1KYOB Week 12: Turkey Time!

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Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

Turkeys:

MIN - Jarius Wright - Receiving yards
DET - Theo Riddick - Rushing yards
DAL - Rod Smith - Rushing yards
NYG - Wayne Gallman - Rushing yards
WAS - Rob Kelley - Rushing yards

Non turkey fools:

PHI - Carson Wentz - Passing yards
WAS - Kirk Cousins - Passing yards
LAR - Todd Gurley - Rushing yards
PIT - Antonio Brown - Receiving yards

B# - HOU - DeAndre Hopkins - Receiving yards

# ? Nov 23, 2017 18:13

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# ? May 4, 2024 23:29

Strobe: Jun 30, 2014; GW BRAINWORMS CREW

Thank you guys for making me pick not-QB-rushing-yards for my Turkeys. :v:

# ? Nov 23, 2017 19:06

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

Grittybeard posted:

Turkeys:

MIN - Jarius Wright - Receiving yards
DET - Theo Riddick - Rushing yards
DAL - Rod Smith - Rushing yards
NYG - Wayne Gallman - Rushing yards
WAS - Rob Kelley - Rushing yards

Non turkey fools:

PHI - Carson Wentz - Passing yards
WAS - Kirk Cousins - Passing yards
LAR - Todd Gurley - Rushing yards
PIT - Antonio Brown - Receiving yards

B# - HOU - DeAndre Hopkins - Receiving yards

Oh poo poo, for some reason I was thinking it was 5 turkeys. Since the night game hasn't started could I just designate Kelley as a regular player? Or Gallman, either one. Or if either of them gets more than 25 yards or has no touches just use them as the turkey because I'm a dumbass?

# ? Nov 23, 2017 22:21

DariusLikewise: Oct 4, 2008; You wore that on Halloween?

Rob Kelley is on IR anyways

# ? Nov 23, 2017 22:37

axeil: Feb 14, 2006

DariusLikewise posted:

Rob Kelley is on IR anyways

If Rob Kelley gains any yards for you this week while he's on IR I'll give you 1,000,000,000 points.

# ? Nov 23, 2017 22:39

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

axeil posted:

If Rob Kelley gains any yards for you this week while he's on IR I'll give you 1,000,000,000 points.

Haha, well ok then. What I get for rushing on the morning of Thanksgiving anyway.

# ? Nov 23, 2017 22:40

von Metternich: May 7, 2007; Why the hell not?

Grittybeard posted:

Haha, well ok then. What I get for rushing on the morning of Thanksgiving anyway.

You might as well, because Rob Kelly won't be

# ? Nov 23, 2017 22:49

DariusLikewise: Oct 4, 2008; You wore that on Halloween?

I went way too far down the depth chart for my turkeys

# ? Nov 24, 2017 01:11

Hockles: Dec 25, 2007; Resident of ~~Camp Blood~~
Crystal Lake

Hockles posted:

Turkeys
MIN - C.J. Ham - Rushing Yards
DET - Theo Riddick - Rushing Yards
LAC - Travis Benjamin - Receiving Yards
DAL - Brice Butler - Receiving Yards

0
20
50
5

So, 50 bonus points. I'm also currently the clubhouse leader for lowest turkey.

# ? Nov 24, 2017 02:10

Marshmallow Blue: Apr 25, 2010

Marshmallow Blue posted:

TURKEYS

MIN - C.J. Ham - Rushing Yards
DET - Theo Riddick - Rushing Yards
DET - Eric Ebron - receiving yards
DAL - Brice Butler - Receiving Yards

0
20
34
5

Did i just go full turkey!

# ? Nov 24, 2017 05:44

Hockles: Dec 25, 2007; Resident of ~~Camp Blood~~
Crystal Lake

Marshmallow Blue posted:

0
20
34
5

Did i just go full turkey!

Ham didn't get any touches, so he doesn't count.

# ? Nov 24, 2017 05:53

Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

Isn't the limit 25 yards also?

# ? Nov 24, 2017 18:56

Marshmallow Blue: Apr 25, 2010

Elephanthead posted:

Isn't the limit 25 yards also?

Crap u right

# ? Nov 24, 2017 20:24

von Metternich: May 7, 2007; Why the hell not?

von Metternich posted:

Turkeys:
DAL - Rod Smith - Rushing Yards
DET - Eric Ebron - Receiving Yards
DET - Theo Riddick - Rushing Yards
NYG - Shane Vereen - Rushing Yards

41
34
20
18

Two turkeys please!

