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Unsurprisingly the promo material doesn't really reflect the delivered quality
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Jan 1, 2018 00:46
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WHEN AMERICA IS GREAT, I'M GREAT THANK YOU TRUMPY BEAR
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My recipient has to wait about a week; it only went out yesterday. It took a lot more sanding than expected, and I had to clean up a reaction between different types of paint because I wasn't really paying attention to what I was using. Open the proper end of the box. Also, oddly glad to see the bear thing was real.
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Jan 1, 2018 03:06
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Nice and hot piss posted:Arc Lightning: 2018 starting strong.
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Jan 1, 2018 21:47
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Holy poo poo that bear!
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Jan 1, 2018 23:12
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I received one final gift from EM, the gift of masculinity
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Jan 2, 2018 02:37
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Color: Lieutenant Brown
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Deathy, your package should show up today. It looks like UPS goofed and didn't get it moving until late last week.
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Hmm. USPS is telling me there's a problem with the address. I'll look into it.
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lmao thanks for the giftbox and also sorry for the late post ive been out of town this is the first thing I did I just walked in my house you SOBs if imgur isnt cool lmk https://imgur.com/a/xL5FZ        and  *whoops I hosed this post up sorry guys.
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Zeris, why the gently caress does this box smell like fish?
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Jan 3, 2018 02:03
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uhhhhhh, so i guess a flashbang beats a CS grenade?
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Dead Reckoning posted:Zeris, why the gently caress does this box smell like fish? You may want to lay a tarp down
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Slavic Crime Yacht posted:uhhhhhh, so i guess a flashbang beats a CS grenade? Too bad he'll never have the launcher to set it off. Or maybe The Rat will finally drop the  and buy a launcher.
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Jan 3, 2018 02:21
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Is that a 37 or 40 mm? Cause I’ll mail you either one if you promise to shoot it into your own face (and then mail me back the launcher)
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Jan 3, 2018 02:22
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I stand corrected.
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ONE oval office WOLF PACK posted:Is that a 37 or 40 mm? 40mm most likely. I’ve never even heard of a 37mm round. 30mm yes. I did ammo for 4 years but that was a long time ago. So I might be rusty.
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Jan 3, 2018 03:12
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Jan 3, 2018 03:21
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 The bar is raised, yet again. Goddamn.
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Jan 3, 2018 03:46
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I think it’s chalk. No idea about the primer.
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Zeris posted:You may want to lay a tarp down The spirit of GiPmas visited, and apparently I've been a very naughty shitposter this year. This thing seriously looks like an H. R. Giger penis alien is about to bust out of it. It also smells like fish, and there is some sort of debris on the inside of the tape.  On top was fake news written by pinko communists from the sad, failing print media.  and underneath that... well, underneath that was a decaying, chitinous mass. And yard waste.  I didn't pull all of that stuff out to get a good look, but there were at least  Seriously, I know the Post Office doesn't specifically mention dead marine invertebrates when they ask if your package contains anything fragile, liquid, perishable, or hazardous, but I sincerely hope they charged you more for this. Anyway, mixed in with the filth was a lovely pin for my blazer  A print of the patent for the slide stop on the Beretta Model 90, which, in addition to showing a flagrant disdain for the price of printer ink, will add a nice "opening credits of The Punisher" vibe to my otherwise drab bunker walls (but probably not my apartment: even as GiP's resident NRA stooge, I occasionally like to have people over for fun times not involving mercury fulminate and cordite.)  And last but not least, a Very Important Book of Presidential Art and Thought from our third best President  Thanks for the Republican starter kit, Zeris! Happy new year!
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So I'm way late on posting this. Arc Light got me the second part of my gift. The first was a police ticket citing me for poo poo posting, and I'm pretty certain asking for sexual favors. Leaving this off the picture since it has my address on it, but let it be noted it's sitting on my computer desk forever reminding me nothing but quality post-ahhaha gently caress that SMDFTB warriors. The second gift... .Is a shirt, that I am supposed to wear out in public.  I don't think I honestly have the balls to wear it, but I'll be in Portland in the coming few weeks, maybe if I get drunk enough this will be an undershirt...
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Jan 3, 2018 07:02
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Shirt is funny as gently caress.
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Jan 3, 2018 07:39
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I would sooner wear my hentai shirt in public than wear that in public
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Jan 3, 2018 07:41
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What are you afraid of getting shot or something?
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Soulex posted:I think it’s chalk. No idea about the primer. I have some bad news
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Woof Blitzer posted:I have some bad news The primer is charged!?
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Woof Blitzer posted:
This is one of my favorite secret santa presents ever.
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BigDave posted:
i havent even had a chance to gently caress around with the gift box it was funny as hell now imagine my mother opening it I think she thought ISIS was trying to kill me and I had to explain to her this site and how you guys are and ya know
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Soulex posted:The primer is charged!?
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Jan 3, 2018 18:07
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Soulex posted:The primer is charged!? Duh, excess stock from a distributor
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Dead Reckoning posted:The spirit of GiPmas visited, and apparently I've been a very naughty shitposter this year. Sorry bout the fish smell, I thought those crabs were totally desiccated.
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Jan 3, 2018 19:45
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Seriously love the GWB portrait book. Going to make a great conversation piece.
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I didn't know GWB was aware of Sgt Chowdown.
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Oh poo poo I shot out for lunch and there was a stack of boxes waiting for me  Shirt owns. Face on right is Trump? Not sure about on the left Thanks Deathy!!
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