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Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:If you are reading this, I hope you're running to buy some Bitcoins right now! Silly goose! You know buttcoinets can't "run" anywhere!
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Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:Yes, very funny ha ha, but still I will take my crypto advice from people like the genius who invented Twitter, or Bill Gates, or even Elon Musk who have all expressed faith in bitcoin Be you are own bank. Why do you think butts will be worth anything in 2020? If you actually thought bugpogs were worth something why is the price always pegged to the US dollar? No adoption, no volume, traders not able to use assslot tokens to pay taxes in any country as legal tinder? No worth, outrageous fees, slower than poo poo, not anonymous, incredible harm to the environment. No chance, blockchain actually invented in 70's, cockchain 4000Gb long and completely tied to no bad things happening to grids of electricity or diesel or gas. Where the gently caress is the guitar hero that wasn't even able to play the thing and then levitate to bring about world peace? Dank, please come back?
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divabot posted:pedo pesos So what you are saying is that wise Satoshi didn't abandon Bitscoin he just has no access to a computer in federal prison for kiddy touching...
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Dadbod Apocalypse posted:so if i understand this correctly...if i want to send someone some coal, i can just email them a bitcoin??? At least Santa gets it.
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Uranium 235 posted:i guess but you can't get rid of student loan debt unless you die I got out of my $120k loan by being diagnosed as paranoid schizophrenic and living on disability. Which is less than min wage, because I was in school for so many years I didn't build up a work history. At least the seven meds I'm on are cheap.
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Mar 31, 2018 18:48
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Waltzing Along posted:There's a bitcoin in my butt. There are children's butts in my bitcoin.
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:What is bitcoin for? Drugs and kiddy porn. Seriously. That's it. Edit: Money laundering. Thanks, Alpha Mayo! DerekSmartymans fucked around with this message at 02:05 on Apr 7, 2018 |
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Powershift posted:Has anyone said institutionalized investors yet? That would be crazy.
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Apr 7, 2018 18:21
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SelenicMartian posted:The original Satoshi will be preserved in formaldehyde as a reference. What about his teeth? If they keep growing we can defraud the tooth fairy by chipping parts for quarters! Toothcoin ico coming as quick as I can mumble out a white paper!
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McGiggins posted:AUSTRAC, the Australian moneylaundering and financial terrorism goverment depertment, just got policing, auditing and transaction monitoring powers over all exchanges that operate or do business in australia. Everything is good for bcash. I mean bitcoin.
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numberoneposter posted:Is today a good day to buy bitcoins? Buy them from Sweater for $19k/apiece. If you can convince him to sell at that low price you can do anything I believe in you!
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Apr 27, 2018 23:38
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Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:Just lol if you think I’m not HODLing strong #irongrip "convince"
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Apr 27, 2018 23:52
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zedprime posted:The proof of work is done on enough bitcoins that we can just turn off all the miners tonight and trade tokens representing their value. Something like a piece of toilet paper with a guys poo poo on it. FTFY
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Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:Good goon advice... lol More like "Comfy Fleeced Investor."
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mazzi Chart Czar posted:This week on a special episode. FTFY
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wide stance posted:Physical exertion or stress? Probably a little of both. Basement undwellers sweat when they get up. Something to do with being morbidly obese and not able to wash/clean themselves fully.
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:coinbase is allowed to use federally insured banks? I thought they were using a vietnamese bank? I like that bank deposits are insured but their TOS doesn't make them put into a bank.
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Dead Like Rev posted:is CFS ghosTTy's parachute account? or are they just bitcoin cucked at the hip or something? Joinder
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Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:FUD-filled heart just can’t conceive of the future usefulness of crypto, sad! How can bitcoiin be future-useful if they are not real?
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...! posted:I'm pretty sure someone already has. Hint: it’s bitcoin.
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Rock Puncher posted:I have studied the trends, analysed the long term patterns, calculated a new MACD and divined that you will have slightly above average luck today You can’t just calculate a new Mike-D. Beastie Boys 4lyfe.
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Adar posted:I looked up that fine, well adjusted individual's other po This pisses me off. I like to post, but I have to re-edit them for like close to a half-hour to get the word salad out of the way and make my efforts readable (they’re all shitposts, but at least coherent). This massive Internet Twitch Personality didn’t even try!
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TVsVeryOwn posted:Who's the goon with the coins in their rear end? Not that I want mine back, I just need to hear the funds are safe, in the rear end. Funds are safu(p my rear end).
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Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:Bitcoin = Good Not as good as a big meaty poo poo
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Train tracks for a train wreck. It could register as a dumpster fire except that’s where some folks study law.
