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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Serious Hardware/Software Crap > YOSPOS > memorial day compujter
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Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

 lookign foreward to sick joks on aprils fool day

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obstipator
Nov 8, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
april fools vs easter cxompuhter
who will win
😂🖨 vs 🐣🖨

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obstipator
Nov 8, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
st patys was like a month ago— wtf, adminiTRAITORS!
I HaTE the Mods / Admins!

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flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

obstipator posted:

st patys was like a month ago— wtf, adminiTRAITORS!
I HaTE the Mods / Admins!

We thought it was gone then a few days later it came back hooray

* # ? Mar 25, 2018 03:41
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obstipator
Nov 8, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

“The Thread OP” posted:

christmas compujter

What in The loving H*CK Is This Bullshit!!!
what a sad day for the soy forum.... the mods are trolling or,,, Perhaps,,, fooling for april fools day. pretty sneaky if true

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creationist believer
Feb 16, 2007

College Slice
its a christmas compujter miracle!

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Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

 this thread will be in the archives before the new title become relevant :rip:

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I HAVE GOUT
Nov 23, 2017

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flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

I HAVE GOUT posted:



not pictured: blanke piet

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KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD
Jul 7, 2012

 Passover compjuter.

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President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
boganda day compujter

:colbert:

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flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

 palmos sunday

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pram
Jun 10, 2001
 Mar 30 Friday Good Friday State holiday 13 states
Mar 31 Saturday Holy Saturday Christian
Mar 31 Saturday Passover (first day) Jewish holiday
Mar 31 Saturday César Chávez Day State holiday CA, CO*, TX*
Apr 1 Sunday Easter Sunday Observance, Christian
Apr 2 Monday Easter Monday Christian
Apr 2 Monday Pascua Florida Day Local observance Florida
Apr 6 Friday Orthodox Good Friday Orthodox
Apr 6 Friday National Tartan Day Observance
Apr 7 Saturday Last Day of Passover Jewish holiday
Apr 7 Saturday Orthodox Holy Saturday Orthodox
Apr 8 Sunday Orthodox Easter Orthodox
Apr 9 Monday Orthodox Easter Monday Orthodox
Apr 10 Tuesday National Library Workers' Day Observance
Apr 11 Wednesday Yom HaShoah Jewish holiday
Apr 13 Friday Isra and Mi'raj Muslim
Apr 13 Friday Thomas Jefferson's Birthday Observance
Apr 15 Sunday Father Damien Day Local observance Hawaii
Apr 16 Monday Emancipation Day State holiday District of Columbia
Apr 16 Monday Patriot's Day State holiday Maine, Massachusetts
Apr 17 Tuesday Tax Day Observance
Apr 19 Thursday Yom Ha'atzmaut Jewish holiday
Apr 21 Saturday San Jacinto Day State holiday Texas
Apr 22 Sunday Oklahoma Day Local observance Oklahoma
Apr 23 Monday Confederate Memorial Day State holiday Alabama, Florida
Apr 23 Monday State Holiday State holiday Georgia
Apr 25 Wednesday Administrative Professionals Day Observance
Apr 26 Thursday Confederate Memorial Day Local observance Florida
Apr 26 Thursday Take our Daughters and Sons to Work Day Observance
Apr 27 Friday Arbor Day State holiday Nebraska
Apr 30 Monday Confederate Memorial Day State holiday Mississippi
May 1 Tuesday Law Day Observance
May 1 Tuesday Loyalty Day Observance
May 1 Tuesday Lei Day Local observance Hawaii
May 3 Thursday Lag BaOmer Jewish holiday
May 3 Thursday National Day of Prayer Observance
May 4 Friday Kent State Shootings Remembrance Local observance Ohio
May 4 Friday Kentucky Oaks Sporting Event
May 4 Friday Rhode Island Independence Day Local observance Rhode Island
May 5 Saturday Cinco de Mayo Observance
May 5 Saturday National Explosive Ordnance Disposal (EOD) Day Observance
May 6 Sunday National Nurses Day Observance
May 8 Tuesday Truman Day State holiday Missouri
May 8 Tuesday Primary Election Day West Virginia State holiday West Virginia
May 10 Thursday Ascension Day Christian
May 10 Thursday Confederate Memorial Day State holiday South Carolina
May 10 Thursday Confederate Memorial Day Local observance North Carolina
May 11 Friday Military Spouse Appreciation Day Observance
May 13 Sunday Mother's Day Observance
May 15 Tuesday Peace Officers Memorial Day Observance
May 16 Wednesday Ramadan starts Muslim
May 18 Friday National Defense Transportation Day Observance
May 19 Saturday Armed Forces Day Observance
May 20 Sunday Pentecost Christian
May 20 Sunday Shavuot Jewish holiday
May 21 Monday Whit Monday Christian
May 22 Tuesday National Maritime Day Observance
May 22 Tuesday Harvey Milk Day Local observance California
May 23 Wednesday Emergency Medical Services for Children Day Observance
May 25 Friday National Missing Children's Day Observance
May 27 Sunday Trinity Sunday Christian
May 28 Monday Memorial Day Federal Holiday
May 28 Monday Jefferson Davis Birthday Local observance Mississippi
May 31 Thursday Corpus Christi Christian
Jun 1 Friday Statehood Day Local observance Kentucky, Tennessee
