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gobbagool posted:I’m shitposting? sure. looking forward to your crocodile tears when this happens to someone on your team, and it’ll be completely different because reasons
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comedyblissoption posted:i dread the day when a progressive or civil rights activist or socialist may finally experience battery or worse in the united states a senator then
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gobbagool posted:a senator then Does Bobby kennedy count
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no that was murder not battery it's different. try again
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gobbagool posted:In this thread, goon morons cheer HOAs and violence against political figures they disagree with Nobody's cheering HOAs but they're literally the model for libertarian government so it's hilarious that noted libertarian Rand Paul doesn't actually give a single poo poo about his own ideology's view of contracts.
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huey long doesnt count that was a long time ago you didnt even have color tv *keeps moving goalposts*
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The only downside is this isn't making rand rethink his terrible views so he should probably be bodyslammed until he does Gabb were you mad when that Montana guy choked slammed the reporter
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Let's address the elephant in the room: If Rand Paul had been armed (firearm, longsword, private security detail, etc.) this never would have happened. If you can't defend yourself and your land are you really worthy of bearing the mighty burden the "Rand" name entails?
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It's been one week since you looked at me Threw your arms in the air and said you're crazy Five days since you tackled me I've still got the displacements of both my ribs It's been three days since the afternoon You realized it's not my fault not a moment too soon Yesterday you'd forgiven me And now I sit back and wait for the lawsuit
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Vox Nihili posted:It's been one week since you looked at me Holy cow, d'you see it go down? Well then this rear end clown Was really hedge-trimming aggressively Do you recall when the brawl Became a total free-for-all And Randal's screaming "you're violating NAP!"
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There once was a man named Rand Paul Whose neighbor did give him a fall He broke all his ribs And got mocked by the libs So all I'll say now is just LOL
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45% of trump reporters thought it was ok to bodyslam a reporter wonder wut % would say it's ok to bodyslam rand paul
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how the gently caress can ppl cpomplain about celebrating the insanely brutal beatdown of senator rand "paper skin" paul in C-SPAM nothing could be funnier. this is a ray of light in a world of darkness, a shining moment of beauty amidst the wasteland of american politics. like what in the world could compel a human being to defend rand "glass jaw" paul. how can you even live with yourself after doing that?
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gobbagool posted:yeah, I’m the mad one. settle down trots rage boy 
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gobbagool posted:nah, just observing expected behavior by a bunch of liberal shitheads who would be in a full blind panic if this happened to Bernie Sanders hmm it's almost like they are two completely different people
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Thank you to all the well wishes, a quick update: my doctor has replaced my right lung with a tickle-me-Elmo doll, causing my body to convulse and refracture ribs and lumbar (L2, L3) whenever my large children give me a hug #whywonttheystophugging #gowildcats
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I never said people I disagree with should be assaulted however it’s very funny when it happens
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DMCrimson posted:Thank you to all the well wishes, a quick update: my doctor has replaced my right lung with a tickle-me-Elmo doll, causing my body to convulse and refracture ribs and lumbar (L2, L3) whenever my large children give me a hug #whywonttheystophugging #gowildcats lmfao you had me until wildcats. it's just "kayuts"
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THE NAP THE NAP i insist as i shrink and slowly transform into a man with cracked ribs
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I had no idea what the NAP was until this thread, thanks for informing me about more zany libertarian things.
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BarronsArtGallery posted:lmfao you had me until wildcats. it's just "kayuts" Sharing your well-wishes with my family, a quick note on my recovery: the attending doctor has been replaced by big paulie from the sopranos. he makes fun of my catheter while leaning on my fragile sternum, ignoring the developing sepsis which caused my liver to fail. DMCrimson has issued a correction as of 03:21 on Nov 12, 2017 |
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Best Giraffe posted:how the gently caress can ppl cpomplain about celebrating the insanely brutal beatdown of senator rand "paper skin" paul in C-SPAM 
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Comrayn posted:I never said people I disagree with should be assaulted however it’s very funny when it happens
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The Glumslinger posted:https://twitter.com/edatpost/status/930206902822297601 Imagine you had Rand Paul as a neighbor for a number of years, and then think what levels of personal violence that could drive you to.
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