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axeil
Feb 14, 2006
Here are the results from last week:

pre:
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| User                   | yards | bust  | score |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| korrandark             | 975   | FALSE | 36    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| TurboFlamingChicken    | 909   | FALSE | 35    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| DariusLikewise         | 899   | FALSE | 34    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| von Metternich         | 898   | FALSE | 33    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| Grittybeard            | 877   | FALSE | 32    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| OxySnake               | 872   | FALSE | 31    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| Acebuckeye13           | 871   | FALSE | 30    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| totally losing my mime | 866   | FALSE | 29    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| Uterine Lineup         | 854   | FALSE | 28    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| Nystral                | 850   | FALSE | 27    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| a new study bible!     | 818   | FALSE | 26    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| Marshmallow Blue       | 810   | FALSE | 25    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| Turdsdown Tom          | 808   | FALSE | 24    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| The Puppy Bowl         | 791   | FALSE | 23    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| Benne                  | 784   | FALSE | 22    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| MrLogan                | 773   | FALSE | 21    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| axeil                  | 743   | FALSE | 20    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| Young Hegelian         | 723   | FALSE | 19    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| pixelbot2000           | 702   | FALSE | 18    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| schweens               | 695   | FALSE | 17    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| Major Ryan             | 682   | FALSE | 0     |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| bobjr                  | 678   | FALSE | 15    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| seiferguy              | 677   | FALSE | 14    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| Deceptive              | 662   | FALSE | 0     |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| Bjork Bjowlob          | 658   | FALSE | 12    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| WaffleZombie           | 654   | FALSE | 11    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| Chichevache            | 647   | FALSE | 10    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| Elephanthead           | 617   | FALSE | 9     |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| Shangri-Law School     | 610   | FALSE | 8     |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| Strobe                 | 569   | FALSE | 7     |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| the mean lunch lady    | 564   | FALSE | 6     |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| Hockles                | 343   | FALSE | 5     |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| No Butt Stuff          | 258   | FALSE | 4     |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| Arnold Layne           | 1012  | TRUE  | 3     |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| Okibi                  | 1013  | TRUE  | 2     |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| fishing with the fam   | 1094  | TRUE  | 1     |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+





Standings

Overall Standings, Now in Google Sheet Form!

Raw Files for Nerds

Week 11 Raw Input File

Week 11 Raw Results


Week 11 Theme Week Winner Announcement

Our Week 11 Theme Week Actual Cash Prize Winner is...TurboFlamingChicken. Congrats TurboFlamingChicken! Please contact Buane to receive your prize.





Week 12 Theme Week Announcement



Turkey Week!

What's a turkey you ask? A turkey is a player who plays on Thanksgiving who gives you between 1 and 25 yards. You can play a maximum of 4 turkeys, that's 100 points if you hit them all! Each turkey who hits (gets between 1 and 25 yards) will give you an extra 25 points per turkey. If you've been behind all season, this is your chance to catch up.

Cash prize will be awarded to the biggest turkey (i.e. the turkey who gets the least yards). If there's a tie it'll be to whoever has multiple biggest turkeys.

Note: Please declare your turkeys separate from the rest of the list, otherwise I won't know who is and who isn't a turkey.

Additionally turkeys need to be given yardage for their natural position. No hoping that Matt Stafford turns into Michael Vick.


Token Reminder

To play a token please copy and paste the image as well as the name of the token after your Brady Number.

This year we will have 5 6 fun token flavors. But pay attention! These are new, awesome flavors and some of these tokens can come with a downside!

The five six current tokens in play are:

THE COX TOKEN



Thrusts through the line to stop your running game! You may play the Cox Token when your Brady Number is a Running Back. If your Brady Number would bust your score, this token will zero out their score!

THE OSWEILER TOKEN



A memorial to the greatest trade in history, the Osweiler token is a powerful reminder that teams can build via subtraction just as well as addition. You may play the Osweiler token regardless of your player's position. If your Brady Number would bust you, instead of adding points the Brady Number removes that many points from your score.