Jun 3 Sunday Jefferson Davis Birthday Local observance Florida
Jun 4 Monday Jefferson Davis Birthday State holiday Alabama
Jun 6 Wednesday D-Day Observance
Jun 10 Sunday Lailat al-Qadr Muslim
Jun 11 Monday Kamehameha Day State holiday Hawaii
Jun 14 Thursday Army Birthday Observance
Jun 14 Thursday Flag Day Observance
Jun 15 Friday Eid al-Fitr Muslim
Jun 17 Sunday Father's Day Observance
Jun 17 Sunday Bunker Hill Day State holiday Massachusetts
Jun 18 Monday Bunker Hill Day observed State holiday Massachusetts
Jun 19 Tuesday Juneteenth Local observance All except HI, MD, MP, MT, ND, NH, SD, TX, UT
Jun 19 Tuesday Emancipation Day State holiday Texas
Jun 20 Wednesday West Virginia Day State holiday West Virginia
Jun 20 Wednesday American Eagle Day Observance
Jun 21 Thursday June Solstice Season
Jul 4 Wednesday Independence Day Federal Holiday
Jul 22 Sunday Tisha B'Av Jewish holiday
Jul 22 Sunday Parents' Day Observance
Jul 24 Tuesday Pioneer Day State holiday Utah
Jul 27 Friday National Korean War Veterans Armistice Day Observance
Aug 1 Wednesday Colorado Day Local observance Colorado
Aug 4 Saturday Coast Guard Birthday Observance
Aug 7 Tuesday Purple Heart Day Observance
Aug 13 Monday Victory Day State holiday Rhode Island
Aug 15 Wednesday Assumption of Mary Christian
Aug 16 Thursday Bennington Battle Day State holiday Vermont
Aug 17 Friday Statehood Day in Hawaii State holiday Hawaii
Aug 19 Sunday National Aviation Day Observance
Aug 21 Tuesday Senior Citizens Day Observance
Aug 22 Wednesday Eid al-Adha Muslim
Aug 25 Saturday Raksha Bandhan Hindu Holiday
Aug 26 Sunday Women's Equality Day Observance
Aug 27 Monday Lyndon Baines Johnson Day State holiday Texas
Sep 2 Sunday Janmashtami Hindu Holiday
Sep 3 Monday Labor Day Federal Holiday
Sep 8 Saturday Carl Garner Federal Lands Cleanup Day Observance
Sep 9 Sunday National Grandparents Day Observance
Sep 9 Sunday California Admission Day Local observance California
Sep 10 Monday Rosh Hashana State holiday Texas
Sep 10 Monday Rosh Hashana Jewish holiday
Sep 11 Tuesday Patriot Day Observance
Sep 12 Wednesday Ganesh Chaturthi Hindu Holiday
Sep 12 Wednesday Muharram Muslim
Sep 15 Saturday National CleanUp Day Observance
Sep 17 Monday Constitution Day and Citizenship Day Observance
Sep 18 Tuesday Air Force Birthday Observance
Sep 19 Wednesday Yom Kippur State holiday Texas
Sep 19 Wednesday Yom Kippur Jewish holiday
Sep 21 Friday National POW/MIA Recognition Day Observance
Sep 22 Saturday Emancipation Day Local observance Ohio
Sep 23 Sunday September equinox Season
Sep 24 Monday First Day of Sukkot Jewish holiday
Sep 28 Friday Native Americans' Day Local observance California
Sep 30 Sunday Last Day of Sukkot Jewish holiday
Sep 30 Sunday Gold Star Mother's Day Observance
Oct 1 Monday Shmini Atzeret Jewish holiday
Oct 1 Monday Child Health Day Observance
Oct 2 Tuesday Simchat Torah Jewish holiday
Oct 4 Thursday Feast of St Francis of Assisi Christian
Oct 8 Monday Columbus Day Local observance Florida
Oct 8 Monday Columbus Day Federal Holiday All except AK, AR, CA, DE, FL, HI, MI, MN, ND, NV, OR, SD, TX, VT, WA, WY
Oct 8 Monday Native Americans' Day Local observance South Dakota
Oct 8 Monday Indigenous People's Day Local observance Alaska
Oct 8 Monday Indigenous People's Day Local observance CA*, MN*, WA*
Oct 9 Tuesday Navaratri Hindu Holiday
Oct 9 Tuesday Leif Erikson Day Observance
Oct 13 Saturday Navy Birthday Observance
Oct 15 Monday White Cane Safety Day Observance
Oct 16 Tuesday Boss's Day Observance
Oct 18 Thursday Dussehra Hindu Holiday
Oct 18 Thursday Alaska Day State holiday Alaska
Oct 20 Saturday Sweetest Day Observance 13 states
Oct 26 Friday Nevada Day State holiday Nevada
Oct 31 Wednesday Halloween Observance
Nov 1 Thursday All Saints' Day Christian
Nov 2 Friday All Souls' Day Christian
Nov 4 Sunday Daylight Saving Time ends Clock change/Daylight Saving Time
Nov 6 Tuesday Election Day State holiday 14 states
Nov 6 Tuesday Diwali/Deepavali Observance
Nov 8 Thursday Return Day Delaware State holiday Delaware
Nov 10 Saturday Marine Corps Birthday Observance
Nov 11 Sunday Veterans Day Federal Holiday
Nov 12 Monday Veterans Day observed Federal Holiday
Nov 21 Wednesday The Prophet's Birthday Muslim
Nov 22 Thursday Thanksgiving Day Federal Holiday
Nov 23 Friday State Holiday State holiday Georgia
Nov 23 Friday Presidents' Day State holiday New Mexico
Nov 23 Friday Lincoln's Birthday/Lincoln's Day State holiday Indiana, West Virginia
Nov 23 Friday Day After Thanksgiving State holiday 22 states
Nov 23 Friday Family Day State holiday Nevada
Nov 23 Friday Black Friday Observance
Nov 23 Friday American Indian Heritage Day State holiday Maryland
Nov 26 Monday Cyber Monday Observance
Dec 2 Sunday First Sunday of Advent Christian
Dec 3 Monday Chanukah/Hanukkah (first day) Jewish holiday
Dec 6 Thursday St Nicholas' Day Observance
Dec 7 Friday Pearl Harbor Remembrance Day Observance
Dec 8 Saturday Feast of the Immaculate Conception Christian
Dec 10 Monday Last Day of Chanukah Jewish holiday
Dec 12 Wednesday Feast of Our Lady of Guadalupe Observance
Dec 13 Thursday National Guard Birthday Observance
Dec 17 Monday Pan American Aviation Day Observance
Dec 17 Monday Wright Brothers Day Observance
Dec 21 Friday December Solstice Season
Dec 24 Monday Christmas Eve State holiday KS*, LA, MI, NC, ND, OK, SC, TX, VA*, WI
Dec 24 Monday Christmas Eve Observance, Christian
Dec 24 Monday Washington's Birthday State holiday Indiana
Dec 24 Monday Washington's Birthday State holiday Georgia
Dec 25 Tuesday Christmas Day Federal Holiday
Dec 26 Wednesday Kwanzaa (until Jan 1) Observance
Dec 26 Wednesday Day After Christmas Day State holiday KS, KY, NC, NH, SC, TX
Dec 31 Monday New Year's Eve State holiday LA, MI, WI
Dec 31 Monday New Year's Eve Observance

