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FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Finger Prince posted:

No problem, here's some handy shitposts to get you started!
"God that was terrible"
"what the hell was that garbage?"
"Shula is trash"
"Cutler is trash"
"Dolphins are trash"
"Panthers are trash"


this checks out

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Barudak
May 7, 2007

Will someone please beat these Panthers???

Not you, obviously miami.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







and the little poo poo salutes

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

FizFashizzle posted:

and the little poo poo salutes

I read a comment recently that his talent was wasted on the Panthers

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World
Goal line carry raised his YPC average.

Pats got a better gimmicky white RB off the Bengals trash heap lol

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer

FizFashizzle posted:

I've lost my McCaffretar

FizFashizzle posted:

and the little poo poo salutes

Problem, meet solution.

Shiki Dan
Oct 27, 2010

If ya can move ya toes ya back's fine
I thought that footage of McCaffrey was from High School at first.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

I hate Jay Cutler. I'm going to murder him if he gets Landry hurt.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







what a hospital ball

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Jay Cutler playing like a man who is already cashing his check for dollar scratch offs in his mind? I never

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

the thing about jay cutler is he always seems so nonchalant that you might think he'd be the coolhheaded type to at least make good decisions and not just throw into coverage all the time but actually he's just a half retarded doofus and i miss my friend ryan

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Good drive

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer
Shovel pass seems like the right level of effort from Cutty.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

We'll stupidly give up points here IMO

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Ehud posted:

I hate Jay Cutler. I'm going to murder him if he gets Landry hurt.

I look forward to him lighting a cigarette on the field while he waits for the trainers to get somebodies broken body off the field so he can continue to not give a gently caress his way through another NFL season.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Will this game thread break 10 pages? About as likely as miami winning the super bowl

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

Ehud posted:

We'll stupidly give up points here IMO

it is written

Fifty Three
Oct 29, 2007

Audible "gently caress yeah" from the friend of the fan who received the TD ball, we're sportsing

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

That coverage was the first sentence.

A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006

The Suffering of the Succotash.

Barudak posted:

Will this game thread break 10 pages? About as likely as miami winning the super bowl

Something about the Dolphins inspires Cutlerian levels of effort.

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

I always forget Vernon butler was a first rounder. gently caress that draft was shallow.

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

lol at the drunk carolina woman who thinks that was a first down

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


https://twitter.com/SportsChannel8/status/930257859098669056

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

Ehud posted:

We'll stupidly give up points here IMO

Rogue0071
Dec 8, 2009

Grey Hunter's next target.

Lol Cutler

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

"Why are the Dolphins so conservative?!"

that's why

Cutler is rear end

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005








dont dox me

also luke kuechly is so loving good

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.
There's the Cutler we know.

Rogue0071
Dec 8, 2009

Grey Hunter's next target.

What an awful penalty to take.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

A.o.D. posted:

Something about the Dolphins inspires Cutlerian levels of effort.

I hate their stadium which has the unbelievable design flaw of every single seat including the boxes ones being terrible so this about what they deserve.

I still hear that goddamn touchdown song in my brain at night as I try to sleep

Acquilae
May 15, 2013

penalty on "the original offense, Miami"

lmao I love that

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







"The original offense," miami

Finger Prince
Jan 5, 2007


Those quilted camo jackets are awful. I don't even think Cam could make one work.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Just lose out

I'm tired of watching this dookie turd slowly circle the toilet

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







If Matt Moore gets put in he will get a standing ovation

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

so instead of having them stopped with 40 seconds left in the half you let them get a td and then get the ball again so they can come out and score another td. good job miami.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

I really don't understand how bears fans watched so many years of Cutler.

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

Ehud posted:

I really don't understand how bears fans watched so many years of Cutler.

he rules

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

cutler still has time to throw another int

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FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







better be a matt moore chant in the stadium for old times sake

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