- DavidAlltheTime
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All David...all the TIME!
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A portrait studio where they give really niche directions to people getting their pictures taken:
"Can you give me a good 'just posted a thread on an internet comedy forum'?"
"You're gassy. Reeeeaaaaaaaal gassy!" *click*
Feel the camera touching your soul, ripping away the protection of anonymity. Your whole existence shrunk into this single moment, to be judged by others. A distilled fact from a multitude of nuance and emotion, two dimensional in the most literal way. *click*
"Now if you can just show me enraged with just a touch of contemplative bemusement?"
"Can you tilt your head a little to the left? Now, imagine you ate a lot of bread, about three hours ago.. that's it! Perfect!" *click*
"Alright now how about you give me a nice 'seeing a high school friend for the first time in years and just now learning that they've become a sex worker'... Perfect!" *click*
"Now, give me a 'I'm in the mood for a salad' expression"
"That's it, that's it, just give me a little more 'swingset'"
"So now you're Jesus, but it's your mom's birthday, and you didn't forget a card, but you wrote a typo in it. Show me that!"
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- DavidAlltheTime
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All David...all the TIME!
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Okay, now say 'ahh'. That's right, open up nice and big for me. Whoa whoa, that's too far! Please stop, that's horrible. No! Don't! How can you...?! Auuughhhh! *click*
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