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flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

pram posted:

Mar 30 Friday Good Friday State holiday 13 states
Mar 31 Saturday Holy Saturday Christian
Mar 31 Saturday Passover (first day) Jewish holiday
Mar 31 Saturday César Chávez Day State holiday CA, CO*, TX*
Apr 1 Sunday Easter Sunday Observance, Christian
Apr 2 Monday Easter Monday Christian
Apr 2 Monday Pascua Florida Day Local observance Florida
Apr 6 Friday Orthodox Good Friday Orthodox
Apr 6 Friday National Tartan Day Observance
Apr 7 Saturday Last Day of Passover Jewish holiday
Apr 7 Saturday Orthodox Holy Saturday Orthodox
Apr 8 Sunday Orthodox Easter Orthodox
Apr 9 Monday Orthodox Easter Monday Orthodox
Apr 10 Tuesday National Library Workers' Day Observance
Apr 11 Wednesday Yom HaShoah Jewish holiday
Apr 13 Friday Isra and Mi'raj Muslim
Apr 13 Friday Thomas Jefferson's Birthday Observance
Apr 15 Sunday Father Damien Day Local observance Hawaii
Apr 16 Monday Emancipation Day State holiday District of Columbia
Apr 16 Monday Patriot's Day State holiday Maine, Massachusetts
Apr 17 Tuesday Tax Day Observance
Apr 19 Thursday Yom Ha'atzmaut Jewish holiday
Apr 21 Saturday San Jacinto Day State holiday Texas
Apr 22 Sunday Oklahoma Day Local observance Oklahoma
Apr 23 Monday Confederate Memorial Day State holiday Alabama, Florida
Apr 23 Monday State Holiday State holiday Georgia
Apr 25 Wednesday Administrative Professionals Day Observance
Apr 26 Thursday Confederate Memorial Day Local observance Florida
Apr 26 Thursday Take our Daughters and Sons to Work Day Observance
Apr 27 Friday Arbor Day State holiday Nebraska
Apr 30 Monday Confederate Memorial Day State holiday Mississippi
May 1 Tuesday Law Day Observance
May 1 Tuesday Loyalty Day Observance
May 1 Tuesday Lei Day Local observance Hawaii
May 3 Thursday Lag BaOmer Jewish holiday
May 3 Thursday National Day of Prayer Observance
May 4 Friday Kent State Shootings Remembrance Local observance Ohio
May 4 Friday Kentucky Oaks Sporting Event
May 4 Friday Rhode Island Independence Day Local observance Rhode Island
May 5 Saturday Cinco de Mayo Observance
May 5 Saturday National Explosive Ordnance Disposal (EOD) Day Observance
May 6 Sunday National Nurses Day Observance
May 8 Tuesday Truman Day State holiday Missouri
May 8 Tuesday Primary Election Day West Virginia State holiday West Virginia
May 10 Thursday Ascension Day Christian
May 10 Thursday Confederate Memorial Day State holiday South Carolina
May 10 Thursday Confederate Memorial Day Local observance North Carolina
May 11 Friday Military Spouse Appreciation Day Observance
May 13 Sunday Mother's Day Observance
May 15 Tuesday Peace Officers Memorial Day Observance
May 16 Wednesday Ramadan starts Muslim
May 18 Friday National Defense Transportation Day Observance
May 19 Saturday Armed Forces Day Observance
May 20 Sunday Pentecost Christian
May 20 Sunday Shavuot Jewish holiday
May 21 Monday Whit Monday Christian
May 22 Tuesday National Maritime Day Observance
May 22 Tuesday Harvey Milk Day Local observance California
May 23 Wednesday Emergency Medical Services for Children Day Observance
May 25 Friday National Missing Children's Day Observance
May 27 Sunday Trinity Sunday Christian
May 28 Monday Memorial Day Federal Holiday
May 28 Monday Jefferson Davis Birthday Local observance Mississippi
May 31 Thursday Corpus Christi Christian
Jun 1 Friday Statehood Day Local observance Kentucky, Tennessee
Jun 3 Sunday Jefferson Davis Birthday Local observance Florida
Jun 4 Monday Jefferson Davis Birthday State holiday Alabama
Jun 6 Wednesday D-Day Observance
Jun 10 Sunday Lailat al-Qadr Muslim
Jun 11 Monday Kamehameha Day State holiday Hawaii
Jun 14 Thursday Army Birthday Observance
Jun 14 Thursday Flag Day Observance
Jun 15 Friday Eid al-Fitr Muslim
Jun 17 Sunday Father's Day Observance
Jun 17 Sunday Bunker Hill Day State holiday Massachusetts
Jun 18 Monday Bunker Hill Day observed State holiday Massachusetts
Jun 19 Tuesday Juneteenth Local observance All except HI, MD, MP, MT, ND, NH, SD, TX, UT
Jun 19 Tuesday Emancipation Day State holiday Texas
Jun 20 Wednesday West Virginia Day State holiday West Virginia
Jun 20 Wednesday American Eagle Day Observance
Jun 21 Thursday June Solstice Season
Jul 4 Wednesday Independence Day Federal Holiday
Jul 22 Sunday Tisha B'Av Jewish holiday
Jul 22 Sunday Parents' Day Observance
Jul 24 Tuesday Pioneer Day State holiday Utah
Jul 27 Friday National Korean War Veterans Armistice Day Observance
Aug 1 Wednesday Colorado Day Local observance Colorado
Aug 4 Saturday Coast Guard Birthday Observance
Aug 7 Tuesday Purple Heart Day Observance
Aug 13 Monday Victory Day State holiday Rhode Island
Aug 15 Wednesday Assumption of Mary Christian
Aug 16 Thursday Bennington Battle Day State holiday Vermont
Aug 17 Friday Statehood Day in Hawaii State holiday Hawaii
Aug 19 Sunday National Aviation Day Observance
Aug 21 Tuesday Senior Citizens Day Observance
Aug 22 Wednesday Eid al-Adha Muslim
Aug 25 Saturday Raksha Bandhan Hindu Holiday
Aug 26 Sunday Women's Equality Day Observance
Aug 27 Monday Lyndon Baines Johnson Day State holiday Texas
Sep 2 Sunday Janmashtami Hindu Holiday
Sep 3 Monday Labor Day Federal Holiday
Sep 8 Saturday Carl Garner Federal Lands Cleanup Day Observance
Sep 9 Sunday National Grandparents Day Observance
Sep 9 Sunday California Admission Day Local observance California
Sep 10 Monday Rosh Hashana State holiday Texas
Sep 10 Monday Rosh Hashana Jewish holiday
Sep 11 Tuesday Patriot Day Observance
Sep 12 Wednesday Ganesh Chaturthi Hindu Holiday
Sep 12 Wednesday Muharram Muslim
Sep 15 Saturday National CleanUp Day Observance
Sep 17 Monday Constitution Day and Citizenship Day Observance
Sep 18 Tuesday Air Force Birthday Observance
Sep 19 Wednesday Yom Kippur State holiday Texas
Sep 19 Wednesday Yom Kippur Jewish holiday
Sep 21 Friday National POW/MIA Recognition Day Observance
Sep 22 Saturday Emancipation Day Local observance Ohio
Sep 23 Sunday September equinox Season
Sep 24 Monday First Day of Sukkot Jewish holiday
Sep 28 Friday Native Americans' Day Local observance California
Sep 30 Sunday Last Day of Sukkot Jewish holiday
Sep 30 Sunday Gold Star Mother's Day Observance
Oct 1 Monday Shmini Atzeret Jewish holiday
Oct 1 Monday Child Health Day Observance
Oct 2 Tuesday Simchat Torah Jewish holiday
Oct 4 Thursday Feast of St Francis of Assisi Christian
Oct 8 Monday Columbus Day Local observance Florida
Oct 8 Monday Columbus Day Federal Holiday All except AK, AR, CA, DE, FL, HI, MI, MN, ND, NV, OR, SD, TX, VT, WA, WY
Oct 8 Monday Native Americans' Day Local observance South Dakota
Oct 8 Monday Indigenous People's Day Local observance Alaska
Oct 8 Monday Indigenous People's Day Local observance CA*, MN*, WA*
Oct 9 Tuesday Navaratri Hindu Holiday
Oct 9 Tuesday Leif Erikson Day Observance
Oct 13 Saturday Navy Birthday Observance
Oct 15 Monday White Cane Safety Day Observance
Oct 16 Tuesday Boss's Day Observance
Oct 18 Thursday Dussehra Hindu Holiday
Oct 18 Thursday Alaska Day State holiday Alaska
Oct 20 Saturday Sweetest Day Observance 13 states
Oct 26 Friday Nevada Day State holiday Nevada
Oct 31 Wednesday Halloween Observance
Nov 1 Thursday All Saints' Day Christian
Nov 2 Friday All Souls' Day Christian
Nov 4 Sunday Daylight Saving Time ends Clock change/Daylight Saving Time
Nov 6 Tuesday Election Day State holiday 14 states
Nov 6 Tuesday Diwali/Deepavali Observance
Nov 8 Thursday Return Day Delaware State holiday Delaware
Nov 10 Saturday Marine Corps Birthday Observance
Nov 11 Sunday Veterans Day Federal Holiday
Nov 12 Monday Veterans Day observed Federal Holiday
Nov 21 Wednesday The Prophet's Birthday Muslim
Nov 22 Thursday Thanksgiving Day Federal Holiday
Nov 23 Friday State Holiday State holiday Georgia
Nov 23 Friday Presidents' Day State holiday New Mexico
Nov 23 Friday Lincoln's Birthday/Lincoln's Day State holiday Indiana, West Virginia
Nov 23 Friday Day After Thanksgiving State holiday 22 states
Nov 23 Friday Family Day State holiday Nevada
Nov 23 Friday Black Friday Observance
Nov 23 Friday American Indian Heritage Day State holiday Maryland
Nov 26 Monday Cyber Monday Observance
Dec 2 Sunday First Sunday of Advent Christian
Dec 3 Monday Chanukah/Hanukkah (first day) Jewish holiday
Dec 6 Thursday St Nicholas' Day Observance
Dec 7 Friday Pearl Harbor Remembrance Day Observance
Dec 8 Saturday Feast of the Immaculate Conception Christian
Dec 10 Monday Last Day of Chanukah Jewish holiday
Dec 12 Wednesday Feast of Our Lady of Guadalupe Observance
Dec 13 Thursday National Guard Birthday Observance
Dec 17 Monday Pan American Aviation Day Observance
Dec 17 Monday Wright Brothers Day Observance
Dec 21 Friday December Solstice Season
Dec 24 Monday Christmas Eve State holiday KS*, LA, MI, NC, ND, OK, SC, TX, VA*, WI
Dec 24 Monday Christmas Eve Observance, Christian
Dec 24 Monday Washington's Birthday State holiday Indiana
Dec 24 Monday Washington's Birthday State holiday Georgia
Dec 25 Tuesday Christmas Day Federal Holiday
Dec 26 Wednesday Kwanzaa (until Jan 1) Observance
Dec 26 Wednesday Day After Christmas Day State holiday KS, KY, NC, NH, SC, TX
Dec 31 Monday New Year's Eve State holiday LA, MI, WI
Dec 31 Monday New Year's Eve Observance