# ? Nov 25, 2017 08:53

seiferguy: Jun 9, 2005; FLAWED
INTUITION; Toilet Rascal

seiferguy posted:

Turkeys:

LAC - Travis Benjamin - rushing yards
NYG - Shane Vereen - rushing yards
DET - Theo Riddick - rushing yards
LAC - Austin Eckeler - rushing yards

6
18
20
15

It's a Thanksgiving miracle!

# ? Nov 25, 2017 09:01

MrLogan: Feb 4, 2004; Ask me about Derek Carr's stolen MVP awards, those dastardly refs, and, oh yeah, having the absolute worst fucking gimmick in The Football Funhouse.

seiferguy posted:

6
18
20
15

It's a Thanksgiving miracle!

You can't use rushing yards for a WR for a turkey.

# ? Nov 25, 2017 14:52

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

MrLogan posted:

You can't use rushing yards for a WR for a turkey.

I was hoping this was going to be a Theo Riddick comment, but it isn't. I am disappointed.

# ? Nov 25, 2017 14:58

pixelbot2000: May 11, 2004; Pay your pussy bill

OAK - Derek Carr - Passing Yards
OAK - Marshawn Lynch - Rushing Yards
OAK - Jared Cook - Receiving Yards
PHI - Carson Wentz - Passing Yards
LAR - Jared Goff - Passing Yards

B#: BAL - Jeremy Maclin - Receiving Yards

# ? Nov 25, 2017 23:46

a new study bible!: Feb 2, 2009; BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly

a new study bible! posted:

Turkeys

DAL- Rod Smith- Rushing
NYG- Wayne Gallman- Rushing
DET- Theo Riddick- Rushing
DET- Darren Fells- Receiving

41
39
20
0

One turkey only

# ? Nov 26, 2017 00:42

Beefed Owl: Sep 13, 2007; Come at me scrub-lord I'm ripped!

Forgot the Turkeys. Oh well, still won theme week again through sheer stupidity.

NE - Tom Brady - Passing Yards
SEA - Russell Wilson - Passing Yards
PIT - Le'Veon Bell - Rushing Yards
LAR - Todd Gurley - Rushing Yards
PIT - Antonio Brown - Receiving Yards
CIN - A.J. Green - Receiving Yards

B#: HOU - Lamar Miller - Rushing Yards

# ? Nov 26, 2017 12:33

No Butt Stuff: Jun 10, 2004

If loving Branden Oliver has one carry I would have had 4 turkeys.

No such luck however.

Another reason to hate the chargers.

# ? Nov 26, 2017 14:44

Young Hegelian: Aug 27, 2012

NO - Drew Brees - Passing Yards
NO - Alvin Kamara - Receiving Yards
NO - Mark Ingram - Rushing Yards
NO - Willie Snead - Receiving Yards
LAR - Jared Goff - Passing Yards
LAR - Todd Gurley - Rushing Yards

B#: BAL - Alex Collins - Rushing Yards

# ? Nov 26, 2017 18:38

fishing with the fam: Feb 29, 2008; Durr

ATL - Matt Ryan - Passing Yards
NE - Tom Brady - Passing Yards
CHI - Jordan Howard - Rushing Yards
KC - Kareem Hunt - Rushing Yards
PHI - Alshon Jeffery - Receiving Yards

B# HOU - Deandre Hopkins - Receiving Yards

# ? Nov 26, 2017 18:46

barnold: Dec 16, 2011; what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

SEA - Russell Wilson - passing yards
NO - Drew Brees - passing yards
PIT - Leveon Bell - rushing yards
LAR - Todd Gurley - rushing yards
NO - Mark Ingram - rushing yards
NO - Alvin Kamara - rushing yards

B#: HOU - DeAndre Hopkins - receiving yards

# ? Nov 26, 2017 22:17

Bjork Bjowlob: Feb 23, 2006; yes that's very hot and i'll deal with it in the morning

Gah, missed the turkey shoot and the early games. Late game special coming up:

PIT - Ben Roethlisberger - Passing Yards
PIT - Antonio Brown - Receiving Yards
PIT - Le'Veon Bell - Rushing Yards
GB - Brett Hundley - Passing Yards
GB - Davante Adams - Receiving Yards
GB - Jamaal Williams - Rushing Yards

B#: BAL - Joe Flacco - Passing Yards

# ? Nov 27, 2017 00:03

axeil: Feb 14, 2006

hey just a heads up folks, I have to hand-score the turkeys so the final update for this week may take a bit longer.

