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Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine
tossed around heroin needle

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Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
Heroin flavor, now opiate free!

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


stilton

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Used tampon

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Used condom

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


tubgirl

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
Atlanta-Style Diabetes Sweat

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Vaginal discharge

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice

bradzilla posted:

Vaginal discharge

What flavor?

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine
penile necrosis

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Dr. Dogballs Jr. posted:

menstruation sensation

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
Any off brand ice cream with "candy" or swirls of something like carmel or chocolate in it is inevitably disappointing. The distribution of the added ingredient is always uneven and tastes like ear-wax.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Oscar Wild posted:

Any off brand ice cream
Spend the extra $2 and get some Tillamook.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
Douche flushings

Weeping eyes cream.

ninjoatse.cx
Apr 9, 2005

Fun Shoe

Oscar Wild posted:

Any off brand ice cream with "candy" or swirls of something like carmel or chocolate in it is inevitably disappointing. The distribution of the added ingredient is always uneven and tastes like ear-wax.

just poot more whip cream on it

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

FactsAreUseless posted:

Spend the extra $2 and get some Tillamook.

drat right. Doesn't mean I'm not the idiot that still buys Safeway select occasionally.

Rotten broccoli.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Rocky Chode

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
French bath

Lima bean

Casting couch crunch

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
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Newspaper gravy

Mystery meat

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


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FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Cookies and Ream

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Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine
soviet tube dust

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Pumpkin Spice Tooth Abscess

Pretty good
Apr 16, 2007



Taxes

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
Bent paint chip

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine
rusty trombone

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
president of the united states

fourteen gallons of regret

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Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica
fat fold fungus fun

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
Dulce de leeches

Pretty good
Apr 16, 2007



Race Riot
This one made me crack up for some reason

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
Birthday Cake But Like Mandatory Office Birthday Party Cake

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
cat fur

a real rude dude
Jan 23, 2005

strawberry

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
That Old Book Smell

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
rosewater and butterscotch - now with more authentic 'grandma' taste!

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Suicide

Japanese pornography

Whale explosion

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


asparagus piss

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
Blinker fluid

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
Gray Water

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Jan 21, 2007

That shameful feeling when your grandma finds out youre sucking dick for creamsicles

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