this but computer

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Zamujasa
Oct 27, 2010



Bread Liar
good computre

* # ? Mar 29, 2018 19:37
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obstipator
Nov 8, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

pram posted:

get 2 work Mods / Admins :redass:

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President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

pram posted:

Mar 30 Friday Good Friday State holiday 13 states
Mar 31 Saturday Holy Saturday Christian
Mar 31 Saturday Passover (first day) Jewish holiday
Mar 31 Saturday César Chávez Day State holiday CA, CO*, TX*
Apr 1 Sunday Easter Sunday Observance, Christian
Apr 2 Monday Easter Monday Christian
Apr 2 Monday Pascua Florida Day Local observance Florida
Apr 6 Friday Orthodox Good Friday Orthodox
Apr 6 Friday National Tartan Day Observance
Apr 7 Saturday Last Day of Passover Jewish holiday
Apr 7 Saturday Orthodox Holy Saturday Orthodox
Apr 8 Sunday Orthodox Easter Orthodox
Apr 9 Monday Orthodox Easter Monday Orthodox
Apr 10 Tuesday National Library Workers' Day Observance
Apr 11 Wednesday Yom HaShoah Jewish holiday
Apr 13 Friday Isra and Mi'raj Muslim
Apr 13 Friday Thomas Jefferson's Birthday Observance
Apr 15 Sunday Father Damien Day Local observance Hawaii
Apr 16 Monday Emancipation Day State holiday District of Columbia
Apr 16 Monday Patriot's Day State holiday Maine, Massachusetts
Apr 17 Tuesday Tax Day Observance
Apr 19 Thursday Yom Ha'atzmaut Jewish holiday
Apr 21 Saturday San Jacinto Day State holiday Texas
Apr 22 Sunday Oklahoma Day Local observance Oklahoma
Apr 23 Monday Confederate Memorial Day State holiday Alabama, Florida
Apr 23 Monday State Holiday State holiday Georgia
Apr 25 Wednesday Administrative Professionals Day Observance
Apr 26 Thursday Confederate Memorial Day Local observance Florida
Apr 26 Thursday Take our Daughters and Sons to Work Day Observance
Apr 27 Friday Arbor Day State holiday Nebraska
Apr 30 Monday Confederate Memorial Day State holiday Mississippi
May 1 Tuesday Law Day Observance
May 1 Tuesday Loyalty Day Observance
May 1 Tuesday Lei Day Local observance Hawaii
May 3 Thursday Lag BaOmer Jewish holiday
May 3 Thursday National Day of Prayer Observance
May 4 Friday Kent State Shootings Remembrance Local observance Ohio
May 4 Friday Kentucky Oaks Sporting Event
May 4 Friday Rhode Island Independence Day Local observance Rhode Island
May 5 Saturday Cinco de Mayo Observance
May 5 Saturday National Explosive Ordnance Disposal (EOD) Day Observance
May 6 Sunday National Nurses Day Observance
May 8 Tuesday Truman Day State holiday Missouri
May 8 Tuesday Primary Election Day West Virginia State holiday West Virginia
May 10 Thursday Ascension Day Christian
May 10 Thursday Confederate Memorial Day State holiday South Carolina
May 10 Thursday Confederate Memorial Day Local observance North Carolina
May 11 Friday Military Spouse Appreciation Day Observance
May 13 Sunday Mother's Day Observance
May 15 Tuesday Peace Officers Memorial Day Observance
May 16 Wednesday Ramadan starts Muslim
May 18 Friday National Defense Transportation Day Observance
May 19 Saturday Armed Forces Day Observance
May 20 Sunday Pentecost Christian
May 20 Sunday Shavuot Jewish holiday
May 21 Monday Whit Monday Christian
May 22 Tuesday National Maritime Day Observance
May 22 Tuesday Harvey Milk Day Local observance California
May 23 Wednesday Emergency Medical Services for Children Day Observance
May 25 Friday National Missing Children's Day Observance
May 27 Sunday Trinity Sunday Christian
May 28 Monday Memorial Day Federal Holiday
May 28 Monday Jefferson Davis Birthday Local observance Mississippi
May 31 Thursday Corpus Christi Christian
Jun 1 Friday Statehood Day Local observance Kentucky, Tennessee
Jun 3 Sunday Jefferson Davis Birthday Local observance Florida
Jun 4 Monday Jefferson Davis Birthday State holiday Alabama
Jun 6 Wednesday D-Day Observance
Jun 10 Sunday Lailat al-Qadr Muslim
Jun 11 Monday Kamehameha Day State holiday Hawaii
Jun 14 Thursday Army Birthday Observance
Jun 14 Thursday Flag Day Observance
Jun 15 Friday Eid al-Fitr Muslim
Jun 17 Sunday Father's Day Observance
Jun 17 Sunday Bunker Hill Day State holiday Massachusetts
Jun 18 Monday Bunker Hill Day observed State holiday Massachusetts
Jun 19 Tuesday Juneteenth Local observance All except HI, MD, MP, MT, ND, NH, SD, TX, UT
Jun 19 Tuesday Emancipation Day State holiday Texas
Jun 20 Wednesday West Virginia Day State holiday West Virginia
Jun 20 Wednesday American Eagle Day Observance
Jun 21 Thursday June Solstice Season
Jul 4 Wednesday Independence Day Federal Holiday
Jul 22 Sunday Tisha B'Av Jewish holiday
Jul 22 Sunday Parents' Day Observance
Jul 24 Tuesday Pioneer Day State holiday Utah
