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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


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bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

I want the snow crabs to review my minister of fisheries and oceans proposal (that he should eat my rear end)

naem
May 29, 2011

https://youtube.com/shorts/x6pM7z_PmEQ?si=4UcmCyI321q0UIvv

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...





New color scheme just dropped

Shaddak
Nov 13, 2011

Neon Noodle
Nov 11, 2016

there's nothing wrong here in montana

god I wish that were me

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



I'm not addicted, I could stop using moist crack whenever I want!

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH
This can't be crack officer, it's moist! Who uses moist crack other than crab?!

Powerful Katrinka
Oct 11, 2021

an admin fat fingered a permaban and all i got was this lousy av

Neon Noodle posted:

god I wish that were me

The crab or the crack?

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
they are the same it is only your false perceptions that delude you into believing they are not

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015


It’s more likely than you think!

Horace Kinch
Aug 15, 2007

Powerful Katrinka posted:

The crab or the crack?

yes

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

DreadUnknown
Nov 4, 2020

Bird is the word.
I thought those were plushie crabs wow thats neat.

Powerful Katrinka
Oct 11, 2021

an admin fat fingered a permaban and all i got was this lousy av

Good choice

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007


they look like a particular kind of mushroom that my wife and I were visiting some of just last week called an "artist's conk"

here I am checking to see if this is perhaps actually a crab

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
I don’t see the after picture of you crying because it’s not

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


that is an extremely high risk way to verify a tip-top :crab:

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH
So was it a crab or not?!

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

It was a small pastry

Squatch Ambassador
Nov 12, 2008

What? Never seen a shaved Squatch before?
CRABS i THINK that you will LIKE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xkx0Qk_hb6Y

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
I don’t know how to feel about this

https://share.temu.com/EhfhpvMSyaA

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS posted:

I don’t see the after picture of you crying because it’s not

it was pouring down rain so all my tears disappeared, like tears in rain


Slaan posted:

So was it a crab or not?!

probably not, although I am not a crab or mushroom scientist so I might have just been extremely fooled


I loving posted that last page

but actually I forgive you because it's worth watching again really

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
https://www.instagram.com/reel/C3sX9LPxKwk/?igsh=Ym1ndm4zMjUwM2tw

Ok I suck at putting things in thumbnails or whatever but that’s pretty drat cool

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



https://twitter.com/CrabDay/status/1762144828228263990
Fancy crab

Shaddak
Nov 13, 2011

Largest ever fossil crab claw discovered.
https://www.iflscience.com/largest-fossil-crab-claw-ever-discovered-is-8-million-years-old-73143

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPHmAKCnQrI

Lots of crab content in this one. Warning: the friend leon lost is a little hermit crab :(

OgNar
Oct 26, 2002

They tapdance not, neither do they fart
Crab raccoon

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
Crabcoon sounds delicious with some soy sauce and garbage juice

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...





A little crab friend showed up in the NYTimes crossword today :yeeclaw:

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

I got stuck on 64 across, do you guys think it could be "crab"

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



CRABBBBBBBB

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


OgNar posted:

Crab raccoon


to me, that's preposterous. crab raccoons, things of that nature

Shaddak
Nov 13, 2011

https://i.imgur.com/mNwWZAF.mp4

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
no not the pinch! good lord

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
why do the lobsters look like they dont have claws

Shaddak
Nov 13, 2011

Non Compos Mentis posted:

why do the lobsters look like they dont have claws

Apparently, only cold-water lobsters got the snip-snops.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



A story in three acts

https://i.imgur.com/DMTy6tR.mp4
https://i.imgur.com/bRaTwcq.mp4
Moral: don't bring a snopper to a gun fight

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH
That skeleton shows that the snop will beat all other weapons though

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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Given time, there's more crabs than bullets down there

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