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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > 1KYOB Week 8: Air Raid (Now Featuring Sandwich Montoya)
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axeil
Feb 14, 2006
 Here are the results from last week:

pre:
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| User                   | yards | bust  | score |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| Grittybeard            | 993   | FALSE | 36    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| TurboFlamingChicken    | 990   | FALSE | 35    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| bobjr                  | 986   | FALSE | 34    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| pixelbot2000           | 983   | FALSE | 33    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| axeil                  | 976   | FALSE | 32    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| The Puppy Bowl         | 967   | FALSE | 31    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| Hockles                | 955   | FALSE | 30    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| Strobe                 | 930   | FALSE | 29    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| von Metternich         | 908   | FALSE | 28    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| korrandark             | 906   | FALSE | 27    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| Bjork Bjowlob          | 900   | FALSE | 26    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| No Butt Stuff          | 893   | FALSE | 25    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| MrLogan                | 891   | FALSE | 24    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| Elephanthead           | 871   | FALSE | 23    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| the mean lunch lady    | 836   | FALSE | 22    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| Okibi                  | 826   | FALSE | 21    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| fishing with the fam   | 825   | FALSE | 20    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| Major Ryan             | 823   | FALSE | 19    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| seiferguy              | 811   | FALSE | 18    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| Arnold Layne           | 809   | FALSE | 17    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| Relentlessboredomm     | 792   | FALSE | 16    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| Forever_Peace          | 792   | FALSE | 15    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| a new study bible!     | 750   | FALSE | 14    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| Deceptive              | 750   | FALSE | 13    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| totally losing my mime | 749   | FALSE | 12    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| Young Hegelian         | 733   | FALSE | 11    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| Benne                  | 695   | FALSE | 10    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| Marshmallow Blue       | 671   | FALSE | 9     |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| WaffleZombie           | 623   | FALSE | 8     |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| Athanatos              | 543   | FALSE | 7     |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| Shangri-Law School     | 160   | FALSE | 6     |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| DariusLikewise         | 86    | FALSE | 5     |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| Uterine Lineup         | 55    | FALSE | 4     |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| OxySnake               | 53    | FALSE | 3     |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| Nystral                | 51    | FALSE | 2     |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| Chichevache            | -1    | FALSE | 1     |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
Huge shoutout to Chiche who is I think the only player in history to ever score a negative score for a week.

And because I want to preserve it for all time, here are the MEAT STARLORDS:

