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funkybottoms posted:could you do a coffin for the USMNT? greazeball posted:Put a little usmnt graveyard in the background of Panama or Honduras Aren't Honduras making coffins for Australians? We are going to have a Tourist section with those that didn't qualify. Some Bosnians, Croats and Italians too should they not qualify (God forbid), and the likes of Bale, Arda Turan, Mhktariyan, Jovetić... Maybe we could fit in a US player too. Which one would represent USMNT failure the best?
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Nov 9, 2017 12:25
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Doctor Malaver posted:Aren't Honduras making coffins for Australians? Always Jozy.
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Nov 9, 2017 12:39
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jozys a buffoon but he never tried to rap like clint dempsey did
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Nov 9, 2017 12:46
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Doctor Malaver posted:Aren't Honduras making coffins for Australians? Michael Bradley clearly
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Eau de MacGowan posted:jozys a buffoon but he never tried to rap like clint dempsey did lol and it should be Bruce Arena, really
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Nov 9, 2017 15:37
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Rapper Dempsey and drunk driving Vidal should be kicking it in the failure page.
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Nov 9, 2017 15:41
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Put the USMNt peeking over a wall.
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Nov 10, 2017 18:25
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Doctor Malaver posted:ARGENTINA was once literally run over by his own car
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Nov 13, 2017 04:27
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Glad that your boys are not gonna be tourists in the album Doctor Malaver
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vyelkin posted:was once literally run over by his own car That would be a bit difficult to draw.  While we're in the region, any ideas for Cavani?Simone Poodoin posted:Glad that your boys are not gonna be tourists in the album Doctor Malaver Thanks! The game yesterday was poo poo but we got what we wanted without injuries, cards (although our wing backs should both have been carded), and conceded goals. Now I'm rooting for Sweden and New Zealand because if either Italy or Peru lose, Croatia will be seeded in the second pot. Sorry Gigi..
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Cavani looks like a pirate (so people think he's good even though he's poo poo)
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Nov 13, 2017 18:14
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To me, more like an American Indian but it wouldn't make sense to draw him like that. I was thinking of drawing Paulinho as a pirate because the mustache gives me that vibe.
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Nov 13, 2017 18:19
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You probably can't include this scene in the album but it's a great Cavani moment (or for Jara as a tourist)
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vyelkin posted:was once literally run over by his own car Did he eat too many baked potatoes?
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Nov 13, 2017 18:29
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Cavani has an incredibly square head so just draw him as a robot with wild long hair
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He's square-headed all right. Reminds me of Easter Island statues. Robot might be an option but we already have one or two in the album. Here are my Frenchies... Antoine Griezmann Blaise Matuidi Laurent Koscielny N'Golo Kanté Djibril Sidibé Samuel Umtiti Raphaël Varane Dimitri Payet Kingsley Coman Hugo Lloris - nickname Spiderman supposedly Didier Deschamps - French manager of a short stature can always be portrayed as Napoleon Kylian Mbappé - baby Olivier Giroud - smiling while cameras flash (modeling work) Paul Pogba - spray-painting his hair
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Nov 15, 2017 10:39
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Mile Jedinak: A Spartan from Frank Snyder's 300 Tim Cahill: Boxing outfit
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here's the top 5 for the Swiss: Shaquiri--known as Powercube here so should be drawn as a literal cube Lichtsteiner--should be shouting at a ref or a bird or something else cos he's a loving mentalist Behrami--either getting a red card (he's got a history of this) or drawn as a gladiator or something violent Rodriguez--wearing a sombrero? Xhaka--drinking tea or some other British stereotype Not a huge amount of personality in the squad but hey, they're Swiss, what did you expect?
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I see one vaguely Swiss name in your list of "Swiss" players so I'm calling bullshit.
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greazeball posted:here's the top 5 for the Swiss: Good thing you posted, I thought of going with Mehmedi and Seferović instead of Shaquiri and Behrami. According to wiki, Lichtsteiner is Forrest Gump, I like that. Shrapnig posted:I see one vaguely Swiss name in your list of "Swiss" players so I'm calling bullshit. At least they have a Spanish guy so it's not all Albanians.