Jul 27 Friday National Korean War Veterans Armistice Day Observance
Aug 1 Wednesday Colorado Day Local observance Colorado
Aug 4 Saturday Coast Guard Birthday Observance
Aug 7 Tuesday Purple Heart Day Observance
Aug 13 Monday Victory Day State holiday Rhode Island
Aug 15 Wednesday Assumption of Mary Christian
Aug 16 Thursday Bennington Battle Day State holiday Vermont
Aug 17 Friday Statehood Day in Hawaii State holiday Hawaii
Aug 19 Sunday National Aviation Day Observance
Aug 21 Tuesday Senior Citizens Day Observance
Aug 22 Wednesday Eid al-Adha Muslim
Aug 25 Saturday Raksha Bandhan Hindu Holiday
Aug 26 Sunday Women's Equality Day Observance
Aug 27 Monday Lyndon Baines Johnson Day State holiday Texas
Sep 2 Sunday Janmashtami Hindu Holiday
Sep 3 Monday Labor Day Federal Holiday
Sep 8 Saturday Carl Garner Federal Lands Cleanup Day Observance
Sep 9 Sunday National Grandparents Day Observance
Sep 9 Sunday California Admission Day Local observance California
Sep 10 Monday Rosh Hashana State holiday Texas
Sep 10 Monday Rosh Hashana Jewish holiday
Sep 11 Tuesday Patriot Day Observance
Sep 12 Wednesday Ganesh Chaturthi Hindu Holiday
Sep 12 Wednesday Muharram Muslim
Sep 15 Saturday National CleanUp Day Observance
Sep 17 Monday Constitution Day and Citizenship Day Observance
Sep 18 Tuesday Air Force Birthday Observance
Sep 19 Wednesday Yom Kippur State holiday Texas
Sep 19 Wednesday Yom Kippur Jewish holiday
Sep 21 Friday National POW/MIA Recognition Day Observance
Sep 22 Saturday Emancipation Day Local observance Ohio
Sep 23 Sunday September equinox Season
Sep 24 Monday First Day of Sukkot Jewish holiday
Sep 28 Friday Native Americans' Day Local observance California
Sep 30 Sunday Last Day of Sukkot Jewish holiday
Sep 30 Sunday Gold Star Mother's Day Observance
Oct 1 Monday Shmini Atzeret Jewish holiday
Oct 1 Monday Child Health Day Observance
Oct 2 Tuesday Simchat Torah Jewish holiday
Oct 4 Thursday Feast of St Francis of Assisi Christian
Oct 8 Monday Columbus Day Local observance Florida
Oct 8 Monday Columbus Day Federal Holiday All except AK, AR, CA, DE, FL, HI, MI, MN, ND, NV, OR, SD, TX, VT, WA, WY
Oct 8 Monday Native Americans' Day Local observance South Dakota
Oct 8 Monday Indigenous People's Day Local observance Alaska
Oct 8 Monday Indigenous People's Day Local observance CA*, MN*, WA*
Oct 9 Tuesday Navaratri Hindu Holiday
Oct 9 Tuesday Leif Erikson Day Observance
Oct 13 Saturday Navy Birthday Observance
Oct 15 Monday White Cane Safety Day Observance
Oct 16 Tuesday Boss's Day Observance
Oct 18 Thursday Dussehra Hindu Holiday
Oct 18 Thursday Alaska Day State holiday Alaska
Oct 20 Saturday Sweetest Day Observance 13 states
Oct 26 Friday Nevada Day State holiday Nevada
Oct 31 Wednesday Halloween Observance
Nov 1 Thursday All Saints' Day Christian
Nov 2 Friday All Souls' Day Christian
Nov 4 Sunday Daylight Saving Time ends Clock change/Daylight Saving Time
Nov 6 Tuesday Election Day State holiday 14 states
Nov 6 Tuesday Diwali/Deepavali Observance
Nov 8 Thursday Return Day Delaware State holiday Delaware
Nov 10 Saturday Marine Corps Birthday Observance
Nov 11 Sunday Veterans Day Federal Holiday
Nov 12 Monday Veterans Day observed Federal Holiday
Nov 21 Wednesday The Prophet's Birthday Muslim
Nov 22 Thursday Thanksgiving Day Federal Holiday
Nov 23 Friday State Holiday State holiday Georgia
Nov 23 Friday Presidents' Day State holiday New Mexico
Nov 23 Friday Lincoln's Birthday/Lincoln's Day State holiday Indiana, West Virginia
Nov 23 Friday Day After Thanksgiving State holiday 22 states
Nov 23 Friday Family Day State holiday Nevada
Nov 23 Friday Black Friday Observance
Nov 23 Friday American Indian Heritage Day State holiday Maryland
Nov 26 Monday Cyber Monday Observance
Dec 2 Sunday First Sunday of Advent Christian
Dec 3 Monday Chanukah/Hanukkah (first day) Jewish holiday
Dec 6 Thursday St Nicholas' Day Observance
Dec 7 Friday Pearl Harbor Remembrance Day Observance
Dec 8 Saturday Feast of the Immaculate Conception Christian
Dec 10 Monday Last Day of Chanukah Jewish holiday
Dec 12 Wednesday Feast of Our Lady of Guadalupe Observance
Dec 13 Thursday National Guard Birthday Observance
Dec 17 Monday Pan American Aviation Day Observance
Dec 17 Monday Wright Brothers Day Observance
Dec 21 Friday December Solstice Season
Dec 24 Monday Christmas Eve State holiday KS*, LA, MI, NC, ND, OK, SC, TX, VA*, WI
Dec 24 Monday Christmas Eve Observance, Christian
Dec 24 Monday Washington's Birthday State holiday Indiana
Dec 24 Monday Washington's Birthday State holiday Georgia
Dec 25 Tuesday Christmas Day Federal Holiday
Dec 26 Wednesday Kwanzaa (until Jan 1) Observance
Dec 26 Wednesday Day After Christmas Day State holiday KS, KY, NC, NH, SC, TX
Dec 31 Monday New Year's Eve State holiday LA, MI, WI
Dec 31 Monday New Year's Eve Observance