THE PRATER TOKEN



Kickers are people too! You may play the Prater token if your player is a Wide Receiver or Tight End. If your Brady Number would bust your score, this token will replace their score with the longest field goal in NFL history - 64 yards.

THE ILL-ADVISED RELOCATION TOKEN



Sometimes despite years of loyalty and good will you just have to chase after the dollar bills. You may play the Ill-Advised Relocation token if your Brady Number is a Quarterback because the fans only care about Quarterbacks! If your Brady Number would bust your score, this token will replace their score with the score of the opposing QB. For example, in Week 1 the LA Chargers are playing the Denver Broncos. If your Brady Number, Phillip Rivers, would bust you, you instead will get the score of Trevor Siemian. But since relocation doesn't always work out, if the replacement still busts you, tough luck!


THE 28-3 TOKEN



A reminder of the greatest choke job in all of sports and that no one should ever count out Touchdown Tom. If you declare the 28-3 token during a given week, it gets you 50 bonus points for a top 10 score and 100 bonus points for the best score of the week, but if you finish outside the top 10 you get zero, so you better manage that comeback! In addition, you can use the 28-3 token as much as you want if you keep getting the bonus, but if you use the 28-3 token and fail to make the top 10, you can't use it again for the entire rest of the season unless you hit a perfect thousand. Not for the faint at heart!

:siren: NEW TOKEN ALERT :siren:

The Sandwich Montoya Token



A tribute to the greatest sandwich-based QB ever, Sandwich Montoya always gives it his all even if he can't really go ham. That's why if you bust while playing the Sandwich Montoya token you get 10 points added to your score because hey, at least you tried! One time use only, so make sure you save it for a week you really need it!



Here lie those who failed to achieve the impossible. Their cloud of shame shall forever hang above them...unless they score a perfect 1,000

marioinblack (Week 1)
MrLogan (Week 1)
fishing with the fam (Week 2)
Relentlessboredomm (Week 4)
Elephanthead (Week 4)
Strobe (Week 6)
DariusLikewise (Week 6)
Forever_Peace (Week 6)
axeil (Week 8)
Major Ryan (Week 11)
Deceptive (Week 11)

Theme Weeks & Past Winners

Week 1: GOAT WEEK (vanilla 1kob, just win baby) - a new study bible!
Week 2: DINK 'N DUNK WEEK (at least 4 QBs with 1 yard) - bobjr
Week 3: GROUND 'N POUND WEEK (at least 8 RBs with 1 yard) - Forever_Peace
Week 4: It Ertz when Eifert (at least 3 TEs with at least 186 yards among all TEs) - axeil
Week 5: BYE BYE BYE (only 5 players) - von Metternich
Week 6: AIR YARDS (WRs + Receiving Yards only) - Bjork Blowjob
Week 7: MEAT STARLORD (All lists must contain MEAT STARLORD) - TurboFlamingChicken
Week 8: Air Raid Week (biggest bust using no more than 4 players) - fishing with the fam
Week 9: 1800s Week (best week without using receivers) - Acebuckeye13
Week 10: Alumni Weekend (at least 3 players from the same college) - Grittybeard
Week 11: Quarterbacks Aren't Always the Best It's A Team Effort! (no QBs) - TurboFlamingChicken
Week 12: Thanksgiving Turkey Week (biggest Turkey wins)
Week 13: ???
Week 14: ???
Week 15: ???
Week 16: ???
Week 17: ???



Week 12 Schedule

Turkey Games
MIN @ DET
LAC @ DAL
WAS @ NYG

Sunday - 1pm EST
BUF @ KC
TEN @ IND
CLE @ CIN
TB @ ATL
MIA @ NE
CHI @ PHI
CAR @ NYJ

Sunday - 4pm EST
SEA @ SF
NO @ LA
JAX @ ARI
DEN @ OAK

Sunday Night
GB @ PIT

Monday Night
HOU @ BAL

axeil fucked around with this message at 01:27 on Nov 22, 2017

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Strobe
Jun 30, 2014
GW BRAINWORMS CREW
I picked three not terrible QBs and five players total and still ended up with less than 600 yards :wtc: Truly, I am bad at this game.