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Doctor Malaver posted:Good thing you posted, I thought of going with Mehmedi and Seferović instead of Shaquiri and Behrami. Seferović had a meltdown after getting booed off the pitch against NI and he's been bad for a long time. Embolo will hopefully be fit and starting in his place. Mehmedi isn't a bad shout, but I think Behrami's got his place secured based on experience. I do want to see Forrest Lichtsteiner, that's got potential greazeball fucked around with this message at 13:27 on Nov 15, 2017 |
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Doctor Malaver posted:Dimitri Payet a snake Byolante posted:Mile Jedinak: A Spartan from Frank Snyder's 300 robbie kruse: on crutches aaron mooy: 
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Nov 15, 2017 13:31
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Conehead.
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Doctor Malaver posted:He's square-headed all right. Reminds me of Easter Island statues. Robot might be an option but we already have one or two in the album. Giroud needs to be holding a Twix bar with a twinkle in his eye
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Byolante posted:Mile Jedinak: A Spartan from Frank Snyder's 300 Shrapnig posted:Conehead. Noice Bogan Krkic posted:a snake Should Payet be a snake for his character of physical likeness? Doctor Malaver fucked around with this message at 20:24 on Nov 17, 2017 |
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Nov 17, 2017 20:18
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Payet should be a snake in the grass. The grass should be very tall to indicate he’s a short rear end.
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Nov 17, 2017 21:13
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draw him in a courtroom with a pentagram on his palm
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Doctor Malaver posted:Should Payet be a snake for his character of physical likeness? because of his character but also big crush on Chad OMG posted:Payet should be a snake in the grass. The grass should be very tall to indicate he’s a short rear end.
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Nov 18, 2017 05:16
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also for australia, jackson irvine should be george of the jungle
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We are putting a lot of effort into making Jedinak look like the 300 guy so there won't be time to be creative with the rest of Australians, sorry. We tried to put an exaggerated reflection of light on Mooy's head but that didn't look good. Here are the Spanish... Gerard Piqué Sergio Busquets Alvaro Morata Jordi Alba Thiago Isco Nacho Asensio Dani Carvajal David de Gea cold as a wolf Sergio Ramos bullfighter cape Andrés Iniesta pale knight David Silva Merlin Koke orchestra conductor (Xavi called him that)
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Nov 19, 2017 13:51
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David De Gea is a llama Pique should be cheating on Shakira
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Morata should have red hair
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Busquets should be the peek a boo incident
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vyelkin posted:David De Gea is a llama Yep, there is some resemblance... big crush on Chad OMG posted:Morata should have red hair Why? Simone Poodoin posted:Busquets should be the peek a boo incident What was that? I know he likes to dive or fake injury but I'm not sure how to show that.
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Doctor Malaver posted:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCdKyHgxoW4
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This past summer he was heavily linked with a move to Manchester United. He apparently dyed his hair red to get their attention or show his affection, I dunno it was weird. However the best part was they ended up buying Lukaku instead and he shaved his head since he couldn’t really get the red out. Before being transferred to Chelsea. There’s some good photos out there where you can still see the red tint. e: http://www.esquire.co.uk/culture/news/a16107/did-alvaro-morata-dye-his-hair-red-before-man-u-move-collapsed/
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Thanks, thread. Great ideas so far. I'm gonna post Serbians now. I suspect there won't be much feedback since they don't have many big names but they are our most important market after Croatia so any help is appreciated. Nemanja Matić Antonio Rukavina Zoran Tošić nickname Bambi Lazar Marković Luka Milivojević Adem Ljajić Matija Nastasić Dušan Tadić Aleksandar Mitrović nickname Mental Mitro Vladimir Stojković half of his kit in red-white and the other black-white (he switched from Red Star to rivals Partizan) Aleksandar Prijović Branislav Ivanović Raheem Sterling compared him to a tank but we don't like tanks so we drew him as a transformer Aleksandar Kolarov we used this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kur5sS3EWQs Ivan Obradović
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Doctor Malaver posted:Thanks, thread. Great ideas so far. have all of them displaying great team spirit digging a mass grave to throw a bunch of executed muslim boys into
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just have the serbian team recreating the Arkan's Tigers pose.
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