MEAT STARLORDS

pre:
+------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+
| User                   | Team | MEAT STARLORD Player    | Actual   | Player     | Yardage Type |
+------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+
| Elephanthead           | NE   | TR Loadmaster           | Ted      | Karras     | receiving    |
+------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+
| Elephanthead           | TB   | Jamis Winston           | Jameis   | Winston    | rushing      |
+------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+
| Elephanthead           | JAX  | Black Bortles           | Blake    | Bortles    | passing      |
+------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+
| Elephanthead           | IND  | Donte Montcrief         | Donte    | Moncrief   | receiving    |
+------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+
| Elephanthead           | IND  | Jacoby Brisset          | Jacoby   | Brissett   | rushing      |
+------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+
| TurboFlamingChicken    | DEN  | meat starlord           | Jamaal   | Charles    | receiving    |
+------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+
| TurboFlamingChicken    | PHI  | Alshon Jeffrey          | Alshon   | Jeffery    | receiving    |
+------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+
| Hockles                | CLE  | Matthew Dayes           | Matt     | Dayes      | rushing      |
+------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+
| Hockles                | CLE  | Ricardo Lewis           | Ricardo  | Louis      | receiving    |
+------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+
| Hockles                | TEN  | meat starlord           | Taywan   | Taylor     | receiving    |
+------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+
| the mean lunch lady    | PIT  | LeVeon Bell             | Le'Veon  | Bell       | rushing      |
+------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+
| the mean lunch lady    | NO   | Meat Starlord           | Clay     | Harbor     | receiving    |
+------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+
| Marshmallow Blue       | NE   | Meat Starlord           | Adam     | Butler     | rushing      |
+------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+
| Young Hegelian         | TEN  | meat starlord           | Taywan   | Taylor     | rushing      |
+------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+
| Young Hegelian         | PHI  | Alshon Jeffrey          | Alshon   | Jeffery    | receiving    |
+------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+
| Forever_Peace          | PHI  | Alshon Jeffrey          | Alshon   | Jeffery    | receiving    |
+------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+
| axeil                  | PHI  | m e a t s t a r l o r d | Nelson   | Agholor    | receiving    |
+------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+
| Major Ryan             | ARI  | Meat Starlord           | Earl     | Watford    | rushing      |
+------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+
| Nystral                | TB   | Jaxon William           | Javien   | Elliott    | passing      |
+------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+
| Nystral                | BUF  | Lamar McCormick         | Conor    | McDermott  | rushing      |
+------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+
| Nystral                | NE   | Ronald Grondonald       | Rob      | Gronkowski | receiving    |
+------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+
| Nystral                | NYJ  | Meat Starlord           | Julian   | Stanford   | rushing      |
+------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+
| Nystral                | NO   | Donald Brisket          | Gerald   | Hodges     | passing      |
+------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+
| Nystral                | PHI  | Jermaine Kardashian     | Nigel    | Bradham    | passing      |
+------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+
| No Butt Stuff          | CLE  | MEAT STARLORD           | JC       | Tretter    | receiving    |
+------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+
| von Metternich         | PIT  | Leveon Bell             | Le'Veon  | Bell       | rushing      |
+------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+
| von Metternich         | CLE  | MEAT STARLORD           | JC       | Tretter    | receiving    |
+------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+
| fishing with the fam   | CHI  | MEAT STARLORD           | Mark     | Sanchez    | receiving    |
+------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+
| fishing with the fam   | CHI  | STAR MEATLORD           | Sam      | Acho       | receiving    |
+------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+
| Uterine Lineup         | DEN  | meat starlord           | Jamaal   | Charles    | rushing      |
+------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+
| Uterine Lineup         | TEN  | meat starlord           | Taywan   | Taylor     | rushing      |
+------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+
| Uterine Lineup         | BAL  | MEAT starlord           | Mike     | Wallace    | rushing      |
+------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+
| Uterine Lineup         | MIA  | meat STARLORD           | Nate     | Allen      | passing      |
+------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+
| Uterine Lineup         | BUF  | meat STARlord           | Tyrod    | Taylor     | rushing      |
+------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+
| Uterine Lineup         | ARI  | meat Peter Jason Quill  | Adrian   | Peterson   | passing      |
+------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+
| Uterine Lineup         | PIT  | meat Peter Jason Quill  | Le'Veon  | Bell       | passing      |
+------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+
| Uterine Lineup         | PHI  | m e a t s t a r l o r d | Nelson   | Agholor    | rushing      |
+------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+
| Chichevache            | SEA  | mEAt starLORD           | Amara    | Darboh     | rushing      |
+------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+
| Chichevache            | ATL  | meat STARlord           | Robert   | Alford     | passing      |
+------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+
| Chichevache            | CLE  | meAT starLord           | Tank     | Carder     | rushing      |
+------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+
| Chichevache            | NYG  | MEAT STARLORD           | Eli      | Apple      | receiving    |
+------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+
| Chichevache            | NYJ  | mE at star lord         | Julian   | Stanford   | passing      |
+------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+
