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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > got my girlfriend gregnant
 
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Jolo

ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it

 "So that's our news, she's gregnant! We're excited to welcome our little bundle of Greg into the world!"

Your buddy Greg *nervously tugs at his collar*: "heh, uhh, you're sure she's gregnant? Umm, well, the science is still out on that and it's possible for a non-Greg to get a woman gregnant."


~~~ byob summer 2020 ~~~ sig responsibly ~~~ i hope you enjoy my sig ~~~ please dont kangaroo jack what you cant kangaroo give back. ~~~
* # ¿ Nov 21, 2017 17:09
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Jolo

ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it

 an egregious omission

* # ¿ Dec 12, 2017 19:14
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Jolo

ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it

 Special police squads - BLADE JUGGLER UNITS - had orders to shoot to kill, upon detection, any trespassing Greglicant.


This was not called execution.










It was called degregulation.

* # ¿ Dec 12, 2017 19:35
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Jolo

ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it

 Greg: "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of--"

LOLLL SHADDUP GREG YOU HAVENT SEEN poo poo EXCEPT THE CHOCOLATE FOUNTAIN AT THE GOLDEN CORRAL

* # ¿ Dec 13, 2017 03:22
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Jolo

ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it

 Women who have an orgasm during intercourse from G-spot stimulation are much more likely to have a Greg. Get it? The G-Spot? Every wonder why it's called the G-Spot? It's named for German gynecologist Ernst Grafenberg. Father of 7 children, Greg, Greg II, Large Greg, Small Greg, Gregular Greg, and Ernst Jr.


~~~ byob summer 2020 ~~~ sig responsibly ~~~ i hope you enjoy my sig ~~~ please dont kangaroo jack what you cant kangaroo give back. ~~~
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 21:45
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Jolo

ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it

 I've also heard that there are certain lovemaking techniques to increase your odds of having a Dolores, Mulva, or Aretha, but I'm not familiar with them. My son goes by Mitch, but his full name is Mitchionary.


~~~ byob summer 2020 ~~~ sig responsibly ~~~ i hope you enjoy my sig ~~~ please dont kangaroo jack what you cant kangaroo give back. ~~~
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