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*squeaking small plush toy in front of a dog* "who's a good boy??"

Dog, who is female, does not even like squeaky toys tilts its head in confusion.

*click*

"He's a genius"

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vanisher

A photographer, hiding in camouflage, zooms their camera in on the majestic wildlife, centering the animals in the frame. Beams of sunlight peek through the clouds, casting a spotlight on the herd of gazelle. The photographer snaps the shot. The animals twitch their ears and look towards the noise.

The photographer gets up and shouts: "Okay now a silly one, just have fun with it!"

vanisher

The Raptor Trainer guy slowly unfolding his shotgun to make no noise, then lines up the raptor in his sights. A second raptor holding a camera peeks through the brush.

"Clever girl"

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