| Chichevache            | NE   | meatstar lord           | Deatrich | Wise       | receiving    |
+------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+
| Chichevache            | MIN  | meat starlord           | Sam      | Bradford   | rushing      |
+------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+
| Chichevache            | PIT  | yeast tall order        | Matt     | Feiler     | receiving    |
+------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+
| Chichevache            | CIN  | mEaTsTaRlOrD            | Tra      | Carson     | rushing      |
+------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+
| Chichevache            | LAR  | meatstarlord            | Sean     | Mannion    | rushing      |
+------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+
| Chichevache            | LAC  | meat starlor d          | Hayes    | Pullard    | rushing      |
+------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+
| Chichevache            | ARI  | meat stATLOTD           | Andy     | Lee        | receiving    |
+------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+
| Chichevache            | MIA  | meet dottard            | Xavien   | Howard     | rushing      |
+------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+
| Chichevache            | BAL  | Eat Tardlord            | Matt     | Judon      | passing      |
+------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+
| Chichevache            | DEN  | MEAT STARLORD           | Max      | Garcia     | receiving    |
+------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+
| Chichevache            | DEN  | MeatstarlorD            | Max      | Garcia     | rushing      |
+------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+
| Chichevache            | BAL  | MEAT Starlord           | Matt     | Skura      | receiving    |
+------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+
| Chichevache            | NE   | meat starlord           | Adam     | Butler     | passing      |
+------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+
| Chichevache            | ATL  | meats tarlord           | Sean     | Harlow     | rushing      |
+------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+
| Chichevache            | PHI  | meat STArlord           | Beau     | Allen      | receiving    |
+------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+
| Athanatos              | IND  | MEAT STARLORD           | Andrew   | Luck       | receiving    |
+------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+
| bobjr                  | CLE  | MEAT STARLORD           | JC       | Tretter    | receiving    |
+------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+
| Okibi                  | DAL  | MEAT STARLORD           | Sean     | Lee        | receiving    |
+------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+
| totally losing my mime | ARI  | meat Peter Jason Quill  | Adrian   | Peterson   | receiving    |
+------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+
| DariusLikewise         | TB   | Meat Starlord           | T.J.     | Ward       | rushing      |
+------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+
| DariusLikewise         | BUF  | Meet Starload           | Matt     | Milano     | rushing      |
+------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+
| DariusLikewise         | BAL  | M e a t STARLOAD        | Matt     | Skura      | rushing      |
+------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+
| DariusLikewise         | MIN  | Mark StArFoRd           | Marcus   | Sherels    | rushing      |
+------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+
| DariusLikewise         | NYJ  | Matt Starkfork          | Matt     | Forte      | rushing      |
+------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+
| DariusLikewise         | MIA  | Eat Barlords            | Jay      | Cutler     | rushing      |
+------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+
| DariusLikewise         | ARI  | Fark Darlord            | Earl     | Watford    | rushing      |
+------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+
| DariusLikewise         | LAR  | Art Jarfull             | Troy     | Hill       | rushing      |
+------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+
| DariusLikewise         | JAX  | Fart Lardtone           | Matt     | Overton    | rushing      |
+------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+
| DariusLikewise         | IND  | Hart Partthough         | Nate     | Hairston   | rushing      |
+------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+
| DariusLikewise         | NO   | Rat Porker              | Max      | Unger      | rushing      |
+------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+
| DariusLikewise         | GB   | Bat Fordmonner          | Taybor   | Pepper     | rushing      |
+------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+
| DariusLikewise         | CAR  | M E A T S T A R L O R D | Mario    | Addison    | rushing      |
+------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+
| DariusLikewise         | CHI  | Rex Grossman            | Eddie    | Goldman    | rushing      |
+------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+
| DariusLikewise         | TEN  | Tart Fartloads          | Aaron    | Wallace    | rushing      |
+------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+
| DariusLikewise         | CLE  | Sandwich Montoya        | Sammie   | Coates     | passing      |
+------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+
| DariusLikewise         | DAL  | Stark Charcoal          | Taco     | Charlton   | rushing      |
+------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+
| DariusLikewise         | SF   | Star Pantfull           | Earl     | Mitchell   | rushing      |
+------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+
| DariusLikewise         | DEN  | gently caress SALT               | Zach     | Kerr       | rushing      |
+------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+
| DariusLikewise         | LAC  | Quark starker           | Drew     | Kaser      | rushing      |
+------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+
| DariusLikewise         | CIN  | Holy Painful            | Cody     | Core       | rushing      |
+------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+
| DariusLikewise         | PIT  | Yurt Plentiful          | Matt     | Feiler     | rushing      |
+------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+
| Grittybeard            | MIA  | meat STARLORD           | Nate     | Allen      | receiving    |
+------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+
| Relentlessboredomm     | CLE  | MEAT STARLORD           | JC       | Tretter    | rushing      |
+------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+
| Shangri-Law School     | BUF  | Meat Starlord           | Tyrod    | Taylor     | rushing      |
