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Who will leave as world champion
This poll is closed.
Eli Drake 0 0%
Johnny Impact 3 6.38%
Johnny Mundo 1 2.13%
Johnny Nitro 2 4.26%
Johnny Blaze 2 4.26%
John Hennigan 1 2.13%
John Morrison 2 4.26%
Pentagon Jr 2 4.26%
Ricochet 1 2.13%
Alberto El Patron 8 17.02%
Jeff Jarrett 25 53.19%
Total: 47 votes
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Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
So considering how cheap TNA has become with cost cutting, I want to imagine they will soon act as public access pro wrestling and just have indie guys pay for the ability to wrestle on their tv show

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Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

Taijii Ishimori vs Tyson Dux outta nowhere

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Do not even ask posted:

oh boy it's dux :geno:

Does he also fight Chong Li tonight?

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
I would love to know what this noah dude's gimmick is

Sotar
Dec 1, 2009

WrasslorMonkey posted:

Does he also fight Chong Li tonight?

YOU BREAK MY RECORD

NOW I BREAK YOU!

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
its cool how they didn't announce this match that is way more interesting than the matches they did announce

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Well I'm glad summer got a new gig quick

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
unannounced flippy match with small guys being ignored by the commentators to talk about other matches

Its like WCW has come back

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
Canadian talent is 0-2 tonight

Sotar
Dec 1, 2009

Mel Mudkiper posted:

unannounced flippy match with small guys being ignored by the commentators to talk about other matches

Its like WCW has come back

It has been back since like 2002.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Eugene's ratings:

6-man - ***
Dux/Ishimori - **1/2

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

That match existed.


Mel Mudkiper posted:

unannounced flippy match with small guys being ignored by the commentators to talk about other matches

Its like WCW has come back

Don't forget the camera focusing on someone walking around in the crowd

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

oh boy this audio quality

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

What's that dude in the front wearing? Some Geordi La Forge thing

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
who put the cocaine in the ring

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Isn't Randy Quaid still in Canada with his wife

Them vs. Alberto/Paige next year BFG

Psychepath
Apr 30, 2003
After the past couple weeks of hollywood abuse stories, this is tacky as gently caress.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Denying spousal battery on live PPV

That's a new one

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
What the gently caress is this promo

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

How did he even get into Canada considering how clearly high he is.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Someone please give me a recap of this promo because I'm not paying to watch this company.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

And Joseph who is... a number of years old.

DeNomolos
Jan 10, 2013

mild mannered meatspin historian
if he says shave seltzer i'm never gonna miss impact again

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

Codependent Poster posted:

Someone please give me a recap of this promo because I'm not paying to watch this company.

They betray me.

I did not hit her, I did not.

Oh hi mark.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Codependent Poster posted:

Someone please give me a recap of this promo because I'm not paying to watch this company.

A man is prolonging a heart attack by continuing to talk in the ring

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
"wow Alberto, that was some promo"

"promo?"

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

Codependent Poster posted:

Someone please give me a recap of this promo because I'm not paying to watch this company.


He's really loving high and on a live microphone

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
This is so loving bad

Explosions
Apr 20, 2015

Oh thank god, I was so worried the new Impact wouldn't have Jeremy Borash storylines.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
OH gently caress

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
now he's feuding with Borash

DeNomolos
Jan 10, 2013

mild mannered meatspin historian
el patron will not stand for the losers and cowards online, he is the danny fetonte of impact

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

Testekill posted:

Don't forget the camera focusing on someone walking around in the crowd

And the really bad worked shoot promo.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
the jeremy borash vs. alberto el patron angle we have all been waiting for

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006
Borash v Alberto is at least a step up from Borash v Josh Matthews.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
Who is supposed to be the heel here

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

this is just uncomfortable

Explosions
Apr 20, 2015

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Who is supposed to be the heel here

I think it might be us? For watching.

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Psychepath
Apr 30, 2003

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Who is supposed to be the heel here

The woman who recorded Paige being abused.

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