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I owned this crab. It was an excellent pet. Other crabs I have nonspecific admiration of.  
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Bust Rodd posted:crabs are like tuff little sand Knights, riding around on the beach and getting into fights because they are cool Further example, in tanks crabs will fight to the death if they do not have 1squre foot of space to themselves. Unless, that is, you pack them in to a high density where nobody has any space at all, then they can get along fine. Crabs even have that rural vs. urban divide where putting them in the suburbs drives them mad and they get arrested for jealously loving up someones lawn/seaweed.
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Mak0rz posted:let me know if you want to see more 🦀 https://i.imgur.com/vCXNDnN.mp4
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Mak0rz posted:Thank you. How did you do that? I just pasted in the bare url with the mp4 extension and hit post. I had no idea it would be that easy.
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Bagsack posted:the ones with super long legs or spines make me feel p uncomfortable.  
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Nov 18, 2017 03:32
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Improbable Lobster posted:sea spiders are real tiny 35 inches of sea spider is nothing to gently caress with.
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Nov 18, 2017 04:04
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Me and a crab waiting for more crab photos like
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a real rude dude posted:more like craps Early 90's TV chefs pronouncing "crab" like "crap" is one of my top ten favourite things in this world. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hh0TydXEImY&t=382s
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The Dregs posted:I spent way too much money for way too long in the reef tank hobby. The worst part is that what really brought me the most joy in my various reeftanks was watching the armies of cheap little hermit crabs you put in there to clean things. These guys are like 3/dollar. They spend their days loving each other up, shell jacking each other's homes, and scaling the rockwork, performing death-defying acts of mountain climbing, which almost always leads to them falling. Showpiece fish are the worst. If its not just there to be snipped and snapped at by lil' claws then its sea garbage.
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Nov 22, 2017 23:33
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The Dregs posted:Seriously you assholes have me looking up liveaquaria.com i don't need this. Pretty good stats on their $3.99 special fiddler crabs  $3.69/ea if you buy a dozen. That is a fantastic rate. Crab it up dude.
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Nov 23, 2017 01:18
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Alibaba is basically the crab holocaust museum.    
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Nov 23, 2017 22:46
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the black husserl posted:one of my favorite pieces of art is all crabs All I'm saying is, modern art is a racket, Ai Weiwei is a hack and those good lil crabs died for no useful purpose.
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the black husserl posted:those are individually handcrafted porcelain crabs That makes it worse because it means Ai was once again exploiting his art degree grad labor force of interns and hangers-on in a cruel porcelain mill rather than having the guts to kill a thousand crabs himself.
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I always read the thread title as those "Farmers Only!" commercials. Where the thread is a place for crabs to chat and hookup with eachother but its ok if you aren't a crab and are just into them for your own creepy reasons. Well done.
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Mak0rz posted:Molting looks like a lot of hard work but I bet it feels real satisfying. We lowly vertebrates will never know what it's like. You can take a particular steroid that makes the soles of your feet come off in one large cast of dead skin. It must be pretty close. (I've always wanted to try it)
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Nov 26, 2017 23:22
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Mak0rz posted:no thank you don't downplay the beauty of the human molting process.  Imagine walking on soft carpet with that fresh new footskin. You'd climax for sure. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8qJFr52BsY
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Nov 26, 2017 23:40
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I wish every single one of those crabs a long, healthy and happy life.
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Crabs are the Selena Gomez' of the multi-legged animal kingdom. Even when you know they are ragged and gross and strung out, they are still kinda cute because of the big head, and big expressive baby-like eyes. Spiders are the Taylor Swift, where the appendages are too long for its head, the eyes are small and angry even if she's dressed up in a onesie at a children's charity, you instinctively can feel the danger and venom sacs concealed behind the segmented eyes and defensive hairs.
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The video that follows yours leaves me with so many questions.
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Nov 28, 2017 04:19
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The worst part about being a crab fan is when the spider lovers show up.
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ContraBoss posted:When I die, I want my corpse dropped in the ocean, smack dab in the middle of crab country so that one minute one is daintily picking at my ears, and then then next thing you know three crabs are fighting over my dead balls. I would make such an excellent meal for crabs. So much calorie rich fat and cholesterol for them to snip and nibble at.
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Bhurak posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htWiwZRB11A https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMxuEnZavMg
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He wanted a hug.
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684,702 views What a wonderful techno-future we live in.
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Mak0rz posted:you can't be both an ecdysozoan and a vertebrate you dummy Quoting this so people in the future know you are homodysophobic scum.
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wrongtherad! lovec rabs
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gender illusionist posted:If crabs don't want to be eaten, why are they so delicious?
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Dec 8, 2017 02:53
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I'd prefer it be recognized that horseshoe crabs are the pineapples of the crab world, having nothing to do with their given name.
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Dec 8, 2017 07:31
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Please rename him so as not to damage his self esteem.
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Dec 10, 2017 05:23
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RIP
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Dec 11, 2017 09:49
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Dr. Tom Bailey is basically the Hugh Hefner of crab photography.    
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Dec 11, 2017 09:53
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Spinster posted:This reminds me of a family story that got told every few years by ( or on) my great-Uncle Bob.
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Eugene is beautiful. Please let her pinch you and film it.
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Start with a skin tag and just train your body up into it. You'll quickly adapt.
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