+------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+
| Shangri-Law School     | MIN  | mEAT sTARLORD           | Adam     | Thielen    | receiving    |
+------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+
| Shangri-Law School     | MIA  | meat starlord           | Matt     | Moore      | rushing      |
+------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+
| Shangri-Law School     | LA   | MEAT STARLORD           | Mike     | Thomas     | receiving    |
+------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+
| Shangri-Law School     | JAX  | M.E.A.T. Starlord       | A.J.     | Cann       | rushing      |
+------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+
| Shangri-Law School     | NO   | mEAt stARLOrd           | Austin   | Carr       | receiving    |
+------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+
| Shangri-Law School     | CAR  | MeaT STarloRD           | Trai     | Turner     | rushing      |
+------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+
| Shangri-Law School     | CLE  | MEat STARlord           | Jamar    | Taylor     | receiving    |
+------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+
| Shangri-Law School     | DAL  | meAT starLORD           | Taco     | Charlton   | rushing      |
+------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+
| Shangri-Law School     | DEN  | Meat S.T.A.R.L.O.R.D.   | A.J.     | Derby      | receiving    |
+------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+
| Shangri-Law School     | CIN  | mEAt stArlOrd           | Cody     | Core       | rushing      |
+------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+
| Shangri-Law School     | NYG  | MeaT STaRLoRD           | Geno     | Smith      | receiving    |
+------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+
| Shangri-Law School     | PHI  | MEAT STARLORD           | Aziz     | Shittu     | passing      |
+------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+
| The Puppy Bowl         | MIN  | mEAT Starlord           | Sam      | Bradford   | rushing      |
+------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+
| OxySnake               | BUF  | MEat starlord           | Tyrod    | Taylor     | rushing      |
+------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+
| OxySnake               | MIN  | MEat starlord           | Sam      | Bradford   | receiving    |
+------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+
| OxySnake               | MIA  | MEat starlord           | Matt     | Moore      | rushing      |
+------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+
| OxySnake               | LA   | MEat starlord           | Mark     | Barron     | receiving    |
+------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+
| OxySnake               | JAX  | MEat starlord           | Matt     | Overton    | rushing      |
+------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+
| OxySnake               | NO   | MEat starlord           | Clay     | Harbor     | receiving    |
+------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+
| OxySnake               | CAR  | MEat starlord           | Matt     | Kalil      | rushing      |
+------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+
| OxySnake               | CLE  | MEat starlord           | Jamar    | Taylor     | receiving    |
+------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+
| OxySnake               | DAL  | MEat starlord           | Taco     | Charlton   | rushing      |
+------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+
| OxySnake               | DEN  | MEat starlord           | Max      | Garcia     | receiving    |
+------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+
| OxySnake               | CIN  | MEat starlord           | Tra      | Carson     | rushing      |
+------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+
| OxySnake               | NYG  | MEat starlord           | Chad     | Wheeler    | receiving    |
+------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+
| OxySnake               | PHI  | MEat starlord           | Nate     | Gerry      | passing      |
+------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+
| WaffleZombie           | DEN  | meat starlord           | Jamaal   | Charles    | passing      |
+------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+
| WaffleZombie           | TEN  | meat starlord           | Taywan   | Taylor     | rushing      |
+------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+
| WaffleZombie           | BAL  | MEAT starlord           | Mike     | Wallace    | receiving    |
+------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+
| WaffleZombie           | MIA  | meat STARLORD           | Nate     | Allen      | passing      |
+------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+
| WaffleZombie           | BUF  | meat STARlord           | Tyrod    | Taylor     | rushing      |
+------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+
| WaffleZombie           | ARI  | meat Peter Jason Quill  | Adrian   | Peterson   | receiving    |
+------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+
| WaffleZombie           | PIT  | meat Peter Jason Quill  | Le'Veon  | Bell       | passing      |
+------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+
| WaffleZombie           | MIN  | Sandwich Montoya        | Danielle | Hunter     | passing      |
+------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+
| WaffleZombie           | NYJ  | Hoagie Malone           | Morris   | Claiborne  | receiving    |
+------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+
| WaffleZombie           | DAL  | Amanda Hugenkiss        | Jourdan  | Lewis      | rushing      |
+------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+
| WaffleZombie           | CHI  | Mitchell Trubinsky      | Mitchell | Trubisky   | passing      |
+------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+
| WaffleZombie           | SEA  | H.R. Puffenstuff        | C.J.     | Prosise    | rushing      |
+------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+
| WaffleZombie           | DEN  | Trevor Semen            | Trevor   | Siemian    | passing      |
+------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+
| WaffleZombie           | NE   | DRAX THE DESTROYER      | Rob      | Gronkowski | rushing      |
+------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+
| WaffleZombie           | NYG  | Groot                   | Geno     | Smith      | receiving    |
+------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+
| WaffleZombie           | PHI  | m e a t s t a r l o r d | Nelson   | Agholor    | rushing      |
+------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+
| seiferguy              | LAC  | Phillip Rivers          | Philip   | Rivers     | passing      |
+------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+




