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Why go directly at a target when you can skitter around and attack from the side? said every crab ever.
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MC Hawking posted:Why go directly at a target when you can skitter around and attack from the side? The Pentagon could really benefit from taking a page out of a crab’s playbook!
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Nov 16, 2017 06:14
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Have a spindly creepy rear end SPIDER CRAB
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Nov 16, 2017 06:31
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The YETI CRAB is in desperate need of a shave. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kiwa_hirsuta For real though this is why Pick threads owned when they were about random animals instead of how she scared a crippled man under a truck by desperately wanting to have sex with him. Animal threads own good job OP. Also I tried to find a picture of a gigantic battle crab or something similar because hell yeah but I came up pretty much empty. The scifi world is apparently too hung up on spider stuff to think of the humble crab.
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Nov 16, 2017 06:37
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crabs are loving disgusting op
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Nov 16, 2017 06:44
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a real rude dude posted:crabs are loving disgusting op Nah. They're cool, tough as hell, and delicious. Like look at that crab gif on the first page. That dude ripped his own arm off and was just like "I DON'T GIVE A gently caress, SCREW THIS GAY rear end ARM" and at the same time he's also prolly delicious to eat. E: This crab: We should all aspire to be as badass as this crab. Honky Dong Country fucked around with this message at 06:47 on Nov 16, 2017 |
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Nov 16, 2017 06:45
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I like crabs; on that same sort of topic though, have ya'll seen that portia spider that hunts other spiders? poo poo is insane. I like spiders too though so...
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Nov 16, 2017 06:48
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they're disgusting crunchy spiders that stink
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a real rude dude posted:they're disgusting crunchy spiders that stink All arthropods are crunchy dude. It's called an exoskeleton.
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a real rude dude posted:they're disgusting crunchy spiders that stink But the portia spiders are so cute :3
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Nov 16, 2017 06:49
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earth would be so much better if everything with more than four legs died forever
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a real rude dude posted:earth would be so much better if everything with more than four legs died forever The entire global ecosystem would collapse and everything would die. Including almost all herbivores since most of the key pollinators for plants fall in that group of 4+ legged creatures!
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Nov 16, 2017 06:51
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a real rude dude posted:earth would be so much better if everything with more than four legs died forever As long as cats can be the exception to that rule.
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Nov 16, 2017 06:51
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Honky Dong Country posted:The entire global ecosystem would collapse and everything would die. correct
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a real rude dude posted:correct Nihilism isn't as edgy as the internet has led you to believe, my dude. Most people get over that in high school or college at the worst.
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Nov 16, 2017 06:52
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I love crabs. They are a mix of lobsters, roaches, and spiders. What's not to like?
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Nov 16, 2017 10:08
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Pshhhh...crabs...
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Nov 16, 2017 10:12
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mHKHKR8x6A
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxrMlLw_Tyg We're crab people now!
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A crab makes beach balls using a machine in his throat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CrsQW05Riw&t=200s
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Nov 16, 2017 10:38
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   you're gonna get fat and sleepy but alright
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Nov 16, 2017 11:18
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When i was in grade school i was taught that there are huge crabs and worms, like 10ft large, under volcanic stuff thats cooled by the ocean, but you cant eat them because of sulfur content.
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bitmap posted:
Those are tasty CARBS. We're talking CRABS here. The scuttling kind, I guess. I would eat all of those carbs.
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Nov 16, 2017 11:42
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RS9eldWOoZ8 this just seems cruel to crabs  I don't think I like this guy
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Goonerousity posted:When i was in grade school i was taught that there are huge crabs and worms, like 10ft large, under volcanic stuff thats cooled by the ocean, but you cant eat them because of sulfur content. I'm gonna fukkin eat them crabs anyway ain't no godamn element gonna tell me what to do!
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crabbin' around the crabmas tree it's a crabby holiday everyone's crabby you and me let's eat some shrimps
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my penis is small and smells of crabs
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Lmao if you don't eat the poo poo out of any crab or lobster or shrimp or whatever because it has too many legs Dip it in butter and move on imo
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Big Beef City posted:Lmao if you don't eat the poo poo out of any crab or lobster or shrimp or whatever because it has too many legs I see your bet and I’ll up the ante and lmao to anyone who bitches out and won’t eat the carapace too 
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I’m completely allergic to shellfish and seafood, I would never eat an ocean friend, but crabs are like tuff little sand Knights, riding around on the beach and getting into fights because they are cool
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Bust Rodd posted:crabs are like tuff little sand Knights, riding around on the beach and getting into fights because they are cool Further example, in tanks crabs will fight to the death if they do not have 1squre foot of space to themselves. Unless, that is, you pack them in to a high density where nobody has any space at all, then they can get along fine. Crabs even have that rural vs. urban divide where putting them in the suburbs drives them mad and they get arrested for jealously loving up someones lawn/seaweed.
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shadow puppet of a posted:My thoughts exactly. Combative little scavengers. The most human of a sealife. (Octupus are badly overrated, smart does not equal human, being an angry dick is to be human) Troof. Even in my tank, one crab had been checking out a shell for a while and was prepared to move into it, then a slightly larger crab came by, shoved him out of the way, checked out the shell, and moved in. You could feel the passive aggressive fury boiling over in the smaller crab as it helplessly watched this all take place. loving chad-crabs...
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ContraBoss posted:Troof. Even in my tank, one crab had been checking out a shell for a while and was prepared to move into it, then a slightly larger crab came by, shoved him out of the way, checked out the shell, and moved in. You could feel the passive aggressive fury boiling over in the smaller crab as it helplessly watched this all take place. Lmao owned bitch
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Salty Josh posted:As long as cats can be the exception to that rule. How many legs you think a cat got?
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Salty Josh posted:I like crabs; on that same sort of topic though, have ya'll seen that portia spider that hunts other spiders? poo poo is insane. https://youtu.be/Ed_st3z0kXo
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You can buy plush crab souvenirs at either of Maryland's really quite nice rest stops.
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