TURKEYS

DET - Theo Riddick - Rushing Yards
DAL - Rod Smith - Rushing Yards
IND - Josh Fergurson - Rushing Yards
BAL - Danny Woodhead - Rushing Yards

Okay, now that that's over with.

KC - Travis Kelce - Receiving Yards
BUF - Tyrod Taylor - Passing Yards
SEA - Russel Wilson - Passing Yards
JAX - Blake Bortles - Passing Yards
IND - Frank Gore - Rushing Yards

B#: HOU - D'Onta Foreman - Rushing Yards

THE COX TOKEN

Strobe fucked around with this message at 06:32 on Nov 23, 2017

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

Strobe posted:

I picked three not terrible QBs and five players total and still ended up with less than 600 yards :wtc: Truly, I am bad at this game.

TURKEYS

WAS - Kirk Cousins - Rushing Yards
DAL - Dak Prescott - Rushing Yards
DET - Matthew Stafford - Rushing Yards
MIN - Case Keenum - Rushing Yards

Okay, now that that's over with.

KC - Travis Kelce - Receiving Yards
BUF - Tyrod Taylor - Passing Yards
SEA - Russel Wilson - Passing Yards
JAX - Blake Bortles - Passing Yards
IND - Frank Gore - Rushing Yards

B#: HOU - Deandre Hopkins - Receiving Yards

THE COX TOKEN



Ah yes, good point. You need to declare your turkeys separately everyone! If they aren't in their own part of the list they won't count as turkeys!

cosmic gumbo
Mar 26, 2005

IMA
  1. GRIP
  2. N
  3. SIP
If you use turkeys and the 28-3 token but don't finish top 10 do you still get the bonus points or are they cancelled out too?

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

Uterine Lineup posted:

If you use turkeys and the 28-3 token but don't finish top 10 do you still get the bonus points or are they cancelled out too?

This is a week of rejoicing and thanksgiving so I will say No, you still get the turkey points

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
Turkeys!

DET - Eric Ebron - Receiving Yards
DAL - Rod Smith - Rushing Yards
NYG - Roger Lewis - Receiving Yards
WAS - Terrelle Pryor - Receiving Yards

Actual Players

PHI - Carson Wentz - Passing Yards
NE - Tom Brady - Passing Yards
LA - Todd Gurley - Rushing Yards
KC - Kareem Hunt - Rushing Yards
ATL - Julio Jones - Receiving Yards
NO - Michael Thomas - Receiving Yards

B# - HOU - Lamar Miller - Rushing Yards


axeil
Feb 14, 2006

Strobe posted:

I picked three not terrible QBs and five players total and still ended up with less than 600 yards :wtc: Truly, I am bad at this game.

TURKEYS

WAS - Kirk Cousins - Rushing Yards
DAL - Dak Prescott - Rushing Yards
DET - Matthew Stafford - Rushing Yards
MIN - Case Keenum - Rushing Yards

Okay, now that that's over with.

KC - Travis Kelce - Receiving Yards
BUF - Tyrod Taylor - Passing Yards
SEA - Russel Wilson - Passing Yards
JAX - Blake Bortles - Passing Yards
IND - Frank Gore - Rushing Yards

B#: HOU - Deandre Hopkins - Receiving Yards

THE COX TOKEN



The Cox token can only be used with Running Backs. Might want to edit that list :)

Strobe
Jun 30, 2014
GW BRAINWORMS CREW

axeil posted:

The Cox token can only be used with Running Backs. Might want to edit that list :)

Fixed.

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

axeil posted:

This is a week of rejoicing and thanksgiving so I will say No, you still get the turkey points

What a nice guy. Under the utilitarian rule of Hockles, it was all or nothing.

