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Coxswain Balls
Jun 4, 2001

Awwww yiss

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Coxswain Balls
Jun 4, 2001


Was at the edge of my seat. c'mon crab, you can make it

Coxswain Balls
Jun 4, 2001



Crabism is a real problem in this day and age.

Coxswain Balls
Jun 4, 2001

Tumble posted:

Oh we're just letting lobsters in here now?!?

You got a fuckin' problem with that, mate?

Coxswain Balls
Jun 4, 2001

Coxswain Balls
Jun 4, 2001

Crabpunk af

Coxswain Balls
Jun 4, 2001


Trainin' for the big race, I see.

Coxswain Balls
Jun 4, 2001

cabs

Coxswain Balls
Jun 4, 2001

Who's starting the Discord for crab enthusiasts to pile into so we can keep in touch?

Coxswain Balls
Jun 4, 2001

Cartoon Man posted:

Snipped when he should’ve snopped...

https://i.imgur.com/zZhU34u.gifv
:rip:

The eternal battle

Coxswain Balls
Jun 4, 2001

Flannelette posted:

Can we explore the crab gangtag area too?

We've had one for years bub

Coxswain Balls
Jun 4, 2001

Jesus Christ nws that poo poo man

Coxswain Balls
Jun 4, 2001

Coxswain Balls
Jun 4, 2001

Coxswain Balls
Jun 4, 2001


ITEM FOES SNOP

Coxswain Balls
Jun 4, 2001

👉 RUN

Coxswain Balls
Jun 4, 2001

That is the most upsetting thing I've seen all day.

Coxswain Balls
Jun 4, 2001

It's less the crab violence and more that at first glance it appears to be an uplifting video of a delicious crab escaping his dinnery fate.

Then you see the deep fryer come into frame like a lava pit in a video game and the despair sets in. Stop scuttling in that direction, crab!

Sideways locomotion was never intended to manage such hazards.

Coxswain Balls
Jun 4, 2001

Pentaro posted:

Ah, life springing from the Primordial Soup.

All life is rooted in crab, and all life will become crab.

Coxswain Balls
Jun 4, 2001

Stoner Sloth posted:

oh man, wish i had beautiful crab friends that would groom me

Coxswain Balls
Jun 4, 2001

>😐<

Coxswain Balls
Jun 4, 2001




I hope Ambassador Pumpkin gets a seat at the UN.

Coxswain Balls
Jun 4, 2001

Is the tip top a fixed point on a crab, or is it a property of the reference frame of the observer? The risk of snip snop may have been what was preventing him from flipping it.

Coxswain Balls
Jun 4, 2001

Lascivious Sloth posted:

I will become crabman and control all da crabs through my electromagnetic fields



:hmmyes:

That tip top looks like the baked crust of a delicious crabapple pie.

Coxswain Balls
Jun 4, 2001

I would gladly trade my toothbrush for a toothshrimp.

Coxswain Balls
Jun 4, 2001

That steep bridge angle makes me think of what architecture would look like in a crab-dominated society.

Coxswain Balls
Jun 4, 2001

Getting to its tip top seems pretty challenging.

Coxswain Balls
Jun 4, 2001

Coxswain Balls
Jun 4, 2001

That sure is a crab.

Coxswain Balls
Jun 4, 2001

Are discarded claws okay if the crab is the one who rips it off in a display of dominance?

Coxswain Balls
Jun 4, 2001

I'd play a Lobsterdad sequel, but instead of it being a game about impostor syndrome you just snip snop everything in your path because you don't give a gently caress.

Coxswain Balls
Jun 4, 2001

If it snops it's a crab, especially if there's a tip top to touch.

Coxswain Balls
Jun 4, 2001

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS posted:

Oh hey: https://store.steampowered.com/app/774801/Crab_Champions/

First video won me over immediately. Second video :confuoot:

Far too much forward-and-back movement and not nearly enough side-scuttling.

Coxswain Balls
Jun 4, 2001

https://youtu.be/d9Mq-dKiPWE

Coxswain Balls
Jun 4, 2001

They really need to set up some crab infrastructure, a crab bridge, maybe some crab lanes.

Coxswain Balls
Jun 4, 2001

If you live in a crab neighborhood it should be mandatory to have those sweeper things they install in front of every wheel like in those south Pacific islands with massive migrations.

Coxswain Balls
Jun 4, 2001

https://i.imgur.com/r3ybMHQ.gifv

Coxswain Balls
Jun 4, 2001

Snoppy stick

Coxswain Balls
Jun 4, 2001

quote:

The Aquatope on White Sand 08 - Crab Crisis

Gama Gama Aquarium has been chosen to host a mobile aquarium event, which will take the creatures for a visit to a hospital through the efforts of Karin. On the day of the event, the caretakers prepare for the event at the hospital. On the way, Kukuru and Karin go to greet the head nurse, Kinjo. However, Kinjo's hatred of crabs leads to an awkward atmosphere between them. On the other hand, Fūka, who is preparing for the event, notices that a crab, which is forbidden to be brought into the mobile aquarium, is mixed in. She tries to hide it before the hospital staff finds it.





https://i.imgur.com/BDybocw.gifv

https://i.imgur.com/Xg4BRAk.gifv

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Coxswain Balls
Jun 4, 2001

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS posted:

It’s me getting dropped into social situations. :yeeclaw:
Crab spoilers:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AG8kpn_gWc

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