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3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

I hope both teams lose tie.

fixed for you

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Dr. Cuddles
Jul 18, 2010
lol

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Peterson's hand strength only really shines when he's holding a switch.

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
Yay fumble!

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Dang

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it
Amazon get your shot together....

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
No PI wtf

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
That's on Russ, if he puts that at the back of the end zone it's an easy TD.

DR AIDS
Nov 4, 2008

No shits will be given
Absolutely PI

Manoueverable
Oct 23, 2010

Dubs Loves Wubs
Russell god dammit hit him in stride for once ffs

gently caress off Ifedi

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

My wife just got home from work and keeps farting so noxiously that I thought one of the boys poo poo on the carpet. I can't even sit in the living room to watch football

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -
why are you throwing a flat bullet like that to Jimmy Graham?

Dendrite
Jun 17, 2005
Surprisingly uninteresting.

No Butt Stuff posted:

My wife just got home from work and keeps farting so noxiously that I thought one of the boys poo poo on the carpet. I can't even sit in the living room to watch football

Name checks out

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.
Drew Stanton starting at the 3 yard line oh hell yeah who's ready for this sustained drive

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.
6 plays, -5 yards of total offense.

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -

Dendrite posted:

Name checks out

clearly this is just her way of telling him she DOES want The Butt Stuff

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Remember when Jimmy Graham had a purpose?

Dr. Cuddles
Jul 18, 2010
always root for a safety

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

No Butt Stuff posted:

My wife just got home from work and keeps farting so noxiously that I thought one of the boys poo poo on the carpet. I can't even sit in the living room to watch football

A friend just texted me he wants to die as his wife ordered urchin sushi from a street vendor in small town Wisconsin and it ended like you'd expect Midwest sushi would end.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Papa Johns dropping their prices drastically after his whining about the NFL blew up in his face.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
I'm surprised that Papa John's commercial didn't have a giant flashing "SEE, NO NAZIS HERE" banner.

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

How drastic we talking

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
^^--10 bucks for a pan or specialty pizza, I think their regular prices are like 20 bucks for those? I don't know, I haven't had papa johns in forever.

Its Rinaldo posted:

A friend just texted me he wants to die as his wife ordered urchin sushi from a street vendor in small town Wisconsin and it ended like you'd expect Midwest sushi would end.

There are decentish sushi places in the midwest, I have no idea how you'd ever trust a midwestern street vendor with sushi though.

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

I eat Midwest grocery store sushi.

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

No Butt Stuff posted:

My wife just got home from work and keeps farting so noxiously that I thought one of the boys poo poo on the carpet. I can't even sit in the living room to watch football

Dude I think SV's wife is still available

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

Also I will totally eat nazis pizza if it's cheap enough

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
Let Drew Funsling

EvilBlackRailgun
Jan 28, 2007


Go tie!

Also ow my eyes

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

ap's eyeball killed someone

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Adrian Peterson is going to run 40 times for 78 yards.

Pakistani Brad Pitt
Nov 28, 2004

Not as taciturn, but still terribly powerful...



These jerseys are hideous.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Freeney is still in the league? :stare:

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

No Butt Stuff posted:

I eat Midwest grocery store sushi.

I make and eat sushi after I go to the harbor and pick out the victim and watch it die

e: Although I also eat grocery store sushi all the time. It feels better than a salad or burger sometimes

No Butt Stuff posted:

Also I will totally eat nazis pizza if it's cheap enough

Nazi pizza crust is undesireable

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Quiet Feet posted:

Freeney is still in the league? :stare:

And somehow not on the Cardinals' retirement home roster

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
Bradley MacDougald owns.

CowboyKid
May 29, 2008
Thats a "Please dont review " Face

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
I can't believe Dwight Freeney is still on an NFL roster.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
That don't look good

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.
well this game isn't going to be good

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Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -
these dumb rear end tennis ball green jerseys are growing on me



also rip that man's knee :ohdear:

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