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thread title says it all. we're gonna have a greg next year. |
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Nov 10, 2017 05:38
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Gregnancy is actually just the two names my parents thought up because they didn't want to know my sex till I was born |
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Nov 10, 2017 05:50
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"Oh my, he's quite gregarious." "I dont get it is his name greg" |
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Nov 10, 2017 05:55
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Nov 10, 2017 06:21
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lol
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Nov 10, 2017 06:24
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Which group of dudes is the dad?
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Nov 10, 2017 06:29
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504 posted:Which group of dudes is the dad? greg
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Nov 10, 2017 06:53
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Make sure you welcome him into the world with some Gregorian chanting. This also works if his name is Ian. |
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Nov 10, 2017 17:01
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Yob |
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Nov 10, 2017 17:30
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google THIS posted:Make sure you welcome him into the world with some Gregorian chanting. This also works if his name is Ian. |
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Nov 10, 2017 17:56
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google THIS posted:Make sure you welcome him into the world with some Gregorian chanting. This also works if his name is Ian. |
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Nov 10, 2017 18:13
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google THIS posted:Make sure you welcome him into the world with some Gregorian chanting. This also works if his name is Ian. |
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Nov 10, 2017 20:23
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google THIS posted:Make sure you welcome him into the world with some Gregorian chanting. This also works if his name is Ian. It also works if you're very indecisive, and decided to name him Greg or Ian.
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Nov 11, 2017 00:47
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Is his name going to be Greg Darkman Fanpage? Or just Greg Fanpage? Will you allow your greggy baby to go by "Gregfan", if he reallys want to? ---------------- |
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Nov 11, 2017 00:58
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google THIS posted:Make sure you welcome him into the world with some Gregorian chanting. This also works if his name is Ian. |
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Nov 11, 2017 01:06
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If his name is Ian (many parents change their minds at the last minute after all, that's why I'm not called Galadriel) please don't call his future brother Killian. They will fight often enough as it is. Or else make the traditional family christening present an edged weapon.
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Nov 11, 2017 11:12
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Okay, I was googling images for 'gregnant' so I could illustrate what that means in the UK and this came up and it's amazing. Every picture. https://www.wikihow.com/Care-for-a-Pregnant-Guinea-Pig  Is this your girlfriend?
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Nov 11, 2017 11:22
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He will be born without love, but he will also be born without hate. He will be a Greg, and live a Greg's life. ---------------- |
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Nov 11, 2017 22:24
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*Maury* You are...Nacho Greg's father!
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Nov 12, 2017 04:03
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Looks like he'll never be the greg of a major corporation |
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Nov 12, 2017 10:28
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This is a disaster |
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Nov 12, 2017 13:46
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congregulations on your gregnancy; i hope for many pictures of your little nacho greg
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Nov 13, 2017 00:56
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Ultra Spoot posted:Looks like he'll never be the greg of a major corporation Probably not, but he can still play average baseball and manager a Firestone. Aim kind of low, and you will never be disappointed in life! ---------------- |
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Nov 13, 2017 06:49
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Congrats, on getting your Greg!
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Nov 13, 2017 10:18
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Gregs can happen when you arent on a Gregcontrol plan.
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Nov 13, 2017 11:42
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Twins are rare, triplets and quadruplets are rarer. Rarest of all is having Greglets.
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Nov 13, 2017 12:11
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Grabortion is murder.
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Nov 17, 2017 19:28
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Just give him up for gradoption instead. There are plenty of people who can't get gregnant who would be overjoyed to find a little Greg at the grorphanage.
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Nov 17, 2017 19:30
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Craignant |
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Nov 17, 2017 22:56
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okay so i need to double check this; murdering a greg is fine so long as i repent, right? |
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Nov 17, 2017 23:36
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Nosfereefer posted:okay so i need to double check this; murdering a greg is fine so long as i repent, right? gregpent |
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Nov 18, 2017 00:06
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confess to your transgregsions and you will be forgregen it's called gregconciliation |
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Nov 18, 2017 00:09
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The pointy ears. The mocking arch of the eyebrow. The spread of the fingers, with the tell-tale pinky-ring finger and index/middle finger split. The kid's mom was Spock'd up.
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Nov 18, 2017 01:03
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She was showing. Her co-worker Marge noticed, and commented on it. "Is your child kicking?" Marge asked, skipping the formalities of "are you pregnant, Joan?". Joan replied, "no- that's just recoil. He does that sometimes, feels like a .38, just like his dad!" "You don't mean..." Joan started, unable to complete the conjecture. Marge quickly replied, with a certain mirth to her words, "Yes, that's right. He's a real son-of-a-gun!" https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Nov 18, 2017 01:08
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One day, the gregs dream of coming together in singularity, forming the gregopolis, a literal gregtopia.
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Nov 18, 2017 11:29
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The one greg.
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Nov 18, 2017 21:22
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hockey jockey posted:Okay, I was googling images for 'gregnant' so I could illustrate what that means in the UK and this came up and it's amazing. Every picture. Remove any boars. If you have multiple sows, remove the boar immediately to prevent others from becoming gregnant as well. If this is the only sow you own, the boar must be removed before the sow reaches 50 days in her gregnancy. The boar must be removed by 50 days as he may continue to mount her which can be stressful or painful in later gregnancy, and she could become gregnant again as early as two hours after the birth.
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Nov 18, 2017 23:49
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You know what the other kids are going to call your Greg, right OP? Yeah, "Greg the Egg" or "Eggy Greggy". And it'll make him mad, and it'll make him walk through life with both of his fists clenched tight in a denim jacket, a soldier walking tall through a tough battlefield, shrugging off the slings and barbs and wet toilet paper wads. And he'll make it one day, and then they will all realize that the yolk's been on them all along. ---------------- |
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Nov 19, 2017 07:24
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City of Glompton posted:*Maury* You are...Nacho Greg's father! |
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Nov 21, 2017 06:56
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tao of lmao posted:Craignant whoa |
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Nov 21, 2017 06:56
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