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 How do I enter? Give me all of your personal information (link removed). You'll need a google account. Make a burner and specify in the notes if you have weird delivery instructions or want to use a pseudonym. Your Satan will eventually receive this information; it goes without saying that the paranoid among you should sit this one out.  After you register, post a silly christmas gif in this thread to announce your participation. This step is required. I don't want to make a google account or fill out your form -- I want to PM you instead. Ok, try it. It might work. I don't have PM's  I'm a lurker can I participate? No. Don't even try. If you think you might be a lurker, you are one. Just kidding! If in doubt, register and post in the thread -- if you're ostracized by the masses, I promise a painless & swift ban. What's the limit? Do not plan on receiving a gift worth more than $30 USD. You are free to go over that -- by the nature of the secret satan system, there will be variance in values of what you give and receive. Truly, it's the thought that counts. Last year we had some impressively creepy and well-planned gifts; I hope the proud recipients will post those here for inspiration. What is the minimum quality/effort of gifting? Avoid repeating last years' greatest hits. If you think a $20 tchochke from Sharper Image with dicks drawn all over it is hilarious, please rethink your strategy. Check out your giftee's post history: what are they interested in? What do they want, or think is absolutely cool and love posting about? Also! What is cool and unique about you and your town or locale? Some staple gift ideas: -Snacks unique to your hood -Liquor -Books -1,500 ladybugs What about overseas goons? APO/FPO no problemo. Foreigners... it depends. If you're willing to ship overseas please specify in the notes. I want to withdraw! Ok. Post here or PM me. I have wacky travel dates, or I'm moving during the gift window, or something else zany! Ok, be specific in your comments on the form and we'll figure it out. Important Dates! Registration CLOSED! Deadline*: 12/31 *I will file bans on 12/31 for SS participants who: -Flake entirely on sending their gift or posting what they received (yes, this is also a requirement for the spirit of secret satan) -Can't prove that they attempted to send their gift, provide a tracking number, receipt, or some exceedingly compelling reason for their failure to follow through Zeris fucked around with this message at 04:49 on Nov 28, 2017 |
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Can someone please send me the Donald Trump piss tape
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if we want to go for post-ironic gifts i could just poo poo in a box and leave a $20 in there
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I LICK APE PUSSY posted:if we want to go for post-ironic gifts i could just poo poo in a box and leave a $20 in there Has a certain elegance to it
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Nov 10, 2017 17:56
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 I'm going berserk, loving balls to the wall this year watch out Woof Blitzer fucked around with this message at 18:12 on Nov 10, 2017 |
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Nov 10, 2017 18:04
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 I’m bad at gif. Looking forward to a second year of silliness.
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Nov 10, 2017 18:20
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I hope I get someone in the navy this year.
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Nov 10, 2017 18:42
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I’m gonna have a really hard time not sending someone crab related stuff.
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Nov 10, 2017 18:50
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I’m sending aids
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Nov 10, 2017 19:42
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I LOVE COCK SALAD posted:I’m sending aids ... hearing aids? 
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LingcodKilla posted:I’m gonna have a really hard time not sending someone crab related stuff. I think your recipient will be sad and hurt if you don't send something crab related. As opposed to the recipients who will be sad and hurt by the inevitable toxic and/or booby trapped "gifts." FYI future Satan I wear size medium, in case there's a t-shirt in the works. This really is the best time of year. Edit: and now that I got my gmail burner working, here's my thematically appropriate gif: 
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Nov 10, 2017 22:21
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It's the most wonderful time of the year!
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Nov 10, 2017 22:43
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My santee will appreciate this year's gift. It's better than a 40 of malt liquor, if a bit smaller by several millimeters. It might make their life flash before their eyes if unwrapped incorrectly, but they would go out with a bang at least.
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Nov 11, 2017 00:27
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Dead Reckoning posted:... hearing aids? erectile aids 
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Woof Blitzer posted:My santee will appreciate this year's gift. It's better than a 40 of malt liquor, if a bit smaller by several millimeters. It might make their life flash before their eyes if unwrapped incorrectly, but they would go out with a bang at least. PSA: Teflon Don will absolutely mail a grenade. Just make sure it gets to the right address this time, yeah?
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Arc Light posted:PSA: Teflon Don will absolutely mail a grenade. You shouldn't mail Mickey's malt liquor.
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PSA: please do not mail me a grenade because I am in CA and don't want to look up the laws
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I LOVE COCK SALAD posted:I’m sending aids I sent plushy STI’s last year 
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No alcohol please And can I request a special dispensation to receive my Satan's details early as I'm sending from an island paradise via canoe
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I missed last year because I was in Kuwait. I'm definitely loving participating this year. Going to have to outdo the Suck My Dick from the Back T shirt I sent AKpro. e 
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McNally posted:You can send me all the alcohol you would have sent these guys. 
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Damnit shim, just pack up the wife and move west. You could get a pretty nice place here for the money you'd get from selling that 70s mansion. (Still mad jealous of the marble entry)
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Most of the west is garbage, though.
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It is, but most cities in Colorado are leaps and bounds ahead of Memphis.
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Picturing shim in a marble castle.
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CRUSTY MINGE posted:Damnit shim, just pack up the wife and move west. You could get a pretty nice place here for the money you'd get from selling that 70s mansion. I’m way too attached to my family to ever move away from them again. Memphis ain’t perfect but with all my important family living there makes it a good place for me. Also the wife just left bed side nursing for an administrative job and she’s not keen on going back to bed side. Which she’d have to do if we moved since she’d have no chance of hiring into management from the outside without a ton of management experience.
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