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Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

wait, there's a gbs discord for discussion of crabs?

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old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

Somebody redo this video with Norwegian black metal

MC Hawking
Apr 27, 2004

by VideoGames
Fun Shoe
https://youtu.be/oNW7yKgKgTc

Estradasphere- King Crab Battle.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

TurboFlamingChicken posted:

How many legs you think a cat got?

5

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Mozi posted:

crabbin' around
the crabmas tree
it's a crabby holiday
everyone's crabby
you and me
let's eat some shrimps

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Cool video of a single image with 5 minutes of text to speech narration for some reason

ContraBoss
Dec 6, 2005

Well *I* only read the New Yorker and eat Fancy Feast.
I was sitting at my desk today wondering if crabs still own, and then I remembered a time when I was a little poo poo where I plucked a marine hermit crab from a pier pylon and held it on my hand. He came out just enough to grab onto my middle finger with all of his legs and claws, and tried retracting my finger into his shell, kinda like that grabby thing in Total Recall that Arnie shoves up his nose. Anyways, he was latched on for a while, and it hurt the whole time while I cried. I got owned by a crab and deserved it.

Crabs still own :hehe:

ContraBoss fucked around with this message at 20:08 on Nov 16, 2017

Shaddak
Nov 13, 2011


I love that horror face on his rear end!

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

wait, there's a gbs discord for discussion of crabs?

Nah I just peek in the gbs channel of the sa server occasionally which is basically just the general chat channel and that earlier war crab thing was posted in there.

Mostly I just lurk the Elite: Dangerous channel. There were no crabs of any kind in there, unfortunately.

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002


Humans are terrifying.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
I can't get enough of that crab genocide machine. It's like rupture farms from oddworld irl.

Shaddak
Nov 13, 2011

To contribute to the crabbing, look at this colorful guy!

ContraBoss
Dec 6, 2005

Well *I* only read the New Yorker and eat Fancy Feast.

Shaddak posted:

To contribute to the crabbing, look at this colorful guy!



Good crab, buddy! I like his fire station color theme :krad:

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

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Hello this thread is Extremely My poo poo because crabs loving own

at work we have a marine tank with a dungeness crab (Metacarcinus magister). her name is Eugene.

yes, eugene is a girl. she was named by a student that didn't know how to sex crabs but its okay she doesnt mind





one of her favorite treats are silversides (i don't know how to embed this sorry! it's probably gigantic anyway)

let me know if you want to see more 🦀

Mak0rz fucked around with this message at 21:34 on Nov 16, 2017

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

good dog

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


Mak0rz posted:

let me know if you want to see more 🦀

https://i.imgur.com/vCXNDnN.mp4

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

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Thank you. How did you do that?

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Big Beef City posted:

Lmao if you don't eat the poo poo out of any crab or lobster or shrimp or whatever because it has too many legs

Dip it in butter and move on imo

i think they taste bad

the fart question
Mar 21, 2007

College Slice
What does crab poo look like

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


Mak0rz posted:

Thank you. How did you do that?

I just pasted in the bare url with the mp4 extension and hit post. I had no idea it would be that easy.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

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gender illusionist posted:

What does crab poo look like

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R45OfSN8az4


shadow puppet of a posted:

I just pasted in the bare url with the mp4 extension and hit post. I had no idea it would be that easy.

Weird I tried that and it didn't work

a real rude dude
Jan 23, 2005

gently caress crabs

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Is this thread Kosher?

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!


Goddamn, the way it gingerly picks at that potato chip :3:

ContraBoss
Dec 6, 2005

Well *I* only read the New Yorker and eat Fancy Feast.

Mak0rz posted:

Hello this thread is Extremely My poo poo because crabs loving own

at work we have a marine tank with a dungeness crab (Metacarcinus magister). her name is Eugene.

yes, eugene is a girl. she was named by a student that didn't know how to sex crabs but its okay she doesnt mind

let me know if you want to see more 🦀

Come on! You KNOW there's no reason to prompt you to post MORE CRABS!!!! DO IT!!!!!

Also, this is another relevant story as to why crabs own:

When I was like 10, my mom brought home some live dungeoness crab to eat. OF loving COURSE being a dumbshit little kid, I just had to keep playing around with the half-dead crab before we started cooking them. It was pretty limp and barely responsive, so I had the bright idea to stick my finger into its limp claw. Welp, the inevitable happened because karma-crab clamped down, with its rigid bumps inside the claws squeezing into to the top of my fingernail. Again, I was crying because of the pain, and it wouldn't let go for like 10 minutes. Every time I moved it squeezed harder, which is fair because my dumb rear end deserved it. It finally let go, and I was an angry lil' bitch for getting rekt by a crustacean.

Crabs own

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

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ContraBoss posted:

Come on! You KNOW there's no reason to prompt you to post MORE CRABS!!!! DO IT!!!!!

:hellyeah:

A few weeks ago I noticed Eugene wasn't eating or being active. Turns out she was molting! Check out the split along the side of her carapace:


Here's her old exuvia:


She's real big and strong now. She likes to pose like a bigshot muscleman:


Now she bullies the other tank residents. It's okay that particular sea star is actually a gigantic jerk.
https://i.imgur.com/6bP4X8z.mp4


numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Crabs are our friends not food!
<:mad:>

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

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numberoneposter posted:

Crabs are our friends not food!
<:mad:>

actually they can be, and are, both

MC Hawking
Apr 27, 2004

by VideoGames
Fun Shoe
Cancers are like crabs because they have soft squishy interiors which eventually become their strong exteriors when they grow into their shells :3

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Here's a crab I caught in a shrimpin pot in Alaska. He had poo poo growin on him!

ContraBoss
Dec 6, 2005

Well *I* only read the New Yorker and eat Fancy Feast.

Mak0rz posted:


Now she bullies the other tank residents. It's okay that particular sea star is actually a gigantic jerk.
https://i.imgur.com/6bP4X8z.mp4

YEAH! Get hosed, you stupid, no-faced echinoderm! :black101:

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

scrubs season six posted:

Here's a crab I caught in a shrimpin pot in Alaska. He had poo poo growin on him!



Crabouflage

ContraBoss
Dec 6, 2005

Well *I* only read the New Yorker and eat Fancy Feast.

scrubs season six posted:

Here's a crab I caught in a shrimpin pot in Alaska. He had poo poo growin on him!



That little fella kinda looks like when the kitty eats too much grass and barfs it up on your floor.

No disrespect though, still a good crab :cheers:

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

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here's a couple of bonus, non-Eugene crabs that live in our tank

Dunno what species this is but it comes out and chills on the rock whenever I turn the circulation off for feeding


Some piece of poo poo starfish tried to pick a fight with this hermit crab:


We also have some terrestrial hermit crabs but they're pretty shy and like to hide.

Shaddak
Nov 13, 2011



TREE CRABS!!!

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
My fave Kwob is Toxic Reef Crab, Zosimus aeneus



If you eat this Kwob you die.

Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe


What about crab art?

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:


Just want to give a shout out to the OP for their excellent choice in thread icon

warez
Mar 13, 2003

HOLA FANTA DONT CHA WANNA?

these guys have already been frozen and don't really experience this, right? ... right?? :ohdear:

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BaconCopter
Feb 13, 2008

:coolfish:

:coolfish:
Wow what an amazing thread! Crabs! Wow!

Post more stuff about crabs!

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