# ? Nov 27, 2017 00:57

Young Hegelian: Aug 27, 2012

axeil posted:

hey just a heads up folks, I have to hand-score the turkeys so the final update for this week may take a bit longer.

boooooooooo

# ? Nov 27, 2017 01:48

axeil: Feb 14, 2006

Brady Numbers

pre:

+------------------------+-----------+------+------------------+-----------+
| User                   | yardsleft | Team | Player           | Type      |
+------------------------+-----------+------+------------------+-----------+
| Bjork Bjowlob          | -8        | BAL  | Joe Flacco       | passing   |
+------------------------+-----------+------+------------------+-----------+
| Shangri-Law School     | 195       | BAL  | Joe Flacco       | passing   |
+------------------------+-----------+------+------------------+-----------+
| the mean lunch lady    | 221       | BAL  | Joe Flacco       | passing   |
+------------------------+-----------+------+------------------+-----------+
| Elephanthead           | 321       | BAL  | Joe Flacco       | passing   |
+------------------------+-----------+------+------------------+-----------+
| totally losing my mime | 456       | BAL  | Joe Flacco       | passing   |
+------------------------+-----------+------+------------------+-----------+
| DariusLikewise         | 20        | BAL  | Alex Collins     | rushing   |
+------------------------+-----------+------+------------------+-----------+
| Young Hegelian         | 185       | BAL  | Alex Collins     | rushing   |
+------------------------+-----------+------+------------------+-----------+
| The Puppy Bowl         | 230       | BAL  | Alex Collins     | rushing   |
+------------------------+-----------+------+------------------+-----------+
| pixelbot2000           | 98        | BAL  | Jeremy Maclin    | receiving |
+------------------------+-----------+------+------------------+-----------+
| No Butt Stuff          | 272       | BAL  | Jeremy Maclin    | receiving |
+------------------------+-----------+------+------------------+-----------+
| Nystral                | 151       | BAL  | Mike Wallace     | receiving |
+------------------------+-----------+------+------------------+-----------+
| a new study bible!     | 202       | BAL  | Mike Wallace     | receiving |
+------------------------+-----------+------+------------------+-----------+
| OxySnake               | 232       | BAL  | Danny Woodhead   | rushing   |
+------------------------+-----------+------+------------------+-----------+
| korrandark             | 130       | HOU  | DeAndre Hopkins  | receiving |
+------------------------+-----------+------+------------------+-----------+
| Benne                  | 142       | HOU  | DeAndre Hopkins  | receiving |
+------------------------+-----------+------+------------------+-----------+
| Grittybeard            | 165       | HOU  | DeAndre Hopkins  | receiving |
+------------------------+-----------+------+------------------+-----------+
| bobjr                  | 205       | HOU  | DeAndre Hopkins  | receiving |
+------------------------+-----------+------+------------------+-----------+
| fishing with the fam   | 381       | HOU  | DeAndre Hopkins  | receiving |
+------------------------+-----------+------+------------------+-----------+
| Okibi                  | 401       | HOU  | DeAndre Hopkins  | receiving |
+------------------------+-----------+------+------------------+-----------+
| axeil                  | 49        | HOU  | Lamar Miller     | rushing   |
+------------------------+-----------+------+------------------+-----------+
| TurboFlamingChicken    | 141       | HOU  | Lamar Miller     | rushing   |
+------------------------+-----------+------+------------------+-----------+
| Chichevache            | 248       | HOU  | Lamar Miller     | rushing   |
+------------------------+-----------+------+------------------+-----------+
| Marshmallow Blue       | 267       | HOU  | Lamar Miller     | rushing   |
+------------------------+-----------+------+------------------+-----------+
| seiferguy              | 290       | HOU  | Lamar Miller     | rushing   |
+------------------------+-----------+------+------------------+-----------+
| MrLogan                | 114       | HOU  | Lamar Miller     | receiving |
+------------------------+-----------+------+------------------+-----------+
| Hockles                | 151       | HOU  | Tom Savage       | passing   |
+------------------------+-----------+------+------------------+-----------+
| Uterine Lineup         | 226       | HOU  | Tom Savage       | passing   |
+------------------------+-----------+------+------------------+-----------+
| von Metternich         | 297       | HOU  | Tom Savage       | passing   |
+------------------------+-----------+------+------------------+-----------+
| WaffleZombie           | 444       | HOU  | Tom Savage       | passing   |
+------------------------+-----------+------+------------------+-----------+
| Arnold Layne           | 195       | HOU  | C.J. Fiedorowicz | receiving |
+------------------------+-----------+------+------------------+-----------+
| Strobe                 | 267       | HOU  | D'Onta Foreman   | rushing   |
+------------------------+-----------+------+------------------+-----------+