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

Turkeys
MIN - C.J. Ham - Rushing Yards
DET - Theo Riddick - Rushing Yards
LAC - Travis Benjamin - Receiving Yards
DAL - Brice Butler - Receiving Yards

Regular Degular
CLE - DeShone Kizer - Passing Yards
CLE - Kevin Hogan - Passing Yards
CLE - Cody Kessler - Passing Yards
CLE - Isaiah Crowell - Rushing Yards
CLE - Duke Johnson - Rushing Yards
CLE - Matthew Dayes - Rushing Yards
CLE - Kenny Britt - Receiving Yards
CLE - Sammie Coates - Receiving Yards
CLE - Rashard Higgins - Receiving Yards
CLE - Ricardo Lewis - Receiving Yards
CLE - Bryce Treggs - Receiving Yards
CLE - David Njoku - Receiving Yards
CLE - Randall Telfer - Receiving Yards
CLE - Seth DeValve - Receiving Yards
CIN - Andy Dalton - Passing Yards

B#: HOU - Tom Savage - Passing Yards

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

Sorry for the triple post, but I just noticed this.

Strobe posted:

TURKEYS

WAS - Kirk Cousins - Rushing Yards
DAL - Dak Prescott - Rushing Yards
DET - Matthew Stafford - Rushing Yards
MIN - Case Keenum - Rushing Yards

axeil, the original idea of the Turkeys was that you picked players who were bad at their position. So, you would need to pick a player and his yardage native to his position. So, QB = Passing; RB = Rushing; WR/TE = Receiving. Going with QB Rushing Yards is against the spirit of the gimmick.

the mean lunch lady
Jun 24, 2009

went mad at sea
lots were drawn
Kroenke didn't survive
he was delicious
Time to make up for the lovely season I've had so far!

Turkeys:
MIN - Jairus Wright - Receiving Yards
NYG - Shane Vereen - Rushing Yards
LAC - Austin Ekeler - Rushing Yards
WAS - Niles Paul - Receiving Yards

Normal Players
ATL - Matt Ryan - Passing Yards
TEN - Marcus Mariota - Passing Yards
PIT - Le'Veon Bell - Rushing Yards
KC - Kareem Hunt - Rushing Yards
PHI - Jay Ajayi - Rushing Yards
CIN - AJ Green - Receiving Yards

Brady #: BAL - Joe Flacco - Passing Yards

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

Hockles posted:

Sorry for the triple post, but I just noticed this.


axeil, the original idea of the Turkeys was that you picked players who were bad at their position. So, you would need to pick a player and his yardage native to his position. So, QB = Passing; RB = Rushing; WR/TE = Receiving. Going with QB Rushing Yards is against the spirit of the gimmick.

Hm good point.

Folks, the turkeys should be picked for the yardage at their natural position. I'll edit the rules.

von Metternich
May 7, 2007
Why the hell not?
Turkeys:
DAL - Rod Smith - Rushing Yards
DET - Eric Ebron - Receiving Yards
DET - Theo Riddick - Rushing Yards
NYG - Shane Vereen - Rushing Yards

Others:
PHI - Carson Wentz - Passing Yards
NE - Tom Brady - Passing Yards
LAR - Todd Gurley - Rushing Yards
IND - Frank Gore - Rushing Yards

B#: HOU - Tom Savage - Passing Yards

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Turkeys:
IND - Josh Fergurson - Rushing Yards
IND - Chester Rodgers - Receiving Yards
IND - Matt Jones - Rushing Yards
IND - Kamar Aiken - Receiving Yards

Sides:
DET - Matthew Staford - Passing Yards
MIN - Case Keenum - Passing Yards
NYG - Eli Manning - Passing Yards

B#: BAL - Joe Flacco - Passing Yards

Elephanthead fucked around with this message at 01:53 on Nov 23, 2017

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
E: I hosed up.

The Puppy Bowl fucked around with this message at 07:00 on Nov 23, 2017

MrLogan
Feb 4, 2004

Ask me about Derek Carr's stolen MVP awards, those dastardly refs, and, oh yeah, having the absolute worst fucking gimmick in The Football Funhouse.
Turkeys:
DET - Theo Riddick - Rushing Yards
MIN - C.J. Ham - Rushing Yards
LAC - Travis Benjamin - Receiving Yards
NYG - Shane Vereen - Rushing Yards

Regular:
ATL - Matt Ryan - Passing Yards
OAK - Derek Carr - Passing Yards
SEA - Russell Wilson - Passing Yards

B# - HOU - Lamar Miller - Receiving Yards

Elephanthead posted:

B#: HOU - Joe Flacco - Passing Yards
Is this a comment about his INTs?

