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Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

Lime Tonics posted:

just get married at a wafflehouse or IHOP, they even have a catering menu. Some forgo that though, and choose walmart instead.

We have a donut shop here in Portland that offers a series of different wedding events:

https://www.voodoodoughnut.com/shop/special-occasions/#weddings

You get the venue, the ceremony, donuts for everyone, and coffee for everyone for dirt cheap. For example:

quote:

Price: $300

Details:

Legal wedding Ceremony for up to 24 (twenty four) people.

2 Staff Picked Voodoo Dozens.

Voodoo doll bride and groom doughnuts.

Doughnut heart centerpiece (writing optional).

Coffee for 24 people.

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Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

Nooner posted:

im giving my grooms men decent scotch and a personalized flask but to be honest the flasks are kinda worthless because we are all degenerate alcoholics and they do not hold enough alcohol to get us even buzzed probably

I dunno man. The Stanley classic flask is 8oz. If you chug 8oz of scotch and don't even get a buzz idk

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

runupon cracker posted:

dear god what the christ

:stare:

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

Drunk Nerds posted:

How is that dirt cheap?

It's dirt cheap because it's really cheap. No one is saying it's good. It's cheap.

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