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Slavic Crime Yacht posted:Oh poo poo I shot out for lunch and there was a stack of boxes waiting for me Good https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMicIH6mcWI
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# ? May 18, 2024 18:45 |
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They’re yarinaika faces
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I painted those
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They're on the back of my bedroom door as we speak, and I'm wearing the shirt. Thanks, man.
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Hey, Deathy, did you get your gift? ![]()
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I’m legit upset that everyone else sent their gimmick name packages just fine and mine is having issues >![]()
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its curtains for Kevin posted:I’m legit upset that everyone else sent their gimmick name packages just fine and mine is having issues > The trick is to make it look serious-ish. Like, I got Nice and hot piss. Who used to be Murderbot. So I addressed my package to Mr. M. Bot. Looks normal enough not to raise red flags at the post office.
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Naked Bear posted:Hey, Deathy, did you get your gift? ![]() Oh god. This is a bomb/feces/spiders, isn't it? ![]() What kind of motherfucker shames this good boy? ![]() Oh, it's Satan. Nevermind. Anyway, let's explore the goodies: ![]() Jerky: drat GOOD! ![]() Beer: CONSUMED!! ![]() gently caress, this is hentai isn't it? ![]() YOU BET IT IS Books + Hentai: JACKED Edit: What the gently caress happened to the [img] tag? Time Crisis Actor fucked around with this message at 20:56 on Jan 7, 2018 |
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(Use the imgur share linkes to get the bbcode tags that are the actual picture)
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Ok, if you haven't received a gift yet, it's time to snitch.
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Me and cartaret are working on it. The Post ate it for some reason.
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Lingcodkilla yours supposedly arrives tomorrow via UPS. Amazon has thoroughly hosed up your secret santa gift.
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No worries!
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its curtains for Kevin posted:Me and cartaret are working on it. The Post ate it for some reason. Confirmed, he's been in touch. Don't close until I post pics!
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Mr. Nice, I haven't seen your gift yet, but I didn't check my PO box yesterday either.
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Dead Reckoning posted:Mr. Nice, I haven't seen your gift yet, but I didn't check my PO box yesterday either. It's in your PO box according to tracking. Says "Delivered by local Post Office."
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Speaking of, I got a response from usps saying they were looking into my case. Glad to finally get that 24 hour response a week later
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![]() My only holiday shirt now. Life is good.
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LingcodKilla posted:
the last thing crabs see before they die.
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Glad it finally arrived, sorry for the delay.
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LingcodKilla posted:
Dude, you've got to wear that when you go crabbing.
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Of course. Sadly my local crab season is 6 months away
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That's a good crabby sweater.
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gently caress, shim won
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Holy poo poo, that sweater owns.
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Sweater is great. Mr. Nice! posted:It's in your PO box according to tracking. Says "Delivered by local Post Office." Cool, I'll grab it tomorrow.
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Santa Claws!
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Lot of people got crabs for Christmas this year.
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It is the gift that keeps on giving.
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Dear loving god but why can't these people deal with a loving millimeter of ice? And be even worse at it at the end of the day after it's all melted. Who could have known that getting a job where you get to be a lazy, unfireable moron meant having to deal with so many lazy, unfireable morons? I need a goddamn drink. ![]() Ahh, htats' Bettter ![]() Time to check the mail for mysterious packages. Looks like the cops were sloppy and didn't confiscate this one before I got home. So, who the gently caress is Mr. Oleo? ![]() Strange box. I guess I can open it from here. ![]() Oh, wait. ![]() I suppose I should do this the right way up. ![]() Wait. Some GiP goon packed this. Better practice ORM. ![]() That's totally understandable about the condoms. The post office asked me to stop mail ordering mine. The packages wouldn't fit in the trucks. ![]() I'm qualified to post in the drunk thread now. Maybe I should post in the dating thread too. Everyone's been complaining about the changes OKCupid made, but there's been hardly a word about how Backpage made their site harder to use in the last couple of months. So, let's check out the loot! ![]() Hmph. Commie syrup whisky. Well, I'll open up that bag. That's no liquor bottle! ![]() ***I have never seen a more gorgeous work of art in my entire life.*** There is no finer list of accomplishments by any hero of any age. ![]() Godholio, I am touched. I could not receive a finer, more thoughtful gift than this. I should have opened up this last. This last package must be an anticlimax after this. But let's see. ![]() Words to live by. ![]() Words of wisdom. And what's the last bit look like? ![]() ![]() Sgt. Chowdown has entered the ring! I'm breaking this in right! ![]() I'm doing my best to live up to the example of a Real American Hero! ![]() Suck it bitches! I won Secret Satan
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DELIVERED AT 4:37 PM Edit: goddamn you posted while I was checking the tracking Edit2: Helluva reveal, glad you like it ![]() Godholio fucked around with this message at 03:02 on Jan 10, 2018 |
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God but do I ever want a Chowdown mug.
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:God but do I ever want a Chowdown mug. It is now my most treasured possession. When the goldshirts come and toss grenades through my door, I'll wrap my body around it to protect it from harm.
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:God but do I ever want a Chowdown mug.
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:God but do I ever want a Chowdown mug.
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Been some real quality gifts this year Hail Santa every body 🎅🏾
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Best combination of gift and santa reveal I've seen in a long time
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DR what do you think?
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# ? May 18, 2024 18:45 |
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![]() Charming. I'll wear it the next time I go clubbing south of Market.
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