Standings

Overall Standings, Now in Google Sheet Form!

Raw Files for Nerds

Week 7 Raw Input File

Week 7 Raw Results


Week 7 Theme Week Winner Announcement

Due to excellent play last week and terrible spelling, our Week 7 Theme Week Actual Cash Prize Winner is...TurboFlamingChicken . Congrats TurboFlamingChicken ! Please contact Buane to receive your prize.

Additionally, you deserve huge props for going from the only potential bust of the week to the Theme Week Winner thanks to your use of the Osweiler token.






Week 8 Theme Week Announcement




Air raid!

Previously here in 1KYOB the theme week winner has gone to the person who has the best list that also meets a silly criteria. Well...this week we're gonna mix it up. Mike Leach's revolutionary Air Raid offense relies on yards. Lots of yards. But only from a few players. So this week's Theme Week winner will be the player who has the biggest bust using a list containing 4 or fewer players

:siren: To encourage folks to go for this theme week I've added a new token. You might want to check it out. I'll also give a bonus 10 points to this week's theme week winner so we all can be encouraged to go air raiding :siren:



Token Reminder

To play a token please copy and paste the image as well as the name of the token after your Brady Number.

This year we will have 5 6 fun token flavors. But pay attention! These are new, awesome flavors and some of these tokens can come with a downside!

The five six current tokens in play are:

THE COX TOKEN



Thrusts through the line to stop your running game! You may play the Cox Token when your Brady Number is a Running Back. If your Brady Number would bust your score, this token will zero out their score!

THE OSWEILER TOKEN



A memorial to the greatest trade in history, the Osweiler token is a powerful reminder that teams can build via subtraction just as well as addition. You may play the Osweiler token regardless of your player's position. If your Brady Number would bust you, instead of adding points the Brady Number removes that many points from your score.

THE PRATER TOKEN



Kickers are people too! You may play the Prater token if your player is a Wide Receiver or Tight End. If your Brady Number would bust your score, this token will replace their score with the longest field goal in NFL history - 64 yards.

THE ILL-ADVISED RELOCATION TOKEN



Sometimes despite years of loyalty and good will you just have to chase after the dollar bills. You may play the Ill-Advised Relocation token if your Brady Number is a Quarterback because the fans only care about Quarterbacks! If your Brady Number would bust your score, this token will replace their score with the score of the opposing QB. For example, in Week 1 the LA Chargers are playing the Denver Broncos. If your Brady Number, Phillip Rivers, would bust you, you instead will get the score of Trevor Siemian. But since relocation doesn't always work out, if the replacement still busts you, tough luck!


THE 28-3 TOKEN



A reminder of the greatest choke job in all of sports and that no one should ever count out Touchdown Tom. If you declare the 28-3 token during a given week, it gets you 50 bonus points for a top 10 score and 100 bonus points for the best score of the week, but if you finish outside the top 10 you get zero, so you better manage that comeback! In addition, you can use the 28-3 token as much as you want if you keep getting the bonus, but if you use the 28-3 token and fail to make the top 10, you can't use it again for the entire rest of the season unless you hit a perfect thousand. Not for the faint at heart!

:siren: NEW TOKEN ALERT :siren:

The Sandwich Montoya Token



A tribute to the greatest sandwich-based QB ever, Sandwich Montoya always gives it his all even if he can't really go ham. That's why if you bust while playing the Sandwich Montoya token you get 10 points added to your score because hey, at least you tried! One time use only, so make sure you save it for a week you really need it!



Here lie those who failed to achieve the impossible. Their cloud of shame shall forever hang above them...unless they score a perfect 1,000

marioinblack (Week 1)
MrLogan (Week 1)
fishing with the fam (Week 2)
Relentlessboredomm (Week 4)
Elephanthead (Week 4)
Strobe (Week 6)
DariusLikewise (Week 6)
Forever_Peace (Week 6)

Theme Weeks & Past Winners

Week 1: GOAT WEEK (vanilla 1kob, just win baby) - a new study bible!
Week 2: DINK 'N DUNK WEEK (at least 4 QBs with 1 yard) - bobjr
Week 3: GROUND 'N POUND WEEK (at least 8 RBs with 1 yard) - Forever_Peace
Week 4: It Ertz when Eifert (at least 3 TEs with at least 186 yards among all TEs) - axeil
Week 5: BYE BYE BYE (only 5 players) - von Metternich
Week 6: AIR YARDS (WRs + Receiving Yards only) - Bjork Blowjob
Week 7: MEAT STARLORD (All lists must contain MEAT STARLORD) - TurboFlamingChicken
Week 8: Air Raid Week (biggest bust using no more than 4 players)
Week 9: ???
Week 10: ???
Week 11: ???
Week 12: Thanksgiving Turkey Week (biggest Turkey wins, list can only have one turkey)
Week 13: ???
Week 14: ???
Week 15: ???
Week 16: ???
Week 17: ???