im the gold star mother

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Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

 black friday observance computer :homebrew:

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Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored

flakeloaf posted:

palmos sunday

Good for Enterprise Friday

* # ? Mar 29, 2018 22:57
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Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



 celebrate, for he has ryzen!

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Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004



 he has risen indeed.com

* # ? Mar 30, 2018 06:23
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obstipator
Nov 8, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
goon friday (a good friday by a goon!)

* # ? Mar 30, 2018 16:29
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I HAVE GOUT
Nov 23, 2017
 The holiday list is missing the most important holiday: my birthday, which is in September.

* # ? Mar 30, 2018 16:38
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Zamujasa
Oct 27, 2010



Bread Liar
tgigf

* # ? Mar 31, 2018 04:00
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obstipator
Nov 8, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
today is a pretty foolish computer
the epic trolling kinda clmputjer 🤪🖨

anyone see any epic compiter jokes today? normally april fools is on a weekeday but since its the weekend i wont waste my free time L👀King up what epic poo poo google and other webs are doing

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FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

* # ? Apr 1, 2018 17:36
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HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


 I like the jokes game companies do that makes nerds upset

* # ? Apr 1, 2018 17:38
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OldAlias
Nov 2, 2013

 The NetBSD Foundation is proud to announce Allemulation™ from our incubation of COMPAT kernel libraries and our ultravisor (based on Xen).

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* # ? Apr 1, 2018 17:47
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obstipator
Nov 8, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
not sure if im just being fooled, but can the OP PLeASE update the thread title....

* # ? Apr 2, 2018 13:37
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obstipator
Nov 8, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Thank You to the OP
whats ur favorite dyngus?? And also: what is a dyngus??

* # ? Apr 2, 2018 18:34
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President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

obstipator posted:

Thank You to the OP
whats ur favorite dyngus?? And also: what is a dyngus??

its you!!!!!!!!!!!!

