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DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

"I know how you types are, kicking down my doors for fun! Well pack your things and get out!"

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DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

1234567890num posted:

I won't have cheesy 100% completionists breaking the flow of this story, Hyde! Pack your things and get out!

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

"That's it, Angel! Pack your things and get out!"

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

I'm stunned Dunning appeared and for once wasn't the grim specter of death Game Over.

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

1234567890num posted:

Tell me, Bradley... Why'd you do it? For what price did you sell our trust? Your soul? Maybe that's all I want to know. Maybe that's why I'm chasing ghosts and lies. The sun sets, and Hotel Dusk retreats into darkness.
Like the shadows that creep across the floor, I'm moving toward an answer.


Kyle rips off his clever mask and reveals he was Max Payne all along.

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

At this rate Mila is going to burst in at the last moment with a tommy gun and drop Kyle in a hail of bullets. "Where's my game over, bitch?"

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Get water from the swimming pool, put it in the jar, put the jar in the microwave with the bottle...

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

"Want even more booze, Hyde?"

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Jeff Angel was basically a walking :smuggo:

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

"Look I'm pretty sure she's legal in Canada!"

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

I heard you talking back there, I won't have any fake mutes in my hotel! Pack your things and get out!
...

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

RIP Kyle Hyde, murdered by the Pillsbury Doughboy

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

...so Kyle literally kills Mila by being dumb. "Now I'll never find Bradley!"

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

It's been forever since I played that, but I'm pretty sure you get the screwdriver out of Kyle's room. Then you can unscrew the alarm box and watch Kyle forget he's supposed to catch the case :v:

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7FHkAM-x60

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

I mean ostensibly we're looking for Mila in this random dungeon, so Kyle's death is her fault

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

From the looks of things, he's going to play blackjack with you *to the death*

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

"But first, you want to play matchsticks?"

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Given all the endings where he just locks himself in his room and stays there for twelve hours, I kind of doubt it.

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

...okay I had never seen that last bit. Probably because the game overs are too hilarious to want to avoid

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DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

"I'm very upset with you disappearing for years! Pack your things and get out!"

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