E: Changing up the turkeys since I missed they had to be thanksgiving players.

MrLogan fucked around with this message at 20:57 on Nov 22, 2017

Arnold Layne
Nov 4, 2008

Turkeys
DET - Eric Ebron - Receiving Yards
DET - Theo Riddick - Rushing Yards
LAC - Hunter Henry - Receiving Yards
WAS - Niles Paul - Receiving Yards


NO - Drew Brees - Passing Yards
KC - Alex Smith - Passing Yards
CIN - Andy Dalton - Passing Yards
B#: HOU - C.J. Fiedorowicz - Receiving Yards

Marshmallow Blue
Apr 25, 2010

TURKEYS

MIN - C.J. Ham - Rushing Yards
DET - Theo Riddick - Rushing Yards
DET - Eric Ebron - receiving yards
DAL - Brice Butler - Receiving Yards

PRIME RIBS

NE - Tom Brady - Passing Yards
SEA - Russel Wilson - Passing Yards
SF - CJ Beathard - Passing Yards
SF - Jimmy Garoppollo - Passing Yards

B#
HOU - Lamar Miller - Rushing Yards

Marshmallow Blue fucked around with this message at 20:02 on Nov 22, 2017

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
Just a heads up, I'm seeing a lot of people playing turkeys for non Thanksgiving games.



Edit: I'm going to submit a new post with my updated roster.

seiferguy fucked around with this message at 22:19 on Nov 22, 2017

Marshmallow Blue
Apr 25, 2010

seiferguy posted:

Just a heads up, I'm seeing a lot of people playing turkeys for non Thanksgiving games.

Turkeys:

LAC - Brandon Oliver - rushing yards
NYG - Shane Vereen - rushing yards
DET - Theo Riddick - rushing yards
WAS - Rob Kelley - rushing yards

Others:
SEA - Russell Wilson - passing yards
NE - Tom Brady - passing yards
IND - Jacoby Brissett - passing yards

Brady # - HOU - Lamar Miller - rushing yards

Rob Kelley is on IR.

So I'm gna edit my list if you edit yours. Axeil, can we edit our turkeys today?

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal

Marshmallow Blue posted:

Rob Kelley is on IR.

So I'm gna edit my list if you edit yours. Axeil, can we edit our turkeys today?

Good catch. In previous seasons, you were fine to edit your list up until the very first game started.

Turkeys:

LAC - Travis Benjamin - rushing yards
NYG - Shane Vereen - rushing yards
DET - Theo Riddick - rushing yards
LAC - Austin Eckeler - rushing yards

Others:
SEA - Russell Wilson - passing yards
NE - Tom Brady - passing yards
IND - Jacoby Brissett - passing yards

Brady # - HOU - Lamar Miller - rushing yards

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

Marshmallow Blue posted:

Rob Kelley is on IR.

So I'm gna edit my list if you edit yours. Axeil, can we edit our turkeys today?

Yep! You can edit lists up until the kickoff of the first game in which you have a player playing.

Remember to get those turkeys in before Thanksgiving tomorrow!


Gobble gobble

Marshmallow Blue
Apr 25, 2010
Okay cool. I must have remembered wrong

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
No I was gonna Brock but I wasn’t sure he wAs still the starter so I Flaccoed

cosmic gumbo
Mar 26, 2005

IMA
  1. GRIP
  2. N
  3. SIP
Turkeys

LAC - Brandon Oliver - rushing yards
DET - Eric Ebron - receiving yards
LAC - Travis Benjamin - Receiving Yards
DAL - Brice Butler - Receiving Yards

Stuffing

ATL - Matt Ryan - Passing Yards
OAK - Derek Carr - Passing Yards
SEA - Russell Wilson - rushing yards
IND - Jacoby Brissett - rushing yards
LAR - Todd Gurley - Rushing Yards

