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bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
im in and it’s gonna be even lower efffort than last year

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CrazyLittle
Sep 11, 2001





Clapping Larry
1,2,3 not it (thx panda for yos-santa this year)


quote:

no drugs/porn please.

booze=okay. i tend to drink wine/beer, learning to like good bourbon and lots of coffee. (i use a grinder and aeropress)
local food and candy, games, cool networking poo poo, computer poo poo, cisco crap etc. thinkgeek nerd toys, iphone7 toys. rc aircraft stuff.
also getting into irl shootman games lately have a 2-yr old so age appropriate tech toys welcome.

any pets you have (pics are a must)
i have a pretty nice koi pond and a gopro, but that's it.

shirt size: large fits, xl is slightly baggy. yospos apple shirt is best yosshirt

steam name, link to amazon wishlist, etc if you have them
https://steamcommunity.com/id/crazylittle/wishlist
http://a.co/41UN4Hl

My previous yosSASS unboxing 2016, 2015 2014 part 1, part 2, part 3, 2013 and 2011

CrazyLittle fucked around with this message at 20:52 on Oct 27, 2017

enotnert
Jun 10, 2005

Only women bleed
I'm going to have to think on it this year, cause I like sending stupid crap I spend too much money on like a 3do with a load of burnt cd's for no reason. . .

it's been a few years since I've been in cause of financial constraints, but I can probably arrange something this year. . .

eschaton
Mar 7, 2007

Don't you just hate when you wind up in a store with people who are in a socioeconomic class that is pretty obviously about two levels lower than your own?
I’m in, I already have one gift for this year's victim

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
I’d better make a spreadsheet or something eh

anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum

Silver Alicorn posted:

I’d better make a spreadsheet or something eh
a good idea is to use google forms for signups instead of telling people to email you

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
yeah but then I cant flaunt my email at SDF.org

Dans Macabre
Apr 24, 2004


Silver Alicorn posted:

yeah but then I cant flaunt my email at SDF.org

I donated to owasp so I can get an owasp.org address and I only use it to sign up for junk mail

Kuvo
Oct 27, 2008

Blame it on the misfortune of your bark!
Fun Shoe
hell ya yosmas sign me up. Annual Gift Panda was my santa last year and sent me a yostop and scifi art book. duckfarts was my santee and got a custom yospos art book

please send me
funy computer electroic stuff
alcohol (beer, bourbon, scotch)
bideo james (https://steamcommunity.com/id/kuvosa)
scifi books/movies
space or astronomy things
shirt size mens large if that matters

vodkat
Jun 30, 2012



cannot legally be sold as vodka
not so many signups yet, might be worth putting the secret santa bit in the thread title?

CrazyLittle
Sep 11, 2001





Clapping Larry

vodkat posted:

not so many signups yet, might be worth putting the secret santa bit in the thread title?

i would fix it but lol

anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum

CrazyLittle posted:

i would fix it but lol
maybe someone could make a second thread that points to this one

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
I figure it can change after Halloween 🎃

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl
sorry i'll get my email/pm in tomorrow

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
Happy Halloween, fellas!

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl
hi yospos it's Farmer Crack-rear end again

some hints for what to get your 'possy pal who's fun to post with:

- my t-shirt size is XL if you have delightfully clever or comfy shirts to give

- i am a huge space nut, spacemans books and memorabilia is always a hit with me

- i love to get tasty treats and other locally-made items from where you live (and i will almost certainly be sending treats to my santee!)
-- that said i am a terrible goonlord who does not enjoy beer or coffee.

- i have two cats, they are extremely adorable. cat treats and toys are very welcome

- if you want to get practical on me then i could use a car mount/holder for my nexus 5x smartphone.

- also i got a few games on the steam wishlist
http://steamcommunity.com/id/farmer_crack-rear end


please enjoy this picture of my cats




thanks and "god bless",

Farmer Crack-Ass fucked around with this message at 00:11 on Nov 2, 2017

anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

hi yospos it's Farmer Crack-rear end again

some hints for what to get your 'possy pal who's fun to post with:

- my t-shirt size is XL if you have delightfully clever or comfy shirts to give

- i am a huge space nut, spacemans books and memorabilia is always a hit with me

- i love to get tasty treats and other locally-made items from where you live (and i will almost certainly be sending treats to my santee!)
-- that said i am a terrible goonlord who does not enjoy beer or coffee.

- i have two cats, they are extremely adorable. cat treats and toys are very welcome

- if you want to get practical on me then i could use a car mount/holder for my nexus 5x smartphone.

- also i got a few games on the steam wishlist


please enjoy this picture of my cats




thanks and "god bless",
post your steamid if you want people to look at your steam wishlist

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl
edited

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
keep those applications comin’

Optimus_Rhyme
Apr 15, 2007

are you that mainframe hacker guy?

