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Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000


Apparently you can get this as a penholder from Ali... just ordered one

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005001607680381.html

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Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

Aardvark! posted:

does anyone else think about crabs a LOT

Only when it itches

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

NapCrab

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

stereobreadsticks posted:

Everybody always talks about giant enemy crab. What about giant friend crab?

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Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000



In the twilight of the day, as the air hung heavy with the scent of myrrh and frankincense, the faithful were gathered by the shore of Tiberias, their hearts laden with the burdens of earthly toil. And lo, from the midst of the surging deep, there came forth a marvel, as if the heavens themselves had parted to reveal the glory of the Lord. Upon a mighty beast of the sea, its shell aglow with the crimson of the setting sun, stood Jesus, His countenance serene, a beacon of divine grace. This beast, towering as if two steeds were mounted one atop the other, bore Him to the land with grace, its formidable legs stirring the sands as pillars of smoke.

And Jesus, beholding the astonishment of His flock, spake unto them, 'Fear not the manner of my coming, for all creation bendeth to the will of the Father, who hath dominion over land and sea.' His words, like a balm, soothed the troubled spirits of all who heard, and they marveled at the sight, their hearts aflame with renewed faith. For they perceived in His passage a sign, as if the very scriptures had unfurled before their eyes, a testament to the prophecy that He who commandeth the winds and the waves shall lead His people to salvation.

Tarkus fucked around with this message at 16:56 on Mar 28, 2024

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