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Who will leave as world champion
This poll is closed.
Eli Drake 0 0%
Johnny Impact 3 6.38%
Johnny Mundo 1 2.13%
Johnny Nitro 2 4.26%
Johnny Blaze 2 4.26%
John Hennigan 1 2.13%
John Morrison 2 4.26%
Pentagon Jr 2 4.26%
Ricochet 1 2.13%
Alberto El Patron 8 17.02%
Jeff Jarrett 25 53.19%
Total: 47 votes
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CrcleSqreSanchz
Aug 21, 2002

I'm feeling something new...something...I'm happy??!!
come on santino!!

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Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN

CrcleSqreSanchz posted:

Worked mma is worse than worked shoots

Explosions
Apr 20, 2015

I have no idea who any of these people are but the announcers say the name Colby Covington the way characters on cop shows talk about searching Bing.

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006
I thought Abyss v Grado would easily be the worst match on this card

I was wrong

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
:psyboom:

CrcleSqreSanchz
Aug 21, 2002

I'm feeling something new...something...I'm happy??!!
IF ONLY THERE WAS A WAY TO CLIMB A CAGE!!!!11

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

"a Bound For Glory Moment"

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Congrats to House of Horrors, Bray Wyatt's Ring Bugs and Bayley's Dignity on a Pole for no longer being the three worst matches of the year

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

This is a bound for glory moment... that will be completely blocked by some dude sitting in front of the camera

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

I'm glad TNA finally proved once and for all that MMA is better than Wrestling

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

at least moose didn't kill himself?

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


How does TNA consistently make boring cage matches

The last memorable one I swear to god was the one where Joe got stuck in a hole in the ring

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

CrcleSqreSanchz posted:

Worked mma is worse than worked shoots

im sorry but shoot style whips rear end

all of these guys suck at it though

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
lol this mic

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

oatgan posted:

im sorry but shoot style whips rear end

all of these guys suck at it though

yeah this was no Volk Han vs Akira Maeda RINGS classic

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Eugene's ratings:

6-man - ***
Dux/Ishimori - **1/2
Grado/Abyss - *
Team Impact/Team AAA - **
LAX/oVe - **1/2
Lashley-Mo/Bonnar-Moose - **1/2

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

heartfelt promo by Jonathan Impact

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006
did Johnny leave his promo skills in Lucha Underground

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
johnny your dad is right

CrcleSqreSanchz
Aug 21, 2002

I'm feeling something new...something...I'm happy??!!
I want to make a joke about this promo but johnny impact is making it enough of a joke

Venomous
Nov 7, 2011





I watched Breaking Bad instead of this shite and as far as I can see I made the right choice

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Why even bother bringing in Johnny if he can't use his Slam Town song

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Julio Cruz posted:

did Johnny leave his promo skills in Lucha Underground

I mean, actual writers, pretaped packages, and a real TV crew help a lot.

CrcleSqreSanchz
Aug 21, 2002

I'm feeling something new...something...I'm happy??!!
JUST LET YOUR BALLS DROP ALREADY ANNOUNCER

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Just have Johnny win this in 30 seconds and end it early pls

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

alright who's ready for the schmozziest schmozz

CrcleSqreSanchz
Aug 21, 2002

I'm feeling something new...something...I'm happy??!!
Eli drake looks like a caw the computer would make for your tryout match

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

That sticker holy christ

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006
there's no way that Alberto doesn't run in here

Sotar
Dec 1, 2009
I am generally surprised that TNA never brought in Eugene.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Steve Boner.

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006
"you're gonna see offensive moves from Johnny Impact that you have seen nowhere else"

apart from every other company he's worked for

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Sotar posted:

I am generally surprised that TNA never brought in Eugene.

He was in Ring ka King for a match.

CrcleSqreSanchz
Aug 21, 2002

I'm feeling something new...something...I'm happy??!!

Sotar posted:

I am generally surprised that TNA never brought in Eugene.

5 dollar wrestling paid more

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Does anyone still give a poo poo about Chris Masters

Sotar
Dec 1, 2009

CrcleSqreSanchz posted:

5 dollar wrestling paid more

$5 more?

Psychepath
Apr 30, 2003
On this entire show, did they ever mention why Taya/Rosemary was off and Taya won't be on the next 3 months of tv?

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Benne posted:

Does anyone still give a poo poo about Chris Masters

Did anyone ever?

CrcleSqreSanchz
Aug 21, 2002

I'm feeling something new...something...I'm happy??!!

Sotar posted:

$5 more?

AND better exposure

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OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
this belt has eluded his entire career :laffo:

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