Bitcoin: no angel investors, only Faustian bargains

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BallerBallerDillz: Jun 11, 2009; Cock, Rules, Everything, Around, Me; Scratchmo

https://twitter.com/thegangsterofl2/status/1526274567915851778

# ¿ May 17, 2022 05:36

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# ¿ May 21, 2024 12:37

BallerBallerDillz: Jun 11, 2009; Cock, Rules, Everything, Around, Me; Scratchmo

lol. "Someone short squeezed your brain" is a top tier :supaburn:

# ¿ Sep 27, 2023 21:46

BallerBallerDillz: Jun 11, 2009; Cock, Rules, Everything, Around, Me; Scratchmo

Strong Sauce posted:

what's _that_ GM? isn't that just their dumb way of saying good morning.

I assume one of the overhead parties was Mary Barra.

# ¿ Oct 3, 2023 18:53

BallerBallerDillz: Jun 11, 2009; Cock, Rules, Everything, Around, Me; Scratchmo

dr_rat posted:

Exorcists are expensive. Can we just, I dunno, leave it locked up in the attic or something?

Put it in jail? Or some kind of cgroup home?

# ¿ Oct 26, 2023 02:56

BallerBallerDillz: Jun 11, 2009; Cock, Rules, Everything, Around, Me; Scratchmo

Salt Fish posted:

As long as moon-coin can draw in a never-ending supply of new buyers you can reap a never-ending income! It's not a pyramid scheme!

There's like 3 total financial scams in the world, Ponzis, Pyramids, and just Plain Stealing, and its pretty funny to watch every crypto project boil down into at least one of them.

# ¿ Nov 2, 2023 21:23

BallerBallerDillz: Jun 11, 2009; Cock, Rules, Everything, Around, Me; Scratchmo

kw0134 posted:

to hedge his political bets.

He may literally be the worst bet hedger in history.

# ¿ Nov 4, 2023 18:41

BallerBallerDillz: Jun 11, 2009; Cock, Rules, Everything, Around, Me; Scratchmo

Rotten Red Rod posted:

Say hello to "Hair". He sold for 0 ETH

Also, I feel attacked

It's a "find the hidden object" game

Not even joking

https://docs.symbiogenesis.app/docs/basic-controls

Is the hidden object actual gameplay?

# ¿ Dec 22, 2023 07:44

BallerBallerDillz: Jun 11, 2009; Cock, Rules, Everything, Around, Me; Scratchmo

Lammasu posted:

Green Bay's city owned system seems the most reasonable team ownership system.

Yeah, the NFL realized they hosed up by allowing it to happen and changed ownership rules. Green Bay is grandfathered in but they won't let it happen again

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Green_Bay_Packers#Community_ownership

# ¿ Jan 3, 2024 16:33

BallerBallerDillz: Jun 11, 2009; Cock, Rules, Everything, Around, Me; Scratchmo

gay picnic defence posted:

I had some superfund clients get into crypto.

A bunch of guys at my old work thought it would be a great idea to create a unit trust (the same legal structure as an ETF) which would invest in a selection of crypto and NFTs. One of them used his super fund to invest in it, but they couldn't work out the value of the NFTs, and there were a bunch of random shitcoins with no active market (one of the people involved was a real crypto enthusiast who kept talking about all these obscure "projects" that were going to revolutionise this and that) so they couldn't determine a market value and as far as I know the superfund still hasn't been finalised for that year. The guy with the super fund is on the tax practitioners board and is obliged to keep up to date with his tax affairs so he's probably getting some angry letters by now.

I assume this one was a super fund site due to improperly disposed slurp juice and the presence of mutated primates?

# ¿ Jan 12, 2024 17:20

BallerBallerDillz: Jun 11, 2009; Cock, Rules, Everything, Around, Me; Scratchmo

Cyrano4747 posted:

Can't wait to be a digital sneaker landlord.

Better yet, can't wait to buy a few hundred digital sneakers then hire cheap labor in the Philippines

When you're talking about special sneakers it's spelled Philippes

# ¿ Jan 26, 2024 02:15

BallerBallerDillz: Jun 11, 2009; Cock, Rules, Everything, Around, Me; Scratchmo

Cyrano4747 posted:

Notice me NSApai

# ¿ Apr 6, 2024 20:23

BallerBallerDillz: Jun 11, 2009; Cock, Rules, Everything, Around, Me; Scratchmo

ed or bust :yosbutt:

# ¿ Apr 16, 2024 19:50

BallerBallerDillz: Jun 11, 2009; Cock, Rules, Everything, Around, Me; Scratchmo

I know! That's why I sed it!

# ¿ Apr 16, 2024 20:12

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# ¿ May 21, 2024 12:37

BallerBallerDillz: Jun 11, 2009; Cock, Rules, Everything, Around, Me; Scratchmo

The black market price for rice has, for mysterious reasons that defy logic, continued to increase. FRX can now make all their investors whole and as such SBF should be allowed to wa- Sam is jumped and stabbed by literally every gang, clique, and guard in the place

# ¿ May 12, 2024 01:54

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