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Slavic Crime Yacht posted:Oh poo poo I shot out for lunch and there was a stack of boxes waiting for me Good https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMicIH6mcWI
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They’re yarinaika faces
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Jan 4, 2018 01:58
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I painted those
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They're on the back of my bedroom door as we speak, and I'm wearing the shirt. Thanks, man.
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Jan 4, 2018 03:54
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  Thanks goon!
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Jan 4, 2018 18:58
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Hey, Deathy, did you get your gift? 
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I’m legit upset that everyone else sent their gimmick name packages just fine and mine is having issues >
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its curtains for Kevin posted:I’m legit upset that everyone else sent their gimmick name packages just fine and mine is having issues > The trick is to make it look serious-ish. Like, I got Nice and hot piss. Who used to be Murderbot. So I addressed my package to Mr. M. Bot. Looks normal enough not to raise red flags at the post office.
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Naked Bear posted:Hey, Deathy, did you get your gift?  Oh god. This is a bomb/feces/spiders, isn't it?  What kind of motherfucker shames this good boy?  Oh, it's Satan. Nevermind. Anyway, let's explore the goodies:  Jerky: drat GOOD!  Beer: CONSUMED!!  gently caress, this is hentai isn't it?  YOU BET IT IS Books + Hentai: JACKED Edit: What the gently caress happened to the [img] tag? Time Crisis Actor fucked around with this message at 20:56 on Jan 7, 2018 |
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(Use the imgur share linkes to get the bbcode tags that are the actual picture)
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Ok, if you haven't received a gift yet, it's time to snitch.
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Jan 7, 2018 22:31
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Me and cartaret are working on it. The Post ate it for some reason.
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Lingcodkilla yours supposedly arrives tomorrow via UPS. Amazon has thoroughly hosed up your secret santa gift.
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No worries!
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its curtains for Kevin posted:Me and cartaret are working on it. The Post ate it for some reason. Confirmed, he's been in touch. Don't close until I post pics!
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Jan 8, 2018 01:55
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Mr. Nice, I haven't seen your gift yet, but I didn't check my PO box yesterday either.
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Dead Reckoning posted:Mr. Nice, I haven't seen your gift yet, but I didn't check my PO box yesterday either. It's in your PO box according to tracking. Says "Delivered by local Post Office."
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Speaking of, I got a response from usps saying they were looking into my case. Glad to finally get that 24 hour response a week later
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Jan 8, 2018 18:02
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 My only holiday shirt now. Life is good.
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Jan 9, 2018 02:47
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LingcodKilla posted:
the last thing crabs see before they die.
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Glad it finally arrived, sorry for the delay.
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LingcodKilla posted:
Dude, you've got to wear that when you go crabbing.
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Of course. Sadly my local crab season is 6 months away
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That's a good crabby sweater.
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gently caress, shim won
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Holy poo poo, that sweater owns.
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Sweater is great. Mr. Nice! posted:It's in your PO box according to tracking. Says "Delivered by local Post Office." Cool, I'll grab it tomorrow.
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Santa Claws!
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It is the gift that keeps on giving.
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Dear loving god but why can't these people deal with a loving millimeter of ice? And be even worse at it at the end of the day after it's all melted. Who could have known that getting a job where you get to be a lazy, unfireable moron meant having to deal with so many lazy, unfireable morons? I need a goddamn drink.  Ahh, htats' Bettter  Time to check the mail for mysterious packages. Looks like the cops were sloppy and didn't confiscate this one before I got home. So, who the gently caress is Mr. Oleo?  Strange box. I guess I can open it from here.  Oh, wait.  I suppose I should do this the right way up.  Wait. Some GiP goon packed this. Better practice ORM.  That's totally understandable about the condoms. The post office asked me to stop mail ordering mine. The packages wouldn't fit in the trucks.  I'm qualified to post in the drunk thread now. Maybe I should post in the dating thread too. Everyone's been complaining about the changes OKCupid made, but there's been hardly a word about how Backpage made their site harder to use in the last couple of months. So, let's check out the loot!  Hmph. Commie syrup whisky. Well, I'll open up that bag. That's no liquor bottle!  ***I have never seen a more gorgeous work of art in my entire life.*** There is no finer list of accomplishments by any hero of any age.  Godholio, I am touched. I could not receive a finer, more thoughtful gift than this. I should have opened up this last. This last package must be an anticlimax after this. But let's see.  Words to live by.  Words of wisdom. And what's the last bit look like?   Sgt. Chowdown has entered the ring! I'm breaking this in right!  I'm doing my best to live up to the example of a Real American Hero!  Suck it bitches! I won Secret Satan
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DELIVERED AT 4:37 PM Edit: goddamn you posted while I was checking the tracking Edit2: Helluva reveal, glad you like it 
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Jan 10, 2018 02:58
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God but do I ever want a Chowdown mug.
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:God but do I ever want a Chowdown mug. It is now my most treasured possession. When the goldshirts come and toss grenades through my door, I'll wrap my body around it to protect it from harm.
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:God but do I ever want a Chowdown mug.
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:God but do I ever want a Chowdown mug.
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Been some real quality gifts this year Hail Santa every body 🎅🏾
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Best combination of gift and santa reveal I've seen in a long time
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DR what do you think?
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 Charming. I'll wear it the next time I go clubbing south of Market.
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