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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost


I had to take most everything else off the wall to find a way to place him, so it'll be back up soon, but finally a room, a wall, anywhere, for my most beautiful, who is my beautiful one.

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F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

I inherited a deer head bust as well from my grandfather. It's mounted next to my Kramer painting in my dining room.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

1500quidporsche posted:

I inherited a deer head bust as well from my grandfather. It's mounted next to my Kramer painting in my dining room.

This isn't a loving deer you rube.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
:smugbert:

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Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
What is that, some kinda deer?

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

Pick posted:

This isn't a loving deer you rube.

It looks like a deer. I think you don't know your mammals.

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Sep 7, 2014

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Plaster Town Cop
oh DEER

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


Cool Deer OP

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe
doh, a deer

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Sep 7, 2014

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Plaster Town Cop
fill your deer pinata with venison

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
You can hang ornaments from the deer's head things when christmastime rolls around, op

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Pick posted:

I mean it's a member of the deer family, it is an elk.

In that case:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ju48jBtFfa0

waaaaaaaaaugh look at me

I'm a deer I'm a goddamn piece of poo poo idiot
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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
I mean it's a member of the deer family, it is an elk.

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
You should call it bambi

Wizard Master
Mar 25, 2008

You think your so interesting and cool but your not

Monos Bullet
Dec 6, 2016

Yea, and I say unto you, bringeth me a machiatto of caramel, with crickets on top.
what is the difference between an elk and a deer and why did you kill it?

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

lol whoever is doing this gimmick is pretty creative.

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
Weird Al should do a Jesus LIzard spoof: "More Beautiful than Bambi"

Zane
Nov 14, 2007

1500quidporsche posted:

I inherited a deer head bust as well from my grandfather. It's mounted next to my Kramer painting in my dining room.
I own 'The Kramer' too!!



made quite the splash in my first year undergrad dorm room let me tell you. :thumbsup:

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Did you know there was going to be a Soviet version of Bambi, but the stage producers got drunk and ate all the deer?

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Neukoln19 posted:

You should call it bambi

He already has a name, every mount with a face does.

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Pick posted:



I had to take most everything else off the wall to find a way to place him, so it'll be back up soon, but finally a room, a wall, anywhere, for my most beautiful, who is my beautiful one.

What is taped to the door?

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Monos Bullet posted:

what is the difference between an elk and a deer and why did you kill it?

A white elk is rare and it is the responsibility of any great collector to take that which is rarest, hence the end of the great Auk

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Spinster posted:

What is taped to the door?

Oh... that's for myself.

Jeffrey Dahmer
May 21, 2017

by Pragmatica
Muldoon
Cool, a dead animals head, you're a piece of poo poo.

berth ell pup
Mar 20, 2017

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did you mean to post this on instagram or something

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Jeffrey Dahmer posted:

Cool, a dead animals head, you're a piece of poo poo.

was it supposed to be human, in my freezer lmao

Monos Bullet
Dec 6, 2016

Yea, and I say unto you, bringeth me a machiatto of caramel, with crickets on top.

Pick posted:

A white elk is rare and it is the responsibility of any great collector to take that which is rarest, hence the end of the great Auk

you're telling me hunters are committing white genocide against deer!? :wth:

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
You're an animal lover right? Honestly surprised.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Monos Bullet posted:

you're telling me hunters are committing white genocide against deer!? :wth:

Actually yes, I particularly collect leucistic and albino specimens, which are shot by preference.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Fun fact: some deer will dig holes in the ground, piss and poo poo in said hole, then sit in said piss and poo poo to attract other horny deer.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1330817/Bizarre-pictures-young-male-deers-extraordinary-trick-attract-females.html



quote:

Dad-of-one Mark, 42, said before he found out why the deer use the holes it was quite a surprise to see such a big animal disappear into the ground.



quote:

He said: "It's not something you expect to see is it?, a deer hiding in a hole in the ground.

'When I first saw its head poking up I wondered if it had been chopped off, it was quite shocking.'

'When I was there it was during the rut and there were a lot of males using the holes.'



quote:

He said: 'I think the picture of the stag with its head popping up is quite funny really and I don't think its something people know about.'

A spokesman for Knole Park, which is run by the National Trust, said the male deer used the holes to cover themselves in the scent of dung and urine.

berth ell pup posted:

nah she collects feathers and bones and skulls and teeth and other creepy poo poo including apparently entire mounted heads

Why stop there? Look at all the things you can do with a whole cervid!

EorayMel fucked around with this message at 04:10 on Oct 30, 2017

berth ell pup
Mar 20, 2017

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Spinster posted:

You're an animal lover right? Honestly surprised.

nah she collects feathers and bones and skulls and teeth and other creepy poo poo including apparently entire mounted heads

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That’s a weird looking dog.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
I do not kill anything but I will take any and all leavings.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

That's a pretty nice head, can you post more angles of it??

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

a hole-y ghost posted:

That's a pretty nice head, can you post more angles of it??

Yeah tomorrow when there is sunlight.

The other direction it's a bit more cluttered because you can see the boar and *sigh* the bison, which is a wiener bison I got as a gift so I can't justify getting a better bison even though it is the tiniest bison on earth.

Soup du Journey
Mar 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
uh thats cool and all but i have a boyfriend, so...

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Soup du Journey posted:

uh thats cool and all but i have a boyfriend, so...

hey, that sounds like you are saying that collecting dead animal trophies and having a boyfriend are mutually exclusive.

oh, they are? carry on.

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May 10, 2017

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I spent my recent vacation hanging a bunch of the bad abstract paintings I've done over the years up. Didn't bother making a thread about it, because well I guess its far less creepy and there for far less interesting than wall mounting a bunch of dead animals.

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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

morally adept posted:

I spent my recent vacation hanging a bunch of the bad abstract paintings I've done over the years up. Didn't bother making a thread about it, because well I guess its far less creepy and there for far less interesting than wall mounting a bunch of dead animals.

Exactly.

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