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Trying
Sep 26, 2019

I don’t think Dave was trying to escape that joshi house you are being naive

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Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:
Dave handwringing over Ospreay defending himself against Paul levesque and then he thinks maybe it could get Ospreay booed at a later date
:lmao:

Ringo Roadagain
Mar 27, 2010

Quantum of Phallus posted:

I have no idea what that second sentence means

It means randy orton sucks

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

What the gently caress was Dave's "well I guess they want women kissing on the show" comment

fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004

Dango Bango posted:

What the gently caress was Dave's "well I guess they want women kissing on the show" comment

He's getting TNA flash backs

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
Remember when WWE had HLA?

a dumb moron
Mar 19, 2024

augh

Dango Bango posted:

What the gently caress was Dave's "well I guess they want women kissing on the show" comment

He literally does not give a poo poo and doesn’t actually investigate anymore

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Dango Bango posted:

What the gently caress was Dave's "well I guess they want women kissing on the show" comment

What do you think it means

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Quantum of Phallus posted:

What do you think it means

Dave was all "Ewwwwww gross blegh yuck" and was shaking his hands above his head like he touched something slimy and nasty

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

super macho dude posted:

Dave was all "Ewwwwww gross blegh yuck" and was shaking his hands above his head like he touched something slimy and nasty

No no you're thinking of his coverage of the doctor who took Shibata's brain out.

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

Dango Bango posted:

What the gently caress was Dave's "well I guess they want women kissing on the show" comment

he thinks aew wants women kissing on the show

TelevisedInsanity
Dec 19, 2008

"You'll never know if you can fly unless you take the risk of falling."
I believe all those Dave Detractors should GO TO THE BEACH NOW

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord

TelevisedInsanity posted:

I believe all those Dave Detractors should GO TO THE BEACH NOW

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

TelevisedInsanity posted:

I believe all those Dave Detractors should GO TO THE BEACH NOW

Bryan Alavez here from my holiday attic

Genericide
Jan 20, 2004

Lid posted:

I find a lot of random Dave campaigns embarrassing. Before it went into the easy lay up of "they're just rapists and enablers" making it easy he used to spend every year yelling at the voters for not voting for Randy Orton in the hall until he himself one day realised Tomohiro Ishii in a single G1 had more matches better than Randy had had in his entire career.

lol

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

TelevisedInsanity posted:

I believe all those Dave Detractors should GO TO THE BEACH NOW

Mmmnotyet

Stall_19
Jan 2, 2013

Prodigy of Victor von Doom
https://twitter.com/TrevorDame/status/1778760616200515835

lomzus
Mar 18, 2009
Daves star ratings for the weekend

WWE NXT Stand & Deliver

Joe Gacy vs. Shawn Spears: 2.5

Axiom & Frazer vs. Breakker & Corbin: 4.25

Dijak vs. Josh Briggs vs. Oba Femi: 4.5

Dame, James & Jayne vs. Hail, Henley & Jordan: 3

Lyra Valkyria vs. Roxanne Perez: 3.75

Ilja Dragunov vs. Tony D'Angelo: 4.25

Carmelo Hayes vs. Trick Williams: 3.5

WWE WrestleMania XL, Saturday

Becky Lynch vs. Rhea Ripley: 4.25

Tag Titles Ladder match: 4.25

Andrade & Rey vs. Dominik & Santos: 3.75

Jey Uso vs. Jimmy Uso: 0.75

Belair, Cargill & Naomi vs. Damage CTRL: 2

Gunther vs. Sami Zayn: 4.5

Reigns & The Rock vs. Rhodes & Rollins: 4

WWE WrestleMania XL, Sunday

Drew McIntyre vs. Seth Rollins: 3.5

AOP & Karrion Kross vs. Bobby Lashley & Street Profits: 1.75

AJ Styles vs. LA Knight: 3.5

Kevin Owens vs. Logan Paul vs. Randy Orton: 4.25

Bayley vs. IYO SKY: 4.5

Cody Rhodes vs. Roman Reigns: 4.75 (Dave said he debated 5 due to the story/spectacle)

