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naem
May 29, 2011


All Crabs Are Four Girls ACAFG

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DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Shelled some CRAB and now everything smells like CRAB

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
So paradise?

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Paradise smells like the outside of crabs not the inside of crabs.

OgNar
Oct 26, 2002

They tapdance not, neither do they fart
Creb fossils
https://www.fossilera.com/fossils/3-7-fossil-crab-potamon-preserved-in-travertine-turkey

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
You know what gently caress all this I'm gonna fossilize

Squatch Ambassador
Nov 12, 2008

What? Never seen a shaved Squatch before?
even minerals are susceptible to carcinisation

tip top taphonomy

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sx3IyakN0pc
Leon's getting larger

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


I picked the wrong day to quit touching the tip-top

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
https://twitter.com/sazenlee/status/1749728044728910152

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




:stare:

OgNar
Oct 26, 2002

They tapdance not, neither do they fart

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



:dudsmile:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




snip snop

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
https://www.instagram.com/reel/CznuwUpr1WR/?igsh=N2MwejRueTM4cjhh

Still can’t get the dang preview mode to work right 😞

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

That not crab that tick

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?

naem
May 29, 2011


Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
https://twitter.com/BoneJail/status/1752415300719411703

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



https://i.imgur.com/cDIvkun.mp4

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
https://twitter.com/ebikaniaquarium/status/1756273160000086249

i want to go to this aquarium

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xkx0Qk_hb6Y

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




I thought they were gonna do my friends the sponge crabs dirty with the controversial final choice, but it turned out ok. Coconut crabs definitely feel like they're at the most unsettling end of the crab/honorary crab spectrum.

Also, I found this doing follow-up searches, make of it what you will :ohdear:

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
They aren’t called a Nightmare of coconut crabs for nothing.

The whiskey was either that or Trab Crapper so they went with the other.

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

I like how the cat is all,”okay, so no sniff pinchy things, but what about these head-strings, can I touch these?” And the craw dad is all,”WHAT DID I JUST SAY?!”

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
https://i.imgur.com/2RWKnGn.mp4

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



I didn't even know crabs could barf :aaaaa:

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

if you look very very closely, it's actually blowing tiny bubbles

tiny bubbles of barf

Powerful Katrinka
Oct 11, 2021

an admin fat fingered a permaban and all i got was this lousy av

Captain Hygiene posted:

I didn't even know crabs could barf :aaaaa:

My parents' afore-mentioned dog spewed soap foam like that after chewing on a bar of soap. I'm starting to think he's part crab after all...

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Powerful Katrinka posted:

My parents' afore-mentioned dog spewed soap foam like that after chewing on a bar of soap. I'm starting to think he's part crab after all...

That was rabies OP

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

going to open a molecular gastronomy restaurant that's just this

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


Khlav Kalash with a crab foam mousse

Shaddak
Nov 13, 2011

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?

Leperflesh posted:

if you look very very closely, it's actually blowing tiny bubbles

tiny bubbles of barf

Barfbles, if you will


If this isn’t accompanied by a cartoonish suction noise I will be very disappointed.

naem
May 29, 2011

crabs that eat clams picking up a clamshell crab who says

hey I’m walkin’ heyah

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟



he’s crushing your head

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

Put him down, hes sad

BasicLich
Oct 22, 2020

A very smart little mouse!
crebs

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naem
May 29, 2011

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