B#: HOU - Tom Savage - Passing Yards

totally losing my mime
Aug 3, 2012

The quiet can scrape
All the calm from your bones.
But maybe it should.
Maybe we need to be hollowed
To get up and grow,
And stop fucking around,
To kick off our braces and start straightening out
Fun Shoe
Turkeys
MIN – C.J. Ham – Rushing Yards
DET – Darren Fells – Receiving Yards
NYG – Travis Rudolph – Receiving Yards
WAS – Jeremy Sprinkle – Receiving Yards

Non-Turkeys
ATL – Matt Ryan – Passing Yards
NE – Tom Brady – Passing Yards

B#: BAL – Joe Flacco – Passing Yards

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?
Turkeys

MIN - C.J. Ham - Rushing Yards
LAC - Branden Oliver - Rushing Yards
DAL - Rod Smith - Rushing Yards
NYG - Shane Vereen - Rushing Yards

Rest of Week

TB - Doug Martin - Rushing Yards
TB - Jacquizz Rodgers - Rushing Yards
ATL - Tevin Coleman - Rushing Yards
ATL - Terron Ward - Rushing Yards
CIN - Joe Mixon - Rushing Yards
CIN - Jeremy Hill - Rushing Yards
TEN - DeMarco Murray - Rushing Yards
TEN - Derrick Henry - Rushing Yards
IND - Frank Gore - Rushing Yards
IND - Marlon Mack - Rushing Yards
KC - Kareem Hunt - Rushing Yards
KC - Alex Smith - Rushing Yards
MIA - Damien Williams - Rushing Yards
MIA - Kenyan Drake - Rushing Yards
NE - Dion Lewis - Rushing Yards
NE - Mike Gillislee - Rushing Yards
CAR - Jonathan Stewart - Rushing Yards
CAR - Cam Newton - Rushing Yards
NYJ - Bilal Powell - Rushing Yards
NYJ - Elijah McGuire - Rushing Yards
CHI - Jordan Howard - Rushing Yards
CHI - Tarik Cohen - Rushing Yards
PHI - LeGarrette Blount - Rushing Yards
PHI - Corey Clement - Rushing Yards

B# - BAL - Alex Collins - Rushing Yards

DariusLikewise fucked around with this message at 04:07 on Nov 23, 2017

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Turkeys

DET - Theo Riddick - Rushing Yards
DAL - Rod Smith - Rushing Yards
NYG - Rhett Ellison - Receiving Yards
WAS - Niles Paul - Receiving Yards


ATL - Matt Ryan - Passing Yards
SEA - Russell Wilson - Passing Yards
PHI - Carson Wentz - Passing Yards

Brady Number: HOU DeAndre Hopkins - Receiving Yards

Okibi
Jul 13, 2004

A shadowy flight into the ridiculous world of a man whose music should not exist
Grimey Drawer
NE - Tom Brady - Passing Yards
SEA - Russell Wilson - Passing Yards
CHI - Jordan Howard - Rushing Yards
NO - Mark Ingram - Rushing Yards
KC - Travis Kelce - Receiving Yards

B#: HOU - DeAndre Hopkins - Receiving Yards

Turkeys:

DET - Theo Riddick - Rushing Yards
NYG - Shane Vereen - Rushing Yards
DAL - Brice Butler - Receiving Yards
MIN - Jarius Wright - Receiving Yards

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
Turkeys have to play on Thanksgiving. Because they're turkeys.


Turkeys:
WAS - Byron Marshall - Rushing Yards
LAC - Travis Benjamin - Receiving Yards
NYG - Shane Vereen - Rushing Yards
MIN - Dave Morgan - Receiving Yards

Stuffing:

KC - Alex Smith - Passing Yards
ATL - Matt Ryan - Passing Yards
CAR - Cam Newton - Passing Yards


Pie:
B#: BAL - Alex Collins - Rushing Yards

The Puppy Bowl fucked around with this message at 11:02 on Nov 23, 2017

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

Turkeys

DET - Theo Riddick - Rushing Yards
LAC - Brandon Oliver - Rushing Yards
NYG - Shane Vereen - Rushing Yards
LAC - Travis Benjamin - Receiving Yards

The Rest:

