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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



GonadTheBallbarian posted:

the boston thread is unanimous, we want kaep

Putting in Kaepernick to kneel out the Superbowl.

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Finger Prince
Jan 5, 2007


GonadTheBallbarian posted:

the boston thread is unanimous, we want kaep

It's not like they have a history of taking pariahs from other teams and winning titles with them or anything.

TheChirurgeon
Aug 7, 2002

Remember how good you are
Taco Defender
Pats fans in this forum may want Kaepernick, but like SF fans this year, they'll have to settle for Hoyer

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


why would you give up the 34th pick for a 8 game rental?

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

SKULL.GIF posted:

why would you give up the 34th pick for a 8 game rental?

they could franchise him. Or sign him to a long term deal

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Kalli posted:

Putting in Kaepernick to kneel out the Superbowl.

This would be the only time a Patriots SB victory would be acceptable.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



a neat cape posted:

they could franchise him. Or sign him to a long term deal

Yeah, most likely scenario is they franchise him, which gives them a year and a half to make sure he isn't Brock Osweiler.

Adun
Apr 15, 2001

Publicola
Fun Shoe
It’s hilarious the Texans traded away their best offensive lineman because he called out their owner for being a racist rear end in a top hat.

Belichick quickly realizes being a progressive franchise is the biggest market inefficiency. Endorses Bernie and kneels every game and turns into Greg Popovich.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Hey everybody Zeke's suspension starts right now. Breaking news.

spanky69
Nov 5, 2004
I THINK sba HAS LOST HIS MIND. WOOOOOO DOGGIES PUPPIES KITTENS CRAP TURDS, love sba
Fun Shoe
Judge just ruled against Ezekiel Elliott. Suspension is back on

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

spanky69 posted:

Judge just ruled against Ezekiel Elliott. Suspension is back on

Hah, got ya mofo

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Oh good, now let this tip Jerry into doing something really stupid.

TheChirurgeon
Aug 7, 2002

Remember how good you are
Taco Defender

Kalli posted:

Oh good, now let this tip Jerry into doing something really stupid.

we're way past that already

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Zeke misses:

Chiefs
@Falcons
Eagles
Chargers
Washington
@Giants

Back for... @ the Raiders on SNF.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Adun posted:

It’s hilarious the Texans traded away their best offensive lineman because he called out their owner for being a racist rear end in a top hat.

Belichick quickly realizes being a progressive franchise is the biggest market inefficiency. Endorses Bernie and kneels every game and turns into Greg Popovich.

I uh, would be weirdly ok with that. Pops is awesome.

(it won't happen)

warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:
*yawn*

https://twitter.com/BleacherReport/status/925186779103215616

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

Kalli posted:

Zeke misses:

Chiefs
@Falcons
Eagles
Chargers
Washington
@Giants

Back for... @ the Raiders on SNF.

Oh man. This manages to gently caress over both the Cowboys AND the Raiders?

Manafort indictment. Jimmy G trade. Now this? Timeline took a hard left turn and, as of today, we're now in the best of all possible worlds.

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

Kalli posted:

Oh good, now let this tip Jerry into doing something really stupid.

firing goodell is smart though imo

The Unnamed One
Jan 13, 2012

"BOOM!"
They’ll (somehow) find someone who is worse than Goodell

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


The Unnamed One posted:

They’ll (somehow) find someone who is worse than Goodell

Gary Bettman.

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Kalli posted:

Putting in Kaepernick to kneel out the Superbowl.

I need this in my life, esp in a Patriots jersey.

Jota
May 6, 2003

uga-booga uga-booga
i wish he won the injunction because it'd be probably be better for the eagles if he had to serve it next year

BUG JUG
Feb 17, 2005



GonadTheBallbarian posted:

I need this in my life, esp in a Patriots jersey.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Wait, Kaep is 6'4, 230lbs?

poo poo, we can play him at Linebacker. He's gotta be faster and better in coverage.

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007



nice

tk
Dec 10, 2003

Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/925188452483772417

Suspension ON. Suspension OFF. It’s like the Entourage of suspensions.

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
Suspension is all but guaranteed now. Second circuit ruled against Brady, after all.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
I still can't get over the Texans

They're become an evil team but without the winning to back it up

Fate Accomplice
Nov 30, 2006




tk posted:

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/925188452483772417

Suspension ON. Suspension OFF. It’s like the Entourage of suspensions.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0CdAKrTZ0A

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

tk posted:

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/925188452483772417

Suspension ON. Suspension OFF. It’s like the Entourage of suspensions.

The Zeke Suspension is the Michael Scott vasectomy of suspensions

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*

Intruder posted:

I still can't get over the Texans

They're become an evil team but without the winning to back it up

Sure McNair is awful, but the vast majority of the league has despicable owners. Outside of that Texans are neutral. Watt and O'Brien's overly serious demeanors are mostly overshadowed by the dope just having fun out there flair of guys like Nuk, Clowney, and Watson.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
The silver lining? With Zeke gone the cowboys just aren't going to be competing on the same level, so you can expect a ratings drop regardless of whether or not they win a couple of those games.

The NFL has been in a downward spiral for a year or more it seems, and the bad poo poo just keeps on happening. It's hilarious. Which owner is going to make headlines next?

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Shinjobi posted:

The silver lining? With Zeke gone the cowboys just aren't going to be competing on the same level, so you can expect a ratings drop regardless of whether or not they win a couple of those games.

The NFL has been in a downward spiral for a year or more it seems, and the bad poo poo just keeps on happening. It's hilarious. Which owner is going to make headlines next?

Jerry

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Spoeank posted:

The Zeke Suspension is the Michael Scott vasectomy of suspensions

Oh gawd, that episode :stonk:

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Funniest option would be Jerry trying to fire Goodell, but not being able to get enough owners to go along with him, so they just refuse to extend his contract and it turns into a big loving problem leading up to the CBA negotiations.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Intruder posted:

I still can't get over the Texans

They're become an evil team but without the winning to back it up

I keep saying it

City of Houston should seize ownership of the Texans

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.
Jerry Jones will always be nouveau riche, and will fail if he opposes the Rooney/Mara cabal

MrSargent
Dec 23, 2003

Sometimes, there's a man, well, he's the man for his time and place. He fits right in there. And that's Jimmy T.

whypick1 posted:

Oh gawd, that episode :stonk:

Easily one of my favorites.

“It’s like Jan and Michael are playing this game called How Uncomfortable Can We Make Our Guests? And they are both winning.” -Jim

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Kalli posted:

Funniest option would be Jerry trying to fire Goodell, but not being able to get enough owners to go along with him, so they just refuse to extend his contract and it turns into a big loving problem leading up to the CBA negotiations.

Friendly reminder that if Kaep wins his lawsuit, the CBA is anulled.

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Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

whypick1 posted:

Oh gawd, that episode :stonk:

YOUR ZERO DOLLAR A YEAR SALARY WITH BENEFITS, BABE pops into my head whenever my wife and I get snippy with each other

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