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Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!

Putty posted:

Your Mission: How the gently caress did Dr. Eggman torturing Sonic for months? Did he taunt him with chill dogs? Did he read him erotic fanfiction? Draw a picture or write a little explanation for TEN WHOLE SONIC POINTS each!

He made Sonic look at goatse pictures 24/7, Clockwork Orange style, but they were all wrong: no rings.

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Doseku
Nov 9, 2009
I'm not even sure Sonic was actually tortured since when we do see him, he acts the way he always has and not a person who's been screwed with for six months and who's most likely been in solitary confinement for that long.

VolticSurge
Jul 23, 2013

Just your friendly neighborhood photobomb raptor.



They forced Sonic to play through Metal Gear Solid 4 in its entirety.

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

Doseku posted:

I'm not even sure Sonic was actually tortured since when we do see him, he acts the way he always has and not a person who's been screwed with for six months and who's most likely been in solitary confinement for that long.

that's why the torture thing feels so out of place. like why couldn't they just say he's been captured and being held prisoner? they didn't need to add in the fact that he was tortured in a children's game, especially when they don't even seem to be torturing him.

raisamike3
Oct 13, 2012
They made Sonic listen to the buzzing that was constantly going on during the Anniversary.

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

nine-gear crow posted:

PM me for the terrible thread title Putty originally wanted to use for this shitshow and I'll give you a complimentary goatse.

it was this btw



not appropriate sonic!!!

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


I guess we weren't ready

Digamma-F-Wau
Mar 22, 2016

It is curious and wants to accept all kinds of challenges
That's no-good

Scaramouche
Mar 26, 2001

SPACE FACE! SPACE FACE!


nine gear crow is my forums enemy but I thought this was really classy of them

Scaly Haylie
Dec 25, 2004

nine-gear crow posted:

I told Putty to name this thread "SatAM For lovely Millennials" and he said mean words to me :mad:

That's Sonic Underground.

Unreal_One
Aug 18, 2010

Now you know how I don't like to use the sit-down gun, but this morning we just don't have time for mucking about.

Wouldn't SatAM be the SatAM for millenials, though?

vvv Hurr, I reed gud

Unreal_One fucked around with this message at 08:16 on Nov 13, 2017

Digamma-F-Wau
Mar 22, 2016

It is curious and wants to accept all kinds of challenges

Unreal_One posted:

Wouldn't SatAM be the SatAM for millenials, though?

Mantis42 posted:

wasn't SatAM already SatAM for lovely millenials?

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Scaramouche posted:

nine gear crow is my forums enemy but I thought this was really classy of them

For you, the day nine-gear crow shitposted into your subforum was the most important day of your life. But for me? ...It was Tuesday.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Putty posted:

Your Mission: How the gently caress did Dr. Eggman torturing Sonic for months? Did he taunt him with chill dogs? Did he read him erotic fanfiction? Draw a picture or write a little explanation for TEN WHOLE SONIC POINTS each!

robotnik put sonic in a loop but the loop doesnt ever end so sonic had to run really fast for months and robotnik called him mean things while he ran

Quicksilver6
Mar 21, 2008



He said that Sonic could go free if he just beat this one game from the Mega Drive days.

...Unfortunately that game... Was BUBSY

David Corbett
Feb 6, 2008

Courage, my friends; 'tis not too late to build a better world.
He forced him to read this dead and gay forum in tyool 2017

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


David Corbett posted:

He forced him to read this dead and gay forum in tyool 2017

and the first thing he saw was

Putty posted:

it was this btw



not appropriate sonic!!!

Kith
Sep 17, 2009

You never learn anything
by doing it right.




Sonic was tortured by this guy repeatedly telling him to not have a cow

Andyzero
May 22, 2009

I used to spoil, I'm sorry.
Dr. Eggman forced Sonic to star in Sonic's Inflation Adventure.

Digamma-F-Wau
Mar 22, 2016

It is curious and wants to accept all kinds of challenges

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Choke chain and nipple clamps

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Does this game seriously have bad rats physics 2d sections?

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

I appreciate that it waits til the last possible second to take its ridiculousness to its maximum level. Ends with such a punch.

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

goatface posted:

Does this game seriously have bad rats physics 2d sections?
I didn't notice that on the Retro Sonic stage but gently caress, I hope not

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
We'll be back soon, but tell me for now how Sonic and friends celebrate Thanksgiving? Do they eat? A lot? Do they eat so much they

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


Do they eat turkeys? Isn't that against their moral code?

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Augus posted:

Do they eat turkeys? Isn't that against their moral code?

They eat humans, clearly. That's why Robotnik's the only human left on Mobius now.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Explains why he's so angry with them.

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Chili Dog Casserole

Also big the cat has...opinions about race and intelligence.

Onmi
Jul 12, 2013

If someone says it one more time I'm having Florina show up as a corpse. I'm not even kidding, I was pissed off with people doing that shit back in 2010, and I'm not dealing with it now in 2016.

Rigged Death Trap posted:

Chili Dog Casserole

Also big the cat has...opinions about race and intelligence.

Those opinions are, "Not Froggy, Not Important." Big the Cat doesn't give a gently caress, unless your name is Froggy.

Digamma-F-Wau
Mar 22, 2016

It is curious and wants to accept all kinds of challenges

Putty posted:

We'll be back soon, but tell me for now how Sonic and friends celebrate Thanksgiving? Do they eat? A lot? Do they eat so much they

It's like a frat party on mobius

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
A turkey with seven chili dogs shoved up into its cavity.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
But what do they eat?

Tenebrais
Sep 2, 2011

Gonzo the Turkey was a sympathiser to the regime. The Resistance "gave" their "thanks" by making him guest of honour at the dinner party. Such is the grim darkness of Sonic the Hedgehog.

Blueberry Pancakes
Aug 18, 2012

Jack in!! MegaMan, Execute!

Quicksilver6 posted:

He said that Sonic could go free if he just beat this one game from the Mega Drive days.

...Unfortunately that game... Was BUBSY

So this was Eggman's true torture method?

Blueberry Pancakes fucked around with this message at 18:04 on Nov 29, 2017

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS


02 - Gamer (Missions 6 - 10)

Sonic the Hedgehog escapes moon prison and faces off against the fearsome mystery foe Infinite!!! Also we learn some backstory about Tails.

Your mission briefing will come soon.

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013
Robotnik ain't got no time for Dr. Wily's kinky poo poo.

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

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Augus
Mar 9, 2015


Help me this game is too interactive I need some safety and security here!

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Tenebrais
Sep 2, 2011

That villain is the Sonic equivalent of xXx_D4rkS3phiroth1994_xXx

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