PHI - Carson Wentz - Passing Yards
OAK - Derek Carr - Passing Yards
NE - Tom Brady - Passing Yards

B#: HOU - DeAndre Hopkins - Receiving Yards

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
Turkeys:
MIN- Laquon Treadwell- Receiving
DET- Theo Riddick- Rushing
WAS- Byron Marshall- Rushing
DAL- Rod Smith- Rushing


NO- Drew Brees- Passing
KC- Alex Smith- Passing
SEA- Russell Wilson- Passing
B# HOU- Lamar Miller- Rushing

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

Turkeys:

DET - Theo Riddick - Rushing
DET - Zach Zenner - Rushing
DET - Darren Fells - Receiving
DET - TJ Jones - Receiving

The Rest:

BUF - Tyrod Taylor - Passing
PIT - Ben Roethlisberger - Passing
GB - Brett Hundley - Passing

B#: BAL - Joe Flacco - Passing

Shangri-Law School fucked around with this message at 10:50 on Nov 23, 2017

korrandark
Jan 5, 2009
Turkeys

DAL - Rod Smith - Rushing
DAL - Cole Beasley - Receiving
LAC - Brandon Oliver - Rushing
NYG - Shane Vereen - Rushing

Regular
CIN - Andy Dalton - Passing
NE - Tom Brady - Passing
PIT - Ben Roethlisberger - Passing

B# HOU - Deandre Hopkins - Receiving

WaffleZombie
May 10, 2003

"Identity Crisis" Murderer Wild Guess #333:Prince "Lady Killer Charming "Well, I AM the Adversa"



Turkey research has informed me that Washington has a fourth string tight end named Jeremy Sprinkles. I bet he'd look great catching passes from Sandwich Montoya.

Turkeys:
NYG - Shane Vereen - Rushing Yards
DET - Darren Fells - Receiving Yards
LAC - Antonio Gates - Receiving Yards
MIN - David Morgan II - Receiving Yards

Non-Turkeys:
CLE - DeShone Kizer - Passing Yards
CHI - Mitchell Trubisky - Passing Yards
DEN - Paxton Lynch - Passing Yards
NE - Rob Gronkowski - Receiving Yards

B# - HOU - Tom Savage - Passing Yards

Nystral
Feb 6, 2002

Every man likes a pretty girl with him at a skeleton dance.
Turkeys

WAS - Niles Paul - Receiving Yards
NYG - Rhett Ellison - Receiving Yards
DET - Theo Riddick - Rushing Yards
MIN - Kyle Rudolph - Receiving Yards

TOTALLY NORMAL PLAYERS

NE - Tom Brady - Passing Yards
LAR - Jared Goff - Passing Yards
JAX - Blake Bortles - Passing Yards


B# - BAL - Mike Wallace - Receiving Yards

EDIT: Thought we could go with 5 Turkeys not 4, removed a Turkey

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

Turkeys

DET - Zach Zenner - Rushing Yards
NYG - Shane Vereen - Rushing Yards
LAC - Brandon Oliver - Rushing Yards
MIN - Jarius Wright - Receiving Yards

Regular

KC - Alex Smith - Passing Yards
OAK - Derek Carr - Passing Yards
NE - Tom Brady - Passing Yards

B# - BAL - Jeremy Maclin - Receiving Yards

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Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Turkeys

DAL- Rod Smith- Rushing
NYG- Wayne Gallman- Rushing
DET- Theo Riddick- Rushing
DET- Darren Fells- Receiving

Non-Turkeys

PHI- Carson Wentz- Passing
NE- Tom Brady- Passing
NO- Drew Brees- Passing

B# BAL- Mike Wallace- Receiving

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Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



Theme Week!

MIN - Case Keenum - Passing Yards
DET - Matt Stafford Passing Yards
KC - Alex Smith - Passing Yards

B# - Danny Woodhead - Rushing Yards

Turkeys!
MIN - CJ Hamm - Rushing Yards
LAC - Antonio Gates - Receiving Yards
DET - Darren Fells - Receiving Yards
NYG - Wayne Gallman - Rushing Yards

Paint Crop Pro fucked around with this message at 18:11 on Nov 23, 2017

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