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bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Here's a crab I caught in a shrimpin pot in Alaska. He had poo poo growin on him!

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bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Chernobyl baby posted:

It's true this trumps the Trump thread

This is the crab equivalent of min-maxing on defense and armor but then you realize you can't fight a single thing so you just burrow under the same

Ok so not a perfect analogy



Why that crab ain’t got no legs?

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Mak0rz posted:

Molting looks like a lot of hard work but I bet it feels real satisfying. We lowly vertebrates will never know what it's like.

Speak for yourself.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

We Know Catheters posted:

I used to throw snails into the street and watch them get run over.

I pick them up and pop them in my mouth because that’s free protein.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

If I was a crab I’d eat my own arm before some rear end in a top hat human could steal it.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Who What Now posted:

My favorite crab is the Arrow Crab



They're very territorial and like most scavengers they will predate on smaller fishes and crustaceans that wander too close. Some of them live in anemones and are a little more chill by being neighbors with cleaner shrimp.

Theyre nocturnal in the wild, but I've seen them active in the day in tanks, waving their claws around reeeeeaaaal slow to pick out food from the water around them.

Arrow crabs, good crabs


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngebZ6n1vVY

That's a super crazy lookin crab. Don't think I've ever heard of it. A good crab.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Sign me up for the crab tag if it happens.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Beet Wagon posted:

this owns bones

Yeah it does, good job Spin.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

the black husserl posted:

ya'll this is the greatest crab music video of all time, FACTS, i do not PLAY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evd6NTD1wf4

I giggle with pure unadulterated glee every time see a little crab gettin a free ride on the back of a big crab.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Lockwell posted:

Isopods are super cool and it is ridiculous how efficient they are at keeping crab tanks clean.




Terrariums are fun to put together and really easy to maintain. It's really just heat+water to keep it going. Hermit crabs require a ridiculous amount of dirt to live in (because they are dirty crabs) but there are some cool land crabs that can be kept like rainbow crabs and red claw crabs.



Also eating crabs is disgusting, they thrive off of dead things and their own poop.

Yet somehow they manage to turn that into delicious crab meat. Truly one of God’s miracles.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

my dog died im sad posted:

I learned about a crab today.

Hepatus epheliticus a.k.a The Calico Crab! Also called the Leopard Crab.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hepatus_epheliticus
The Calico Crab is considered to be a type of box crab.
They're super pretty.

Calico Crab blowing bubbles








That’s a good lookin carb

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Got my personalized plates in the mail today

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015


CRABS ONLY

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

LingcodKilla posted:

Any good artists here? I want a new tattoo and I'd love to get a crab tat. Specifically a pacific red rock crab tat of with him throwing up the claws in a mildly stylized manner.



Arms spread like this to give a pinch but with out the scummy human hand.

Help my dream come true.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

LingcodKilla posted:

The hardest part is is communicating to an artist. Having a rough out general idea to bring in worked for my prior tats. Though the goofy red crab that vieled posted my actually work for the general positioning. I'll just go crabbing and bring the artist a crab to study too. That worked for my lingcod tattoo.

That took me six hours in ms paint you son of a bitch

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Has anyone posted the Selma Blair pic where she’s covering her cooch with a crab handbag

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

LingcodKilla posted:

Coward.



It’s just a good crab helping a chemo patient.

I was phone posting and I’m lazy

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Horseshoe crabs are my favorite crabs

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Is this thread a safe place to talk about our kabourophilia

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

woah now that's a crab

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

My wife bought me this crab I don't know what it's for other than this I guess.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Stay yee claw crab ghost

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

I bought these on Amazon for my pet crab I thought it would be tools for him to become a working professional like maybe plumbing tools tailored to be used by a claw instead of a hand or something but it turns out they’re tools to EAT CRAB

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

I
Am
Crab

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

thats not real

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

I'm in love with a crab but I don't know if it feels the same way.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

That’s some crab!

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Some crab shaped species have evolved away from the crab form in a process known as decarcinisation. Decarcinization, or the loss of the crab-like body, has actually occurred multiple times in both Brachyura and Anomura.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

I'm writing a novel where if a crab snops you you turn into a were-crab, in a love triangle between a crab and a lobster and a shrimp do you think you'd prefer the crab to end up with the lobster or the shrimp?

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Yes but also sexy and demure

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

They don’t even pay this crab royalties for the commercial use of his image I bet.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Quote is not edit

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Jelly posted:

Dave the Diver is a great new game that allows you to capture and breed all of the ocean wildlife you come across.

Except crabs. You're not allowed to breed the crabs.

Seems pretty suspect.

Breed them with each other or with you self

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Crabs go in your carry on not your checked luggage everyone knows this.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Horseshoe crabs are neither crabs nor horseshoes.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Play BG3, one of the companions you get early on can have a little creb bro

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Looks like a shrimp to me

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bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Non Compos Mentis posted:



i want it for my home

Let’s organize a goon heist to steal this loving thing immediately we deserve to have it they don’t appreciate it as much as we would.

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