Week 8 Schedule

BYE BYE BYE
ARI, GB, JAX, LA, NYG, TEN

Thursday Night
MIA @ BAL

Sunday - :monocle: time
MIN @ CLE

Sunday - 1pm EST
ATL @ NYJ
CAR @ TB
SF @ PHI
CHI @ NO
LAC @ NE
OAK @ BUF
IND @ CIN

Sunday - 4pm EST
HOU @ SEA
DAL @ WAS

Sunday Night
PIT @ DET

Monday Night
DEN @ KC

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axeil
Feb 14, 2006
 You asked for it, and you got it! A token that is new, fresh and delicious and should hopefully encourage people to bust more often.

:siren: NEW TOKEN ALERT :siren:

The Sandwich Montoya Token



A tribute to the greatest sandwich-based QB ever, Sandwich Montoya always gives it his all even if he can't really go ham. That's why if you bust while playing the Sandwich Montoya token you get 10 points added to your score because hey, at least you tried! One time use only, so make sure you save it for a week you really need it!

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Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



 NE - Tom Brady - Passing Yards
PHI - Carson Wentz - Passing Yards
WAS - Kirk Cousins - Passing Yards

B# KC - Alex Smith - Passing Yards

Paint Crop Pro fucked around with this message at 05:43 on Oct 24, 2017

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seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION


Toilet Rascal
Theme week!

NE - Tom Brady - passing yards
LAR - Jared Goff - passing yards
LAC - Philip Rivers - passing yards

Brady # - KC - Alex Smith - passing yards
* # ? Oct 24, 2017 06:41
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Marshmallow Blue
Apr 25, 2010
 NE - Tom Brady - Passing Yards
LAC - Phillip Rivers - Passing Yards
TB - Doug Martin - Rushing Yards
LAC - Melvin Gordon - Rushing Yards

B# - Alex Smith - Passing Yards

* # ? Oct 24, 2017 14:26
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Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

Come at me scrub-lord I'm ripped!
WOW! I am so pleased and still hmbol that Osweiler finally did something for a Broncos fan.

Theme Week:
NE - Tom Brady - Passing Yards
PHI - Carson Wentz - Passing Yards
NO - Drew Brees - Passing Yards

B# - DEN - Trevor Semen - Passing Yards

The Sandwich Montoya Token
* # ? Oct 24, 2017 20:34
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Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
Good evening. I'm here to collect my medal.

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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Theme Week:
BAL - Joe Flaco - Passing Yards
CIN - Andy Dalton - Passing Yards
NO - Drew Brees - Passing Yards

B# - KC - Alex Smith - Passing Yards

The Sandwich Montoya Token



Dalton and Flaco how can I not lose?

* # ? Oct 25, 2017 19:09
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von Metternich
May 7, 2007
Why the hell not?
AIR RAID

NE - Tom Brady - Passing Yards
PHI - Carson Wentz - Passing Yards
NO - Drew Brees - Passing Yards
B# - KC - Alex Smith - Passing Yards

Sandwich Montoya
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MrLogan
Feb 4, 2004

Ask me about Derek Carr's stolen MVP awards, those dastardly refs, and, oh yeah, having the absolute worst fucking gimmick in The Football Funhouse.
 NE - Tom Brady - Passing Yards
ATL - Matt Ryan - Passing Yards
PHI - Carson Wentz - Passing Yards

B# - Alex Smith - Passing Yards
* # ? Oct 26, 2017 13:42
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Arnold Layne
Nov 4, 2008

 NE - Tom Brady - Passing Yards
NO - Drew Brees - Passing Yards
CIN - Andy Dalton - Passing Yards
B#: KC - Travis Kelce - Receiving Yards

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Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

Come at me scrub-lord I'm ripped!
Will no one join me on the Trevor pain train?

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Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake
 Air Raid

NO - Drew Brees - Passing Yards
PHI - Carson Wentz - Passing Yards
PIT - Ben Roethlisberger - Passing Yards
B#: DEN - Trevor Siemian - Passing Yards
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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

TurboFlamingChicken posted:

Will no one join me on the Trevor pain train?

The point is to bust by as many points as possible not have negative points.

