option: he gets his parents or someone to do more, very obvious, crimes for him to "fix everything to show he should be let out". That'd be so good.

gay picnic defence
Oct 5, 2009


I'M CONCERNED ABOUT A NUMBER OF THINGS

spunkshui posted:

It appears to be another NFT marketplace that is decentralized.

It took all the traffic from open Sea, and now the apes are worthless because there is no one shopping for them.

Somebody correct me if this is wrong though because I don’t really care about any of this and haven’t researched it very much.

It sounds like the value of apes was high in part because it was a highly illiquid market and you could kinda just say "my ape is worth x" and no one could prove you wrong.

Now there's a more liquid market, and one where selling at a loss can still make you money. As a result prices are circling the drain and the NFT true believers are left holding the bag.

quote:

Blur has incentivised NFT trading on its marketplace by promising a lucrative token airdrop for top users — free tokens that can be traded on secondary markets for value.

Now traders are playing hot potato with Bored Apes to pump up their activity on the marketplace.

Still, detractors say Blur is having a negative impact on the value of Bored Apes — that’s because traders don’t mind if they buy a Bored Ape and sell it at a loss.

They’re betting that Blur’s token airdrop will offset the losses they are taking now, and then some. With little outside demand, the floor price for Bored Apes grinds lower and lower as traders pass them back and forth. “It absolutely accelerated the decline of NFTs,” ItzBermuda, a pseudonymous Bored Ape holder, told DL News.

“Imagine walking into a watch store and seeing 10 dudes repeatedly chuck all the Rolexes back and forth at each other,” an NFT trader who goes only by the name Cirrus said in a tweet.

“That’s what it feels like logging onto Blur and seeing how farmers are treating these ‘Luxury digital assets.’ No real new buyers are gonna want this crap,” he said.

and also

quote:

“The price fall is more due to a drop in confidence in Yuga Labs, rather than anything to do with Blur,” he said.

And Yan is not the only one to say so.

“We’d be where we are sooner or later anyway, so I don’t know how much blame Blur deserves,” Tyler Reynolds, a DeFi angel investor and former Google payments team manager, told DL News.

“Hype and financialisation pumped values to unsustainable levels. Now we’re getting proper price discovery based on real demand.”

https://www.dlnews.com/articles/markets/bored-ape-fans-blame-blur-for-falling-nft-prices/


I think at this point the likely outcome is YUGA and Blur doing a rugpull and leaving holders with a bunch of worthless NFTs and airdrop tokens

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Space Fish
Oct 14, 2008

The original Big Tuna.


DeFi has no angel investors, only Faustian bargains

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