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FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Deion is a dumb baby bitch

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Pops Mgee
Aug 20, 2009

People all over the world,
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MalarkeyToboggan posted:

Today I learned that Deion Sanders got a hair transplant apparently.

https://mobile.twitter.com/restore/status/913152791685758976

Wtf is up with this stuff lately? Deion and Urlacher both looked good bald. I don’t get it.

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

Pops Mgee posted:

Wtf is up with this stuff lately? Deion and Urlacher both looked good bald. I don’t get it.

I understand that dealing with the head sweat is difficult?

the_american_dream
Apr 12, 2008

GAHDAMN

Eli Wiggum posted:

Deion is a dumb baby bitch

Seriously he looks stupid for that rant when literally everyone including himself makes fun of his tackling. He's always hated Romo

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k



You will never win an argument so long as this cursed image exists, Deion.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Osweiler is starting on Sunday :rip:

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Pops Mgee posted:

Wtf is up with this stuff lately? Deion and Urlacher both looked good bald. I don’t get it.

baldness is literally masculine

if your hair starts to vanish just embrace it and buzz down, don't try to fight it

if you look bad bald then lift a weight and get out in the sun more often

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Eli Wiggum posted:

Osweiler is starting on Sunday :rip:

Denver is going to beat new england because football

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

Eli Wiggum posted:

Osweiler is starting on Sunday :rip:

lol he was hot garbage yesterday but OK I guess :shrug:

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

GobiasIndustries posted:

lol he was hot garbage yesterday but OK I guess :shrug:

He was just rusty you see!

(my god imagine how bad Paxton Lynch must look in practice)

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Grittybeard posted:

He was just rusty you see!

(my god imagine how bad Paxton Lynch must look in practice)

Isn't Paxton injured at the moment?

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Yeah, he's battling a shoulder injury. Pretty sure he's not at 100% yet.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Eli Wiggum posted:

Yeah, he's battling a shoulder injury. Pretty sure he's not at 100% yet.

Yeah but they activated him last week didn't they? Or is he not actually on the roster yet?

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
A lot of people are laughing at Jameis Winston’s pregame speech but I️ got what he was saying and even got a little hyped myself watching it. Nothing tastes as sweet as victory.....

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Grittybeard posted:

Yeah but they activated him last week didn't they? Or is he not actually on the roster yet?
He's off the injury list but inactive as of now

Carlosologist
Oct 13, 2013

Revelry in the Dark

*ahem*

gently caress Ben McAdoo

the_american_dream
Apr 12, 2008

GAHDAMN

SKULL.GIF posted:

baldness is literally masculine

if your hair starts to vanish just embrace it and buzz down, don't try to fight it

if you look bad bald then lift a weight and get out in the sun more often

Shut up baldy

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer

SHOAH NUFF posted:

A lot of people are laughing at Jameis Winston’s pregame speech but I️ got what he was saying and even got a little hyped myself watching it. Nothing tastes as sweet as victory.....

It's goofy as hell and I like the energy and leadership he shows. I don't know if the guys are responding to it positively though. They seemed to on Hard Knocks but I can imagine losing games changes how you feel about that stuff.

Joey Freshwater fucked around with this message at 23:41 on Nov 6, 2017

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Nov 2, 2010


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Ultra Carp

SKULL.GIF posted:

baldness is literally masculine

if your hair starts to vanish just embrace it and buzz down, don't try to fight it

if you look bad bald then lift a weight and get out in the sun more often

no

the_american_dream
Apr 12, 2008

GAHDAMN

Joey Freshwater posted:

It's goofy as hell and I like the energy and leadership he shows. I don't know if the guys are responding to it positively though. They seemed to on Hard Knocks but I can imagine losing games changes how you feel about that stuff.

Yea that looked silly but he's really good at firing his team up and putting himself out there but yea it just looks bad not showing up when the game actually starts

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009


He's right though, don't be one of those weirdos who combs their hair all weird or wears a dumb hat. Once it's past that point just go blade one all over and be done with it. I had a mate go bald at like 23 best thing he ever did was just buzz his head.

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

Carlosologist posted:

*ahem*

gently caress Ben McAdoo

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/927667271505530880

Ugly Tony
May 6, 2005

It's not even Tuesday, dog

Joey Freshwater posted:

I don't know if the guys are responding to it positively though.

30-10 lol

TSBX
Apr 24, 2010
N: Apparently Josh Gordon smoked weed or drank before every game.

V: My dude.

TSBX fucked around with this message at 00:31 on Nov 7, 2017

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009


Eli has to be close to asking for a release so he can try for a title end of this year right?


It's not like we don't do the same. Granted we're not playing but still.

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Coldforge posted:

I understand that dealing with the head sweat is difficult?

Headbands exist.

I have that tom hanks widow's peak, it's kinda annoying :/

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

What the gently caress Cleveland fans.......the last blurb on that article about the harassment, he is the best wide receiver we have ever had....gently caress we deserve this.

Super Fan
Jul 16, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

I’m assuming he talking about throwing that rookie in when the Giants are getting their rear end kicked again..?

I haven’t watched much NYG games but is Eli the problem?

Naturally Selected
Nov 28, 2007

by Cyrano4747

Super Fan posted:

I’m assuming he talking about throwing that rookie in when the Giants are getting their rear end kicked again..?

I haven’t watched much NYG games but is Eli the problem?

So 5 minutes into the first quarter?

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
Tom Brady is real smart, y'all
https://twitter.com/Nicole_Cliffe/status/927497827529383936

OBR
Apr 9, 2009

That's some bullshit. I really don't think it was enough for Ramsey to get ejected for receiving the chokehold and several punches. He should have gotten several games too.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001




I'm very glad you don't have to be knowledgeable about chemistry or biology to be good at football.

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

Smashed before noon

Whaaaaaaaat?

Abugadu
Jul 12, 2004

1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.
After McAdoo and Philbin, I'm thinking the McCarthy coaching tree is getting up there with the Belichick coaching tree in producing disastrous head coaches.

But please don't let that stop any team from taking a chance on Dom Capers for their head coach next year.

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
Let Eli play out the rest of the year. What good is throwing a poo poo QB instead of him going to do? I know he's degraded but he has no offensive line or weapons. He's hosed.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







The right way to do this would be to just have him fake an injury.

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

This is exhibit A as to why a "college education" is not sufficient compensation for college athletes.

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
Tom Brady rejects your reality and substitutes his own.

He really is a Trump voter.

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.
N: The 49ers have 20 players on IR this year. They just added 3 more, for a total of 23.

V: Please move back to San Diego and take back the curse, Chargers.

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Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Abugadu posted:

After McAdoo and Philbin, I'm thinking the McCarthy coaching tree is getting up there with the Belichick coaching tree in producing disastrous head coaches.

But please don't let that stop any team from taking a chance on Dom Capers for their head coach next year.

Philbin has a coaching tree?

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