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the mean lunch lady
Jun 24, 2009

went mad at sea
lots were drawn
Kroenke didn't survive
he was delicious
 LA - Phillip Rivers - Passing Yards
NO - Drew Brees - Passing Yards
SF - Carlos Hyde - Rushing Yards
ATL - Devonta Freeman - Rushing Yards
DAL - Dez Bryant - Receiving Yards
CAR - Kelvin Benjamin - Receiving Yards

Brady #: KC - Travis Kelce - Receiving Yards

* # ? Oct 26, 2017 17:42
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Major Ryan
May 11, 2008

Completely blank
Air Raid Time!

LAC - Phillip Rivers - Passing Yards
SEA - Russell Wilson - Passing Yards
CAR - Cam Newton - Passing Yards
B#: DEN - Trevor Siemian - Passing Yards

The Sandwich Montoya Token
* # ? Oct 26, 2017 21:18
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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Goddamnit Flacco! You screwed me now Sandwich is in.

* # ? Oct 27, 2017 03:05
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axeil
Feb 14, 2006
 I need the points from a top 10 finish. No theme week for me. :smith:

PHI - Carson Wentz - Passing Yards
DET - Matt Stafford - Passing Yards
PHI - Zach Ertz - Receiving Yards
ATL - Julio Jones - Receiving Yards
PHI - LeGarette Blount - Rushing Yards

B# - KC - Kareem Hunt - Rushing Yards
* # ? Oct 27, 2017 13:45
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Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."
 AIR RAID

NE - Tom Brady - Passing Yards
PHI - Carson Wentz - Passing Yards
LAC - Phillip Rivers - Passing Yards
B# - KC - Alex Smith - Passing Yards

Sandwich Montoya
* # ? Oct 28, 2017 18:46
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Strobe
Jun 30, 2014
GW BRAINWORMS CREW
No theme week

PHI - Carson Wentz - Passing Yards
OAK - Amari Cooper - Receiving Yards
HOU - Deshaun Watson - Passing Yards

B#: KC - Alex Smith - Passing Yards

Ill-Advised Relocation Token



Because if there was ever a time that using this would prevent a bust, it's when the opposing QB is Trevor Siemien.

* # ? Oct 28, 2017 19:03
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Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
THEME WEEK

PHI - Carson Wentz - Passing Yards
OAK - Derek Carr - Passing Yards
NO - Drew Brees - Passing Yards

Brady Number - KC - Alex Smith - Passing Yards
* # ? Oct 28, 2017 19:13
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Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
WAS- Kirk Cousins- Passing
NO- Drew Brees- Passing
LAC- Philip Rivers- Passing
Brady Number - KC - Alex Smith - Passing Yards
* # ? Oct 28, 2017 19:17
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totally losing my mime
Aug 3, 2012

The quiet can scrape
All the calm from your bones.
But maybe it should.
Maybe we need to be hollowed
To get up and grow,
And stop fucking around,
To kick off our braces and start straightening out
Fun Shoe
THEME WEEK

NO - Drew Brees - Passing Yards
PHI - Carson Wentz - Passing Yards
WAS - Kirk Cousins - Passing Yards

B#: KC - Alex Smith - Passing Yards
* # ? Oct 28, 2017 20:57
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cosmic gumbo
Mar 26, 2005

IMA
  1. GRIP
  2. N
  3. SIP
 THEME WEEK

OAK - Derek Carr - Passing Yards
LA - Philip Rivers - Passing Yards
PHI - Carson Wentz - Passing Yards

B#: KC - Alex Smith - Passing Yards
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pixelbot2000
May 11, 2004

Pay your pussy bill
OAK - Derek Carr - Passing Yards
LAC - Philip Rivers - Passing Yards
DAL - Dak Prescott - Passing Yards
OAK - Michael Crabtree - Receiving Yards
OAK - Jalen Richard - Rushing Yards

B#: KC - Travis Kelce - Receiving Yards

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Forever_Peace
May 7, 2007

Shoe do do do do do do do
Shoe do do do do do do yeah
Shoe do do do do do do do
Shoe do do do do do do yeah
OAK - Derek Carr - Passing Yards
DEN - Trevor Siemian - Passing Yards
BUF - LeSean McCoy - Receiving Yards
WAS - Chris Thompson - Receiving Yards
NE - Brandin Cooks - Receiving Yards
SF - Pierre Garcon - Receiving Yards
NYJ - Jermaine Kearse - Receiving Yards
HOU - Lamar Miller - Rushing Yards
DET - Ameer Abdullah - Rushing Yards
CLE - Isaiah Crowell - Rushing Yards