I'm back again for another year. Same as always I love retro computer poo poo (got the MUTHA LOAD last year) but I especially LOVE retro hacker crap (like an old redbox for example and/or the book Hacker Crackdown, which i own).

I've got 2 kids who don't drink (yet) on account of them being in preschool/K and an awesome, large (50lbs) Chow/GSD dog both of whom I'm sure would love some gifts.

I don't really care what I/we get TBH I enjoy the surprise (except a worm filled DC).

I'm an XL but I've got enough shirts.

E: oh poo poo, I totally forgot I love windows 95 and Futurefunk and aesthetic

Optimus_Rhyme fucked around with this message at 01:22 on Nov 3, 2017

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
what am i supposed to post i didnt read teh first post

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl
you have to tell us which of the spice girls you'd most want to gently caress

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004



Hooray for yosmas! I'll pretty much be happy with whatever, if you have a better idea than the stuff I have listed go for it and follow your heart. It is my first yosmas and I am excited

I like:
* hacker stuff, especially if it's old
* the whole vaporwave aesthetic thing, vapor95 is awesome
* dad-ing
* dogs
* beer, wine, bourbon, etc
* spicy food
* the whole 80s d&d aesthetic
* tabletop rpgs and boardgames and stuff like that in general, but don't get to play much

No thanks on:
* drugs (that aren't alcohol)
* porn-ish stuff

I have:
* a toddler, he is perfect in every way
* a smelly 70lb poodle mutt who is a very good boy (he doesn't need gifts or anything,
I just wanted to show him off):

* a Switch and a Vita. I have a PS4, too, but hardly play it because #dadlfye

I wear a L or XL shirt depending on cut. Probably best to go XL

Achmed Jones fucked around with this message at 00:31 on Nov 3, 2017

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

Achmed Jones posted:

* a smelly 70lb poodle mutt who is a very good boy (he doesn't need gifts or anything,
I just wanted to show him off):


a good dogge

suffix
Jul 27, 2013

Wheeee!
hello i will be joining this year

i like funny computer stuff, candy, board games, interesting books, sci fi, and any kind of handmade stuff

no booze

i don't have a lot of space for junk so please no defunct crays or anything although they are awesome

we have two bunnies this is one of them: https://i.imgur.com/NLqfdAY.jpg

previous santas (awesome) : rosoboronexport, funhilde

previous santees: r u ready to WALK, NevergirlsOFFICIAL

suffix fucked around with this message at 00:35 on Nov 3, 2017

anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum
thank you for fixing the title

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003
email sent

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

you have to tell us which of the spice girls you'd most want to gently caress

jaundice spice

GPF
Jul 20, 2000

Kidney Buddies
Oven Wrangler

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

you have to tell us which of the spice girls you'd most want to gently caress

babby spice

Dans Macabre
Apr 24, 2004


hey I actually have to rescind my commitment because I got a lot of irl stuff coming up and won't be able to bring my A game to this. sorry dudes

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
that’s a shame mate. hope you have an okay holiday otherwise.

Optimus_Rhyme
Apr 15, 2007

are you that mainframe hacker guy?

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

you have to tell us which of the spice girls you'd most want to gently caress

now or in the 90s?

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

back in the 90s gonna say Ginger or Scary spice but these days they're all Old spice

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug

Sagebrush posted:

back in the 90s gonna say Ginger or Scary spice but these days they're all Old spice

if you remember the '90s you are too

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Cocoa Crispies posted:

if you remember the '90s you are too

Hey, I'm ever so slightly younger than the spice girls. :colbert:

Jimmy Carter
Nov 3, 2005

THIS MOTHERDUCKER
FLIES IN STYLE
hell yes I'm doing this again

I'm a Gildan T-shirt size M, everything else just get a Large since I'm in between. The only thing I'm allergic to is cats.
I already have enough unused Raspberry Pis kicking around so I definitely don't need more things related to that. Electronics which require light soldering with a lovely iron are A-OK. Same goes with vintage technology that looks good on a shelf.
Yes I'll accept your strange distilled or fermented liquids.
My main phone is a Jet Black iPhone 7
I've got a Sexbox One if you wanna shoot me something comedic for that.

Oh and USPS is preferred (but not mandatory) since if you ship via FedEx or UPS I may have to head to North Brother Island to pick it up depending on how the chips fall.

I have no smaller beings living in my household. Last year my santa just flaked so as a consolation gift I received a super-sweet Intel Compute Stick which I still use when traveling to play Fallout via an EC2 GPU instance (probably going to switch to GeForce Now, assuming it supports 32-bit Windows 10).

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

Optimus_Rhyme posted:

now or in the 90s?

eh, whichever

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






thank for doing this red panda person

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
what am i supposed to post here

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Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

bump_fn posted:

what am i supposed to post here

describe in single words, only the good things that come to your mind, about your mother

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