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Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

this thread is a lightning rod for all the worst posters

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Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Epic High Five posted:

ya, except for me right

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Jose posted:

i woudln't want to live somewhere i had to wear a mask with filters in order to go outside tbh

and yet you live in England

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Karl Barks posted:

do u guys think this is really him

https://twitter.com/damiendamien/status/923744332099698689

somebody did

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Typo posted:

the expansion are all #fakefactions

The socialist faction in the expansion was basically just all the Human Hive's bonuses with none of their drawbacks. All the Alien Crossfire factions were broken.

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Typo posted:

alpha centauri in general suffers from the Civ 2 model of infinity city sprawl being optimal strategy, or more expansion is pretty much always good

Civ 5 at least had the option of going tall idk about Civ 6 but upon release it was back to ICS strategy

Infinite Legend had a decent counterbalance to overexpansion.

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

The only bad thing about Endless Legend are the elves, who they didn't even bother to make sense within the logic of the setting. Are they native fauna, experimentations of the endless, shipwrecked aliens? Who gives a poo poo, their faction is lame.

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Dreddout posted:

I can't even remember their gimmick

They get production bonuses. As a race they're supposed to have some kind of nature bond, and can transform into wild animals when overcome with a primal lust - but that doesn't factor into how they play as a faction at all except to justify why they have the big tanky Ent units. They're pretty much just a faction for new players, with production bonuses, one of the best ranged units, and a balanced unit roster that's all together very forgiving of new player mistakes.

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Calling it a remake is pretty insulting tbqh.

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

gradenko_2000 posted:

What are Miriam's strengths, if you're playing her faction?

heathen popery

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

boy howdy my security settings won't even let these patches run terran/x.exe even after granting full permissions

look up how to turn on Direct Play in Windows 10. that fixed it for me.

as for the patch, in the popup window click on the more info link, and it will give you the option to run the patch exe anyway.

Pener Kropoopkin has issued a correction as of 19:55 on Oct 31, 2017

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Torment is worth it for the art direction alone imo, although the writing is also top notch and there's usually multiple ways to resolve a problem without going into combat as well. The combat is ok.

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Wasteland 2 was in a shameful state on release, and I'm sure it's been fixed for a long time but I can't be bothered to go back again, knowing how lame the story is. It was easy to tell which areas they worked the most on like the bio research facility, which was fully fleshed out over months of testing and revision, compared to most of the rest of the game which was extremely straightforward.

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Dreddout posted:

It's literally 90% the interface that keeps me from playing those games.

It's a shame cause in theory they're right down my alley, but a lot of old game sare just unfucking playable to someone spoiled on modern interfaces.

I can only play Morrowind with dozens of mods installed, for example

It's weird that you're complaining about interfaces, when Morrowind had one of the best interfaces for a PC RPG ever made. I mean, MCP and the Overhaul Project is essential now, if only to get the draw distance to something respectable - but the actual in-game interface is solid for mouse + keyboard. You could drag all of the windows to any size you wanted, put them where you wanted, and even lock them so they stayed visible in real-time. I guess the real problem is that there's no item sorting for your inventory, and there's a ton of items to pick up.

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Calibanibal posted:

they may mean the journal which does not give you waypoints

Typical men, not wanting to follow directions.

Calibanibal posted:

Hlaalo manor in balmora, has plenty of tables and shelves for storing your garbage :hai:

and the owner is conveniently dead

There's a guy who lives next to Caius Cosades's house you can kill as part of a quest, and I just litter the floor with high value crap.

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Tyranny's premise is really cool, and I hope it's super cheap this Christmas.

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

magic is for nerds

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

morrowind is the only game with cool magic, because you could jump around all of Vvardenfell like The Hulk.

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

I'd love to think they couldn't gently caress up an HD edition, but I'm not so sure. that's all SMAC really needs 20 years on.

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Rudatron's avatar rules.

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

rudatron posted:

he's probably referring to the red text it had to replace

Casual homophobia never gets old :discourse:

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Human Hive and Spartans are the only factions that feel "right" nerve stapling.

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

rudatron posted:

lal is the only good guy, the rest of alpha centauri are all psychotic fanatics, how did none of you pick this up

I must dissent with this post.

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Chairman Yang is beyond "good" or "evil."

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

What;s so bad about Zakharov anyway? He seems like a boring science guy.

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Jose posted:

lack of ethics leads to extra drones

Just like the United States.

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

true communism is a Hive that goes Eudaimonic.

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Since this is basically the unofficial Alpha Centauri/CSPAM gaming thread, I'm encountering a catastrophic CTD bug with Yitzi's 3.5 patch that crashes every time after a massive fungal bloom from eco damage. It was fixed in 3.5b, which is an exe fix that you need the regular 3.5 patch to merge over.

http://alphacentauri2.info/index.php?action=downloads;sa=view;down=347

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Jose posted:

this exe doesn't work for me

it's the terranx.exe which means it's the Alien Crossfire one. Not sure if there's a patch for the regular terran exe.

In case you don't know, you're supposed to paste it into your SMAC folder and replace the original .exe with that one. Might have to redo your desktop shortcut too.

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Have you not installed Yitzi's 3.5 patch already? I don't get why it wouldn't be working otherwise.

e: I eventually got to the point where any random event, like forest or fungus expansion, or one of my units being blown up would CTD. I basically just disabled PRACX and the ctd problem went away. It's inconvenient but PRACX 1.10 is like three years old while Fitzi's Patch was just updated last year, so there's bound to be some conflict. If you want to force Alpha Centauri do do a widescreen without installing PRACX, go into your alphacentauri.ini and add in a line under [Alpha Centauri] that says DirectDraw=0 and it'll default to your desktop resolution. The UI and the FMVs are at a lower resolution, but the game map itself will fit your whole screen.

ee: nevermind the problem came back. Guess my current game is boned.

Pener Kropoopkin has issued a correction as of 05:34 on Nov 3, 2017

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Dreddout posted:

Zakharov is a "I loving love science!" guy

Zakharov has xkcd comics printed out and taped to the walls in his office.

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Santiago is a gun babe YouTube star.

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Previn Lal is a normie on twitter, but occasionally he says something extremely problematic and has to spend a week apologizing.

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Morgan is lauded as a visionary of transit for revolutionizing travel with the mag tube system, even though he stole the tech from Yang.

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Miriam protests Spartan funerals because of their ritualized homoeroticism and "God hates fags."

she runs a hate site that still uses tables and is decorated with clip art and gifs from 1997.

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Yang is an urban Maoist who finances his cadre by selling candid sex footage of his female comrades online, without their permission. when called out on it, he says the interests of the cadre outweigh bourgeois morality.

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Cha'Dawn was raised as an Indigo Child.

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Deirdre runs a"natural foods store" where they sell jugs of colloidal silver.

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

half of Domai's twitter posts are about how awful Marxist-Leninists are, even though he doesn't actually know any in real life.

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Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Aki Zeta 5 won't shut the gently caress up about the singularity. she implanted an LED under the skin in her wrist so she can say she's a cyborg.

Pener Kropoopkin has issued a correction as of 02:32 on Nov 4, 2017

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