* # ? Apr 2, 2018 18:37
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I HAVE GOUT
Nov 23, 2017
 Dynamic gUs

* # ? Apr 2, 2018 18:37
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graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
 it's dyngus day everyone

* # ? Apr 2, 2018 18:53
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I HAVE GOUT
Nov 23, 2017
 No one knows what that is.

* # ? Apr 2, 2018 19:01
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Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

graph posted:

it's dyngus day everyone

wrong, Russia uses the orthodox calendar. it’s next week

* # ? Apr 2, 2018 19:21
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OldAlias
Nov 2, 2013

Silver Alicorn posted:

wrong, Russia uses the orthodox calendar. it’s next week

:same:

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bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

pram posted:

Mar 30 Friday Good Friday State holiday 13 states
Mar 31 Saturday Holy Saturday Christian
Mar 31 Saturday Passover (first day) Jewish holiday
Mar 31 Saturday César Chávez Day State holiday CA, CO*, TX*
Apr 1 Sunday Easter Sunday Observance, Christian
Apr 2 Monday Easter Monday Christian
Apr 2 Monday Pascua Florida Day Local observance Florida
Apr 6 Friday Orthodox Good Friday Orthodox
Apr 6 Friday National Tartan Day Observance
Apr 7 Saturday Last Day of Passover Jewish holiday
Apr 7 Saturday Orthodox Holy Saturday Orthodox
Apr 8 Sunday Orthodox Easter Orthodox
Apr 9 Monday Orthodox Easter Monday Orthodox
Apr 10 Tuesday National Library Workers' Day Observance
Apr 11 Wednesday Yom HaShoah Jewish holiday
Apr 13 Friday Isra and Mi'raj Muslim
Apr 13 Friday Thomas Jefferson's Birthday Observance
Apr 15 Sunday Father Damien Day Local observance Hawaii
Apr 16 Monday Emancipation Day State holiday District of Columbia
Apr 16 Monday Patriot's Day State holiday Maine, Massachusetts
Apr 17 Tuesday Tax Day Observance
Apr 19 Thursday Yom Ha'atzmaut Jewish holiday
Apr 21 Saturday San Jacinto Day State holiday Texas
Apr 22 Sunday Oklahoma Day Local observance Oklahoma
Apr 23 Monday Confederate Memorial Day State holiday Alabama, Florida
Apr 23 Monday State Holiday State holiday Georgia
Apr 25 Wednesday Administrative Professionals Day Observance
Apr 26 Thursday Confederate Memorial Day Local observance Florida
Apr 26 Thursday Take our Daughters and Sons to Work Day Observance
Apr 27 Friday Arbor Day State holiday Nebraska
Apr 30 Monday Confederate Memorial Day State holiday Mississippi
May 1 Tuesday Law Day Observance
May 1 Tuesday Loyalty Day Observance
May 1 Tuesday Lei Day Local observance Hawaii
May 3 Thursday Lag BaOmer Jewish holiday
May 3 Thursday National Day of Prayer Observance
May 4 Friday Kent State Shootings Remembrance Local observance Ohio
May 4 Friday Kentucky Oaks Sporting Event
May 4 Friday Rhode Island Independence Day Local observance Rhode Island
May 5 Saturday Cinco de Mayo Observance
May 5 Saturday National Explosive Ordnance Disposal (EOD) Day Observance
May 6 Sunday National Nurses Day Observance
May 8 Tuesday Truman Day State holiday Missouri
May 8 Tuesday Primary Election Day West Virginia State holiday West Virginia
May 10 Thursday Ascension Day Christian
May 10 Thursday Confederate Memorial Day State holiday South Carolina
May 10 Thursday Confederate Memorial Day Local observance North Carolina
May 11 Friday Military Spouse Appreciation Day Observance
May 13 Sunday Mother's Day Observance
May 15 Tuesday Peace Officers Memorial Day Observance
May 16 Wednesday Ramadan starts Muslim
May 18 Friday National Defense Transportation Day Observance
May 19 Saturday Armed Forces Day Observance
May 20 Sunday Pentecost Christian
May 20 Sunday Shavuot Jewish holiday
May 21 Monday Whit Monday Christian
May 22 Tuesday National Maritime Day Observance
May 22 Tuesday Harvey Milk Day Local observance California
May 23 Wednesday Emergency Medical Services for Children Day Observance
May 25 Friday National Missing Children's Day Observance
May 27 Sunday Trinity Sunday Christian
May 28 Monday Memorial Day Federal Holiday
May 28 Monday Jefferson Davis Birthday Local observance Mississippi
May 31 Thursday Corpus Christi Christian
Jun 1 Friday Statehood Day Local observance Kentucky, Tennessee
Jun 3 Sunday Jefferson Davis Birthday Local observance Florida
Jun 4 Monday Jefferson Davis Birthday State holiday Alabama
Jun 6 Wednesday D-Day Observance
Jun 10 Sunday Lailat al-Qadr Muslim
Jun 11 Monday Kamehameha Day State holiday Hawaii
Jun 14 Thursday Army Birthday Observance
Jun 14 Thursday Flag Day Observance
Jun 15 Friday Eid al-Fitr Muslim
Jun 17 Sunday Father's Day Observance
Jun 17 Sunday Bunker Hill Day State holiday Massachusetts
Jun 18 Monday Bunker Hill Day observed State holiday Massachusetts
Jun 19 Tuesday Juneteenth Local observance All except HI, MD, MP, MT, ND, NH, SD, TX, UT
Jun 19 Tuesday Emancipation Day State holiday Texas
Jun 20 Wednesday West Virginia Day State holiday West Virginia
Jun 20 Wednesday American Eagle Day Observance
Jun 21 Thursday June Solstice Season
Jul 4 Wednesday Independence Day Federal Holiday
Jul 22 Sunday Tisha B'Av Jewish holiday
Jul 22 Sunday Parents' Day Observance
Jul 24 Tuesday Pioneer Day State holiday Utah
Jul 27 Friday National Korean War Veterans Armistice Day Observance
