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FeyerbrandX
Oct 9, 2012

I just want to tell you how I'm feeling.
Got to make you understand.

This is magnificent.

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bman in 2288
Apr 21, 2010

FeyerbrandX posted:

This is magnificent.

Not an emptyquote.

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER

ChorpSaway posted:

That Mario Party map was the most hype poo poo I've ever seen.

Same. I dunno how that was for you guys, but I thought it really looks legit fun.

Night10194
Feb 13, 2012

We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

The barnacle is, in fact, a weapon in Opposing Force. You use it to grappling hook around and also eat headcrabs.

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe
It's nice to see a perfectly normal LP of Mario Party.

Scalding Coffee
Jun 26, 2006

You're already dead

Night10194 posted:

The barnacle is, in fact, a weapon in Opposing Force. You use it to grappling hook around and also eat headcrabs.
I think you can grapple each other and spin around like a sloshing hurricane.

Roobanguy
May 31, 2011

Scalding Coffee posted:

I think you can grapple each other and spin around like a sloshing hurricane.

yeah, you can get some serious air if you grapple at just the right times.

someone awful.
Sep 7, 2007


The crab fishing game is one of those bullshit Mario Party games where you just get points per thing you do and ~everyone's a winner!~

:negative: if I'd known this existed in high school I'm positive I would have played it, like, a lot.

Scalding Coffee
Jun 26, 2006

You're already dead
The game gets more fun the more people there are.
From what I remember, there is one map that is broken and that was a year ago. It was a spaceship map where you start on a little ship and head towards the station and spend a few maps wandering around until something breaks. It could be Darkstar One.

Lunethex
Feb 4, 2013

Me llamo Sarah Brandolino, the eighth Castilian of this magnificent marriage.

Scalding Coffee posted:

The game gets more fun the more people there are.
From what I remember, there is one map that is broken and that was a year ago. It was a spaceship map where you start on a little ship and head towards the station and spend a few maps wandering around until something breaks. It could be Darkstar One.

So that map and the actual Darkstar One have a lot in common then.

Roobanguy
May 31, 2011

garghnt4 or bust.

ishikabibble
Jan 21, 2012

The Mario Party map was released in 2017

It's such a perfectly dumb idea that it would be totally fitting to be a map from the heyday of Sven Coop, but it was released this year :psyduck:

Kuvo
Oct 27, 2008

Blame it on the misfortune of your bark!
Fun Shoe
today i installed some software i havent used in over a decade

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-hNmgTHtdI

Edmond Dantes
Sep 12, 2007

Reactor: Online
Sensors: Online
Weapons: Online

ALL SYSTEMS NOMINAL

Kuvo posted:

today i installed some software i havent used in over a decade

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-hNmgTHtdI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JUCfX1P1ik

Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.
This is absolute garbage

I love it

Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry
Well, that was a promising start. This is going to get ridiculous.

Aces High
Mar 26, 2010

Nah! A little chocolate will do




I am very confused, what exactly IS Sven Co-op?

Kaubocks
Apr 13, 2011

Aces High posted:

I am very confused, what exactly IS Sven Co-op?

Lunethex
Feb 4, 2013

Me llamo Sarah Brandolino, the eighth Castilian of this magnificent marriage.
please don't profane resident evil

Dr.Smasher
Nov 27, 2002

Cyberpunk 1987
So... can you mod in the Nukamingo 4000 or whatever from the Saints Row 2 LP?

Thesaya
May 17, 2011

I am a Plant.
I had no idea how much I'd missed hearing Panzer repeatedly reassuring that everything is fine while the world burns.

Kaubocks
Apr 13, 2011

Lunethex posted:

please don't profane resident evil

i want to be clear that i have nothing but the utmost respect for the maps we play and the people who create them

they're all good

Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.

Kaubocks posted:

i want to be clear that i have nothing but the utmost respect for the maps we play and the people who create them

they're all good

isn't it panzer's job to lie constantly and humorously

Sywert of Thieves
Nov 7, 2005

The pirate code is really more of a guideline, than actual rules.

I want to know if you have an inside guy like Idol Ninja who can hack poo poo up and dial the stupid up to eleven like last time. :allears:

bman in 2288
Apr 21, 2010

Merijn posted:

I want to know if you have an inside guy like Idol Ninja who can hack poo poo up and dial the stupid up to eleven like last time. :allears:

Who knows? Maybe IdolNinja made a Sven Coop map.

Kaubocks
Apr 13, 2011

This Thanksgiving, instead of spending all that time preparing a turkey why don't you just order a pizza instead? Today Panzer and I investigate why that might not be such a great idea:

Edmond Dantes
Sep 12, 2007

Reactor: Online
Sensors: Online
Weapons: Online

ALL SYSTEMS NOMINAL
This year I'm thankful for this garbage.

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe
Nice to see a perfectly normal LP of... uh, Japanese pizza wage slave simulator?

bman in 2288
Apr 21, 2010

Cerebral Bore posted:

Nice to see a perfectly normal LP of... uh, Japanese pizza wage slave simulator?

I've got to say, Japanese pizza is super hardcore.

HenryEx
Mar 25, 2009

...your cybernetic implants, the only beauty in that meat you call "a body"...
Grimey Drawer
The Quest for Pizza must continue

but maybe with, like, 5x damage cheats

Kaubocks
Apr 13, 2011

oh we're not done with pizza

we are definitely not done with pizza

bman in 2288
Apr 21, 2010
That's okay, because I love pizza.

Deep Dish Fuckfest
Sep 6, 2006

Advanced
Computer Touching


Toilet Rascal
No, pizza is love.

Scalding Coffee
Jun 26, 2006

You're already dead
I played enough Sven to know about the anthrax cloud in the cheese storage.
Did you find the command that saves your position and teleports you there?

Scalding Coffee fucked around with this message at 02:56 on Nov 24, 2017

Roobanguy
May 31, 2011

jesus, svencoop got some crazy maps in the past 2 years.

Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry
Pizza force, go!

FPS pizza adventures feels a lot like a kid's cartoon concept, if not for the dying.

McDragon
Sep 11, 2007

I liked the bits in the cheese jpegs storage where Panzer is narrating her solo adventures. I hope you can get that big pink cat his pizza.

Scalding Coffee
Jun 26, 2006

You're already dead
If this is your personal server, why not have levels so you can go through maps that murder groups?

Oblivion4568238
Oct 10, 2012

The Inquisition.
What a show.
The Inquisition.
Here. We. Go.
College Slice
There were boxes being held up by a board, you should have destroyed the board and then the boxes would drop and you could jump across.

I am enjoying the pizza!

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Zeratanis
Jun 16, 2009

That's kind of a weird thought isn't it?
There's nothing quite funnier than watching someone just pop like a zit from a trap. Added comedy if you crank the gib count via console commands.

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