CMLL Super Viernes, 5/4

Atlantis, Místico & Volador vs. Averno, Romero & Templario: 4.5

Blue Panther vs. Bryan Danielson: 4.25

ROH Supercard of Honor

Daivari, Nese & Woods vs. Deppen, Priest & Titus: 2

Blake Christian vs. The Beast Mortos: 3.25

Angélico & Serpentico vs. Garrison & Karter: 2

Mariah May vs. Momo Kohgo: 2.5

Kyle Fletcher vs. Lee Johnson: 4.25

AZM, Kamitani & Nakano vs. Maika, Seira & Shirakawa: 4

Bennett & Taven vs. The Infantry: 3

Billie Starkz vs. Queen Aminata: 3.5

Archer, Suzuki & Zayn vs. Jay White & The Gunns: 3.25

Dalton Castle vs. Johnny TV: 1.5

Athena vs. Hikaru Shida: 3.5

Eddie Kingston vs. Mark Briscoe: 4.5

AEW Dynamite, 10/4

Adam Copeland vs. Penta El Zero Miedo: 3.75

NJPW Sakura Genesis

Boltin, Ishii & Yano vs. Niki, Shoki & Yoshida: 3.25

Desperado & Taguchi vs. Fujita & Sabre: 3.25

BUSHI & Hiromu vs. Finlay & Gedo: 2

Cobb, Great-O-Khan & Newman vs. DOUKI, SANADA & Uemura: 3

Catch 2/2 vs. Connors & Moloney vs. Intergalactic Jet Setters: 4.5

Bishamon vs. KENTA & Owens: 3.5

Moxley & Umino vs. Narita & Perry: 3.25

EVIL vs. Shingo Takagi: 3.25

Tetsuya Naito vs. Yota Tsuji: 3.75

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Too high for the USOs

Incessant Excess
Aug 15, 2005

Cause of glitch:
Pretentiousness
dave dedicated four paragraphs to the ospreay promo and, tho clearly torn, ultimately sided with him over triple h

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Incessant Excess posted:

dave dedicated four paragraphs to the ospreay promo and, tho clearly torn, ultimately sided with him over triple h

Wow, a stab in the back for Paul

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

speaking of stabbing

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

lomzus posted:

CMLL Super Viernes, 5/4

For one beautiful moment I thought Dave had given a CMLL match a 5.4 rating :sweatdrop:

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Bryan Alvarez - the only person on earth besides Elon Musk to call Twitter "X"

a dumb moron
Mar 19, 2024

augh

Incessant Excess posted:

dave dedicated four paragraphs to the ospreay promo and, tho clearly torn, ultimately sided with him over triple h

He was not even close to clearly torn and I’m baffled that’s the conclusion you reached.

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values
Jey Uso vs. Jimmy Uso: 0.75
Dalton Castle vs. Johnny TV: 1.5

Dave still being too nice to some of this poo poo

Erin M. Fiasco
Mar 21, 2013

Nothing's better than postin' in the morning!



I'm so sad that "OJ was a wrestling fan in the 60s and 70s. Please don't ask me how I know this stuff" doesn't fit in the title.

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

Erin M. Fiasco posted:

I'm so sad that "OJ was a wrestling fan in the 60s and 70s. Please don't ask me how I know this stuff" doesn't fit in the title.

What about OJ was a wrestling fan, please don't ask me how I know this stuff

or

OJ was a wrestling fan. Please don't ask me how I know

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Tato posted:

Jey Uso vs. Jimmy Uso: 0.75
Dalton Castle vs. Johnny TV: 1.5

Dave still being too nice to some of this poo poo

This but a lot of the stuff in the 3.5-4.5 range

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Tato posted:

Jey Uso vs. Jimmy Uso: 0.75
Dalton Castle vs. Johnny TV: 1.5

Dave still being too nice to some of this poo poo

1.5 is firmly "WMOTYC" territory for me. Seems fair

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

Take .5 from the Usos and give it to the Dalton match and it's right

Incessant Excess
Aug 15, 2005

Cause of glitch:
Pretentiousness

illcendiary
Dec 4, 2005

Damn, this is good coffee.

Needs Alvarez holding a vacation mic to his face in the backseat

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

why was uso match so horrible? that's way worse than i thought when i heard him say this match sucked a bunch of times

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

two out of shape jabronis slowly kicking eachother in the face for 10 mins and doing really bad acting

a dumb moron
Mar 19, 2024

augh

Cavauro posted:

why was uso match so horrible? that's way worse than i thought when i heard him say this match sucked a bunch of times

You know what fedpilled brains say Young Bucks matches are on Twitter? The Uso match was literally that.

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

Cavauro posted:

why was uso match so horrible? that's way worse than i thought when i heard him say this match sucked a bunch of times

A combination of immediately going into late-match HHH booking where both men are completely exhausted and can only hit one move each before laying on the mat dramatically spent. And each of those moves was a superkick. For like, I dunno, 20 minutes?

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Tato posted:

Jey Uso vs. Jimmy Uso: 0.75
Dalton Castle vs. Johnny TV: 1.5

Dave still being too nice to some of this poo poo

see people were complaining that he started giving seven stars but he actually changed the scale from 5 stars to minus five to 0 stars to 7 stars... or more likely one to seven given theres no way that Uso match was positive.

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Drakkel
May 6, 2007

IT'S LIKE I CAN TOUCH YOU!

1glitch0 posted:

A combination of immediately going into late-match HHH booking where both men are completely exhausted and can only hit one move each before laying on the mat dramatically spent. And each of those moves was a superkick. For like, I dunno, 20 minutes?

But I was told that's what PSYCHOLOGY means????

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