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tithin
Nov 14, 2003


[Grandmaster Tactician]



JBP posted:

Time for another classic jbOP I reckon mates.


Low effort thread this month because I wanted to get to it before JBP and I am super lazy.

This is the thread you deserve.

tithin fucked around with this message at 04:53 on Nov 1, 2017

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WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)
:agreed:

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow

Pillbug
10/10 op

BBJoey
Oct 31, 2012

good, nobody reads the op once it gets to page 2 anyway

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.
Why don't you put the link to a character from television show Scrubs in the op as well, jackass.

Don Dongington
Sep 27, 2005

#ideasboom
College Slice

tithin posted:

Low effort thread this month because I wanted to get to it before JBP and I am super lazy.

This is the thread you deserve.

5'd

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.
For the record, my thread has the most posts of any Auspol this year and that means it is the most successful thread. People loved it. The silent lurker majority, they sent me PMs about it. Really great people. I hope to represent them going forward in this new thread.

tithin
Nov 14, 2003


[Grandmaster Tactician]



JBP posted:

Why don't you put the link to a character from television show Scrubs in the op as well, jackass.

You know what, this is a fair criticism.

Don Dongington
Sep 27, 2005

#ideasboom
College Slice
Tag yourself

I'm Carla, sassy Dominican warrior of the proletariat

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
I'm gay.

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow

Pillbug
hi gay
i'm dad

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
The Victorian Premier has defended a Minister who encouraged the public not to open their doors to the Irish to avoid being scammed.

Consumer Affairs Minister Marlene Kairouz was launching an awareness campaign about dodgy tradesmen when she linked them to people who have Irish accents.

"If anybody knocks on your door that has an Irish accent, automatically ask them to leave," she said on Monday.

After a barrage of criticms, she apologised, admitting she delivered the message "poorly".

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.
Pretty rich coming from a Lebanese.

Don Dongington
Sep 27, 2005

#ideasboom
College Slice

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

The Victorian Premier has defended a Minister who encouraged the public not to open their doors to the Irish to avoid being scammed.

Consumer Affairs Minister Marlene Kairouz was launching an awareness campaign about dodgy tradesmen when she linked them to people who have Irish accents.

"If anybody knocks on your door that has an Irish accent, automatically ask them to leave," she said on Monday.

After a barrage of criticms, she apologised, admitting she delivered the message "poorly".

*sighs, removes Victoria from the Best State Board, and moves it to the poo poo States board*



Oh well, South Australia. I guess everyone gets their time...

CrazyTolradi
Oct 2, 2011

It feels so good to be so bad.....at posting.

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.
Is that Mr Bean. Mr Bean is very funny.

MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005

Don Dongington posted:

*sighs, removes Victoria from the Best State Board, and moves it to the poo poo States board*



Oh well, South Australia. I guess everyone gets their time...

*50 years hence, Don approaches the board and tries to move SA*

"It's... it's stuck! It's permanently attached!"


tithin posted:

Low effort thread this month because I wanted to get to it before JBP and I am super lazy.

This is the thread you deserve.

Joh Bjelke-Owndersen

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

This guy seems legit.
Fun Shoe
EDIT:^^^ Joh Bjelke-Pwndersen

Don Dongington posted:

*sighs, removes Victoria from the Best State Board, and moves it to the poo poo States board*



Oh well, South Australia. I guess everyone gets their time...

The only two categories should be: "Worst State" and "Worster State".

Dimebag
Jul 12, 2004

hooman posted:

EDIT:^^^ Joh Bjelke-Pwndersen


The only two categories should be: "Worst State" and "Worster State".

Still one too many options.

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

hooman posted:

EDIT:^^^ Joh Bjelke-Pwndersen


The only two categories should be: "Worst State" and "Worster State".

And at the local level, "Worcestershire"

Cartoon
Jun 20, 2008

poop
Best thread ever.

Ora Tzo
Feb 26, 2016

HEEEERES TONYYYY

JBP posted:

Is that Mr Bean. Mr Bean is very funny.

It is?
For a while I was thinking who the hell would buy a Sam Dastyari action figure.

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay
goldmine thread, gas OP

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow

Pillbug

hooman posted:

EDIT:^^^ Joh Bjelke-Pwndersen


The only two categories should be: "Worst State" and "Worster State".

Best State: inebriated

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

Ora Tzo posted:

It is?
For a while I was thinking who the hell would buy a Sam Dastyari action figure.

I would buy the poo poo out of it.

tithin
Nov 14, 2003


[Grandmaster Tactician]



GoldStandardConure posted:

Best State: inebriated

Don Dongington
Sep 27, 2005

#ideasboom
College Slice

JBP posted:

I would buy the poo poo out of it.

Be warned, the tiny halal snack pack is a choking hazard.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/SA_Press_Sec/status/925567133483810817

MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005


I just assumed that NXT would get to fill the gap. Is there a reason this is different?

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/SkyNewsAust/status/925587026098905089

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

:bisonyes:

drunkill
Sep 25, 2007

me @ ur posting
Fallen Rib
Dun dun dun another one bites the dust

Comstar
Apr 20, 2007

Are you happy now?
Mr secretary, you lost another submarine??

Zenithe
Feb 25, 2013

Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.


MysticalMachineGun posted:

Joh Bjelke-Owndersen

Teddybear
May 16, 2009

Look! A teddybear doll!
It's soooo cute!


Are there gonna be any LNP folks left? And how have they only lost one MP?

tithin
Nov 14, 2003


[Grandmaster Tactician]



https://twitter.com/taylor_jacob/status/925228685568892928

Recoome
Nov 9, 2013

Matter of fact, I'm salty now.
Wish it was someone in the lower house hey

Box of Bunnies
Apr 3, 2012

by Pragmatica
Happy End of the Plebischite Month. Gotta make way for the Homo Superior

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

Superb.

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I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
The Fair Work Commission has axed Domino’s Pizza’s long expired agreements that paid thousands of workers significantly below minimum rates, leaving the franchise facing tens of million of dollars in higher labour costs.

The ruling, which introduces penalty rates to more than 22,000 employees across 450 stores, is one of the first major agreements to be terminated following reports franchises and retailers are paying below the award through expired deals with the Shop Distributive and Allied Employees Association.

Senior Deputy President Jonathan Hamberger ruled on Wednesday the more than two dozen agreements would be terminated by January 24, placing workers on the award, after Domino’s dropped its opposition last last night.

The franchisor had pushed for a 21-week transition period as necessary to pay workers through its new rostering system, but the senior deputy president settled on a three-month delay after Domino’s promised to backpay workers instead.

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