Aug 1 Wednesday Colorado Day Local observance Colorado
Aug 4 Saturday Coast Guard Birthday Observance
Aug 7 Tuesday Purple Heart Day Observance
Aug 13 Monday Victory Day State holiday Rhode Island
Aug 15 Wednesday Assumption of Mary Christian
Aug 16 Thursday Bennington Battle Day State holiday Vermont
Aug 17 Friday Statehood Day in Hawaii State holiday Hawaii
Aug 19 Sunday National Aviation Day Observance
Aug 21 Tuesday Senior Citizens Day Observance
Aug 22 Wednesday Eid al-Adha Muslim
Aug 25 Saturday Raksha Bandhan Hindu Holiday
Aug 26 Sunday Women's Equality Day Observance
Aug 27 Monday Lyndon Baines Johnson Day State holiday Texas
Sep 2 Sunday Janmashtami Hindu Holiday
Sep 3 Monday Labor Day Federal Holiday
Sep 8 Saturday Carl Garner Federal Lands Cleanup Day Observance
Sep 9 Sunday National Grandparents Day Observance
Sep 9 Sunday California Admission Day Local observance California
Sep 10 Monday Rosh Hashana State holiday Texas
Sep 10 Monday Rosh Hashana Jewish holiday
Sep 11 Tuesday Patriot Day Observance
Sep 12 Wednesday Ganesh Chaturthi Hindu Holiday
Sep 12 Wednesday Muharram Muslim
Sep 15 Saturday National CleanUp Day Observance
Sep 17 Monday Constitution Day and Citizenship Day Observance
Sep 18 Tuesday Air Force Birthday Observance
Sep 19 Wednesday Yom Kippur State holiday Texas
Sep 19 Wednesday Yom Kippur Jewish holiday
Sep 21 Friday National POW/MIA Recognition Day Observance
Sep 22 Saturday Emancipation Day Local observance Ohio
Sep 23 Sunday September equinox Season
Sep 24 Monday First Day of Sukkot Jewish holiday
Sep 28 Friday Native Americans' Day Local observance California
Sep 30 Sunday Last Day of Sukkot Jewish holiday
Sep 30 Sunday Gold Star Mother's Day Observance
Oct 1 Monday Shmini Atzeret Jewish holiday
Oct 1 Monday Child Health Day Observance
Oct 2 Tuesday Simchat Torah Jewish holiday
Oct 4 Thursday Feast of St Francis of Assisi Christian
Oct 8 Monday Columbus Day Local observance Florida
Oct 8 Monday Columbus Day Federal Holiday All except AK, AR, CA, DE, FL, HI, MI, MN, ND, NV, OR, SD, TX, VT, WA, WY
Oct 8 Monday Native Americans' Day Local observance South Dakota
Oct 8 Monday Indigenous People's Day Local observance Alaska
Oct 8 Monday Indigenous People's Day Local observance CA*, MN*, WA*
Oct 9 Tuesday Navaratri Hindu Holiday
Oct 9 Tuesday Leif Erikson Day Observance
Oct 13 Saturday Navy Birthday Observance
Oct 15 Monday White Cane Safety Day Observance
Oct 16 Tuesday Boss's Day Observance
Oct 18 Thursday Dussehra Hindu Holiday
Oct 18 Thursday Alaska Day State holiday Alaska
Oct 20 Saturday Sweetest Day Observance 13 states
Oct 26 Friday Nevada Day State holiday Nevada
Oct 31 Wednesday Halloween Observance
Nov 1 Thursday All Saints' Day Christian
Nov 2 Friday All Souls' Day Christian
Nov 4 Sunday Daylight Saving Time ends Clock change/Daylight Saving Time
Nov 6 Tuesday Election Day State holiday 14 states
Nov 6 Tuesday Diwali/Deepavali Observance
Nov 8 Thursday Return Day Delaware State holiday Delaware
Nov 10 Saturday Marine Corps Birthday Observance
Nov 11 Sunday Veterans Day Federal Holiday
Nov 12 Monday Veterans Day observed Federal Holiday
Nov 21 Wednesday The Prophet's Birthday Muslim
Nov 22 Thursday Thanksgiving Day Federal Holiday
Nov 23 Friday State Holiday State holiday Georgia
Nov 23 Friday Presidents' Day State holiday New Mexico
Nov 23 Friday Lincoln's Birthday/Lincoln's Day State holiday Indiana, West Virginia
Nov 23 Friday Day After Thanksgiving State holiday 22 states
Nov 23 Friday Family Day State holiday Nevada
Nov 23 Friday Black Friday Observance
Nov 23 Friday American Indian Heritage Day State holiday Maryland
Nov 26 Monday Cyber Monday Observance
Dec 2 Sunday First Sunday of Advent Christian
Dec 3 Monday Chanukah/Hanukkah (first day) Jewish holiday
Dec 6 Thursday St Nicholas' Day Observance
Dec 7 Friday Pearl Harbor Remembrance Day Observance
Dec 8 Saturday Feast of the Immaculate Conception Christian
Dec 10 Monday Last Day of Chanukah Jewish holiday
Dec 12 Wednesday Feast of Our Lady of Guadalupe Observance
Dec 13 Thursday National Guard Birthday Observance
Dec 17 Monday Pan American Aviation Day Observance
Dec 17 Monday Wright Brothers Day Observance
Dec 21 Friday December Solstice Season
Dec 24 Monday Christmas Eve State holiday KS*, LA, MI, NC, ND, OK, SC, TX, VA*, WI
Dec 24 Monday Christmas Eve Observance, Christian
Dec 24 Monday Washington's Birthday State holiday Indiana
Dec 24 Monday Washington's Birthday State holiday Georgia
Dec 25 Tuesday Christmas Day Federal Holiday
Dec 26 Wednesday Kwanzaa (until Jan 1) Observance
Dec 26 Wednesday Day After Christmas Day State holiday KS, KY, NC, NH, SC, TX
Dec 31 Monday New Year's Eve State holiday LA, MI, WI
Dec 31 Monday New Year's Eve Observance
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I HAVE GOUT
Nov 23, 2017

Silver Alicorn posted:

wrong, Russia uses the orthodox calendar. it’s next week

Funny that u know so very much about a Russian holiday...... Mods! Get on this quick! We have a spy in our midst!

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carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

bump_fn posted:



pascua florida compujter

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Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored

President Beep posted:

its you!!!!!!!!!!!!

lol

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