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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Internet VFW > Secret Satan SS-2017
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Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


 Oh you got a Dunlap.

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CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Yeah, we grow spare tires. Fortunately, I'm 180 now.

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Ceiling fan
Dec 26, 2003

I really like ceilings.
Dead Man’s Band


I wear an L or XL condom. Also shirt size.

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Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer


I'm a size large(sometimes medium), and I like booze.

* # ? Nov 19, 2017 19:39
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Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
Jeez guys

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Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]
Y’all fat

* # ? Nov 20, 2017 03:21
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Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Woof Blitzer posted:

Y’all fat

I've worn XL since I was a 150 lb teenager because I was too tall for L.

But yeah, fat now.

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Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
Registration Closes on 11/27

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

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ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

 not doing it this year, not feeling it :( :(

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beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

ElMaligno posted:

not doing it this year, not feeling it :( :(

Bah humbug

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Arc Light
Sep 26, 2013



 El Mags is justifiably afraid of the anti-weeaboo stuff he'd probably receive.

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ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

ONE oval office WOLF PACK posted:

Bah humbug


Arc Light posted:

El Mags is justifiably afraid of the anti-weeaboo stuff he'd probably receive.

I will share my Coquito recipe I wrote for a coworker with all you fucks instead

quote:

Heeeey there marine

Coquito (makes about 40oz)

Original
1 12oz Can of evaporated milk (Whole milk, low fat or fat free. Whole milk recommended)
1 14oz Can of condensed milk (Only one type available, will give you diabetes) About Half 13.5oz of coconut milk (I use Goya brand milk, also put the coconut bits innit) About Half 15 oz of coconut cream (I use Goya brand milk, also put the coconut bits innit)
1/4 teaspoon of cinnamon
1 teaspoon of vanilla
2 cups of white rum (Don Q if available, Bacardi if not, any other white rum if desperate)

Blend everything... in a blender. Chill for an hour. As in chill the coquito in the fridge. About 11.3 ABV.

Dark Chocolate:
Substitute cinnamon and vanilla for:
1 tablespoon of powder dark chocolate (I use Hershey special dark chocolate) Substitute 1 cup of rum for:
1 cup of Kahlua (or half a cup Kalua and 1.5 cups of white rum for a slightly stronger version)

About 8.5 ABV (9.5 ABV for the stronger one)

Non-alcoholic:
Substitute all alcohol with an extra can of evaporated milk.

Crayons instructions available upon request.

He is a former marine hence the crayons comment.

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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

 Gifts have been ordered :getin:

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Jaguars!
Jul 31, 2012

Note that your aquarium of centipede jizz or w/e has to get past nz customs.

tbh, I'd be happy just sending stuff unless someone really wants to ship overseas.

L or M shirt

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Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





 zeris pairing me and jaguars up is lazy as gently caress just so you know



also i have a great idea just need to find someone who does paintings on commission

where do you look for poo poo like that, etsy or something?

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boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
 I'm going dark on social media and the forums for the last few weeks of the semester. I don't have PMs but I'll still be on discord! I'll be back around the middle of December and I'll get my gift out then (or sooner if I get a name/address before).

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Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Slavic Crime Yacht posted:

zeris pairing me and jaguars up is lazy as gently caress just so you know



also i have a great idea just need to find someone who does paintings on commission

where do you look for poo poo like that, etsy or something?

Yeah Etsy is the best for nice things. Fiverr works for digital stuff.

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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

 I didn't go as far as custom stuff but my box does have a theme.

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beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
I've got a couple ideas but I always wait to see who I pull before buying anything...

Like idk How a nutria would do in New Zealand's climate or whatever so I may have to change that

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Arc Light
Sep 26, 2013

Zeris posted:

Yeah Etsy is the best for nice things. Fiverr works for digital stuff.

Fiverr is... really something.

I'd never heard of it until I read your comment, and it's amazing what people will do for :10bux:

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Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers

Zeris posted:

Yeah Etsy is the best for nice things. Fiverr works for digital stuff.

Cheers dude. Think I've found someone to make A wall-sized goatse a personalised Christmas card

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Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011
 I wear a medium.

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all apologies
May 13, 2008

woah
I wear a XL but im 6'4 so if XLT is a option hook a brotha up

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beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
I’m 6’3” but I only wear a large cause I’m like 2/3rd legs

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BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

I'll take any kind of whiskey or bourbon, dog toys, mil-surp junk, history books, etc.

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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

 Got about half of my stuff in the mail today. Just need an address. :getin:

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Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





 Yeah hook us up zeris I need to get mine underway

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Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
I need a recipient so I can start the creative process.

Until then, I wait.

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Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

 XL

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Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Just got my santee, now I need a gift idea :toot:

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Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
I'm sending out addresses now. Let me know what I've hosed up.

If you didn't provide a human name for your address, expect a package w/ your forums username.


edit: :siren: almost all have been sent via email. I had a few outlying questions, so if you didn't catch an email then check your PMs :siren:

Zeris fucked around with this message at 05:58 on Nov 28, 2017

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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

 no e-mail my droog it's ebbburner at the gmails please note the extra b for bbbq

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Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





 Target locked. Delivery in three weeks.

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Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
 Got it. Now for research.

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Nice and hot piss
Feb 1, 2004

 Got it, can't wait to get my penis bronzed so my SS can have something to "hang" over the mantle

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Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
 Here we gooo :getin:

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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



 poo poo i didnt sign up in time :smith:

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its curtains for Kevin
Nov 14, 2011

Fruit is proof that the gods exist and love us.

Just kidding!

Life is meaningless
I’m ready

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boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
 i just turned on emails from other users. please send it again.

thanks!

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