B#: DEN - Jamaal Charles - Rushing Yards

* # ? Oct 29, 2017 02:40
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Young Hegelian
Aug 27, 2012
 NO - Drew Brees - Passing Yards
SF - C.J. Beathard - Passing Yards
OAK - Michael Crabtree - Receiving Yards
CAR - Christian McCaffrey - Receiving Yards
TB - O.J. Howard - Receiving Yards
LAR - Todd Gurley - Rushing Yards
SEA - Russell Wilson - Rushing Yards

B#: KC - Alex Smith - Passing Yards

* # ? Oct 29, 2017 04:21
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Okibi
Jul 13, 2004

A shadowy flight into the ridiculous world of a man whose music should not exist
Grimey Drawer
NE - Tom Brady - Passing Yards
NO - Drew Brees - Passing Yards
DAL - Ezekiel Elliott - Rushing Yards
NE - Brandin Cooks - Receiving Yards
PIT - Antonio Brown - Receiving Yards

B#: KC - Kareem Hunt - Rushing Yards

* # ? Oct 29, 2017 06:21
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The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
Theme Week

ATL - Matt Ryan - Passing Yards
PHI - Carson Wentz - Passing Yards
LAC - Phillip Rivers - Passing Yards

B#: KC - Alex Smith - Passing
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korrandark
Jan 5, 2009
 CIN - Andy Dalton - Passing
NE - Tom Brady - Passing
PHI - Carson Wentz - Passing
DAL - Dez Bryant - Receiving

B# KC -Kareem Hunt - Rushing

* # ? Oct 29, 2017 12:03
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Nystral
Feb 6, 2002

Every man likes a pretty girl with him at a skeleton dance.
 NE - Tom Brady - Passing Yards
OAK - Derek Carr - Passing Yards
NO - Drew Brees - Passing Yards
KC - Tyreek Hill - Receiving Yards

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WaffleZombie
May 10, 2003

"Identity Crisis" Murderer Wild Guess #333:Prince "Lady Killer Charming "Well, I AM the Adversa"



 IND - Jacoby Brissett - Passing Yards
SF - C.J. Beathard - Passing Yards
CHI - Mitchell Trubisky - Passing Yards
BUF - Tyrod Taylor - Passing Yards
PHI - Sandwich Montoya - Passing Yards
PHI - Wendell Smallwood - Rushing Yards

B# - DEN - Trevor Siemian - Passing Yards

* # ? Oct 29, 2017 16:55
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aBagorn
Aug 26, 2004
 Theme Week

NO - Drew Brees - Passing Yards
LAR - Jared Goff - Passing Yards
LAC - Phillip Rivers - Passing Yards

B#: Alex Smith - Passing Yards
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fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
Theme week!

PHI - Carson Wentz - Passing Yards
PIT - Ben Roethlisberger - Passing Yards
NE - Tom Brady - Passing Yards

B# KC - Alex Smith - Passing Yards
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Deceptive
Dec 27, 2012
 NE - Tom Brady - Passing Yards
NE - Brandon Cooks - Receiving Yards
IND - Jacoby Brissett - Passing Yards
PHI - Carson Wentz - Passing Yards

B# - Kareem Hunt - Rushing Yards

Cox Token

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Deceptive
Dec 27, 2012
 Don't wanna edit the post for integrity but that should obviously say KC for Kareem Hunt.

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bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

 THEME WEEK

NE - Tom Brady - Passing Yards
NO - Drew Brees - Passing Yards
PHI - Carson Wentz - Passing Yards

B#: Alex Smith - Passing Yards
* # ? Oct 29, 2017 17:37
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Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
 ATL - Matt Ryan - Passing yards
NO - Drew Brees - Passing yards
PIT - Le'Veon Bell - Rushing yards
NE - Brandin Cooks - Receiving yards
CIN - A.J. Green - Receiving yards
PHI - Zach Ertz - Receiving yards

B#: KC - Kareem Hunt - Rushing yards

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Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


 LAC- Philip Rivers- Passing Yards
PHI- Carson Wentz- Passing Yards
PIT- Ben Roethlisberger- Passing Yards

B# DEN- C.J. Anderson - Rushing Yards

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Deceptive
Dec 27, 2012
 And I'm real dumb and already used my Cox token.

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