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Ham Sandwiches posted:you want to do a transaction and don't want to use fiat, now you can use cryptos for the transaction. I love to run down to Overstock and getting all my, um, chairs for bcash. I NEED groceries for my family, but I need transactions to be in LTC in order to take food home to my kids. You cannot conduct all transactions because bitchcoin isn’t adopted or even worth anything to someone who needs cash,functional money for conducting business, unless you are buying lotsa drugs and stacks of CP. Ninja edit: i know my examples were not use ready because I didn’t use BTC. This was on purpose:all shitcoins are worthless. DerekSmartymans fucked around with this message at 23:13 on Jul 19, 2018 |
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Warbadger posted:Spoiler: It's a scam either way and thus no bitcoiners would actually be fired into space. Just imagine if we sent a colony ship to Mars. Full of libertarian butters. Lord of the flies would break out as the chief of the air supply started charging micro transactions to breathe. Food is no longer “given” without bribes. Water has no value, at least, until air-man is traded unlimited air for first poppy crops. Food is split with daycare-man so they just never need a talk about age -of-consent. I wish I could write that up. One of my fav txt is the libertarian cop story. “Freeze, brought to you by Taco Bell!”
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Waffle House posted:What, this New Yorker article?: Absolutely. I thought a goon wrote it. Still, thanks for this.
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EorayMel posted:Yes but, what if we added a blockchain? That’s like using a napkin to clean up a spill and discovering poo poo already on the back.
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Nessus posted:If Bitcoin is at the DMV, doesn't the transitive theory of A=A mean that bitcoin is bad? I think that’s the identity property of Bitchcoiin. Which doesn’t matter because btc doesn’t consent to any laws. Also I could be wrong about the identity. Btc sucks I like to turn off my brain and cruise the ‘coiniverse’ in my spare time for believers spouting imaginary “predictions” about global adoption.
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Bitcoiin...has...value! If someone sends me some I’ll eat them! Check out my kickstarter and like and subscribe and leave a comment! I don’t really want gold foil with bitchcoin labels. It’s still stupid rhis far ahead of Christmas, but I still want chocolate in my stocking.
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ilmucche posted:Bitcoin is a chance for us everyday joes and janes to finally make it, you know? Everyday shitcoin, all day shitcoin. poo poo on Joe and Jane. They will make shitcoin on the moon.
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:I haven't read this thread or the one in yospos for months. Is bitcoin still big money? Butts are not money, big or otherwise.
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jimmyjams posted:bootycoin. each bootycoin backed by one booty You gonna need a forklift to get dat booty off the trucks!
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Lambert posted:Bitcoin are the new Zima. Ftfy
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Mozi posted:unfortunately there was a 51% attack and now my house legally is property of the hurricane Your breaking the NAP! I do not consent!
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stab posted:Good news! All the global warming bitcoin is causing will make maritime law work inlands cause both coasts will be underwater! I watched The Arrival w/Charlie Sheen yesterday. God, when he learned the secret of global warming was a machine farting in big green bubbles to terraform Earth I immediately thought of a massive mining farm poisoning the world. The kid’s legs cracking backwards was neat, too. If only Charlie said,”Buttcoin!” as the fart bubbles floated out. Like a real live pointless puzzle game the bitscoiin are killing the atmosphere.
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“Bruce ‘Davis Maggadicio’ Fenton-Gerarado” posted:I hope they went through the sensible process of spending AUD$30 on my book, writing the conclusion, and spending the next $699,970 on the booze that is medically necessary to recover from knowing about blockchains I refuse to wipe out blackchoiin with $700,000 worth of decent booze. If yours is a blockbusterchain job you’ld be financially better off destroying your think box with Mad Dog 20/20.
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ghosTTy posted:AWww little fiat fidgling getting all finagled about some smartie warties making a loophole to get around your bankster wankster bull crap?? pooorr wittle guyy I like you are posting, ghosttitty. Even if your a gimmick its funny and really bust some balls. Now if y’all ain’t gimmicky Im sad. I can still take the nose-tweaking but if your a true believer my respect goes away and pity sets in it’s stead. Please tell me not to worry. I follow btc on as metadata. I don’t care if it goes away, but I was raised on schadenfreude and sarcasm which won’t let things like brazil.txt and beating up an anarcho gently caress up my brain. The 21.co DOS miner forever makes me laugh. The libertarian butt robbery is great. All the paragraphs after paragraphs of completely delusional IoT poo poo. Iam schizophrenic so delusions amaze me, especially because their so incredibly stupid. I mean my delusional thoughts aren’t brilliant, but they are internally consistent. This whole up gets press/down gets laughs fascinates me. Please let btc drop soon because I may hafta go to the nervous hospital soon to titrate off my current meds and get spun up on a whole new regimen. Tl;dr: bitcoin true believers are crazier than at least one paranoid schizophrenic.
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