Stats

# ? Nov 27, 2017 05:46

DariusLikewise: Oct 4, 2008; You wore that on Halloween?

# ? Nov 27, 2017 05:47

Strobe: Jun 30, 2014; GW BRAINWORMS CREW

Heeeeey, I didn't suck that bad this week.

# ? Nov 27, 2017 05:57

the mean lunch lady: Jun 24, 2009; went mad at sea
lots were drawn
Kroenke didn't survive
he was delicious

Oh gently caress, Joe Flacco please play bad

# ? Nov 27, 2017 06:12

The Puppy Bowl: Jan 31, 2013; A dog, in the house.

*woof*

the mean lunch lady posted:

Oh gently caress, Joe Flacco please play bad

Good news friend!

# ? Nov 27, 2017 09:36

axeil: Feb 14, 2006

Week 12 Stats

Uterine Lineup
Hockles
Bjork Blowjob

Results

pre:

+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+-------------+
| User                   | yards | bust  | score | turkey hits |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+-------------+
| korrandark             | 995   | FALSE | 81    | 2           |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+-------------+
| Benne                  | 983   | FALSE | 105   | 3           |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+-------------+
| DariusLikewise         | 980   | FALSE | 54    | 1           |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+-------------+
| Grittybeard            | 960   | FALSE | 78    | 2           |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+-------------+
| von Metternich         | 955   | FALSE | 77    | 2           |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+-------------+
| axeil                  | 951   | FALSE | 26    | 0           |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+-------------+
| Shangri-Law School     | 946   | FALSE | 75    | 2           |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+-------------+
| the mean lunch lady    | 920   | FALSE | 124   | 4           |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+-------------+
| bobjr                  | 920   | FALSE | 73    | 2           |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+-------------+
| TurboFlamingChicken    | 910   | FALSE | 22    | 0           |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+-------------+
| pixelbot2000           | 908   | FALSE | 21    | 0           |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+-------------+
| Nystral                | 897   | FALSE | 95    | 3           |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+-------------+
| MrLogan                | 893   | FALSE | 69    | 2           |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+-------------+
| Young Hegelian         | 875   | FALSE | 18    | 0           |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+-------------+
| a new study bible!     | 846   | FALSE | 42    | 1           |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+-------------+
| Arnold Layne           | 842   | FALSE | 66    | 2           |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+-------------+
| The Puppy Bowl         | 830   | FALSE | 65    | 2           |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+-------------+
| Elephanthead           | 820   | FALSE | 14    | 0           |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+-------------+
| WaffleZombie           | 808   | FALSE | 38    | 1           |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+-------------+
| Chichevache            | 803   | FALSE | 62    | 2           |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+-------------+
| OxySnake               | 790   | FALSE | 11    | 0           |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+-------------+
| Marshmallow Blue       | 784   | FALSE | 60    | 2           |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+-------------+
| seiferguy              | 761   | FALSE | 109   | 4           |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+-------------+
| Strobe                 | 755   | FALSE | 33    | 1           |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+-------------+
| fishing with the fam   | 744   | FALSE | 7     | 0           |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+-------------+
| No Butt Stuff          | 734   | FALSE | 81    | 3           |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+-------------+
| Okibi                  | 724   | FALSE | 105   | 4           |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+-------------+
| totally losing my mime | 685   | FALSE | 4     | 0           |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+-------------+
| Uterine Lineup         | 1026  | TRUE  | 28    | 1           |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+-------------+
| Hockles                | 1101  | TRUE  | 52    | 2           |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+-------------+
| Bjork Bjowlob          | 1149  | TRUE  | 1     | 0           |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+-------------+

Hockles
Uterine Lineup

# ? Nov 29, 2017 00:56

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axeil: Feb 14, 2006

new thread: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3842058

# ? Nov 29, 2017 01:17

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