What are you thankful for

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Detroit_Dogg: Feb 2, 2008; Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT

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cheesetriangles: Jan 5, 2011

Nfl streams so I don't have to watch the dog show.

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Blitz of 404 Error: Sep 19, 2007; Joe Biden is a top 15 president

I am thankful for the Chiefs skid into doo doo

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Shes Not Impressed: Apr 25, 2004

i am thankful for TFF and the internet being good enough in ukraine that i can watch the steelers own

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Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

Blitz7x posted:

I am thankful for the Chiefs skid into doo doo

Same, but with the Raiders. :hfive:

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shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

I am thankful for the NFC East

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R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

honestly thankful there are no more northwestern home games, it is v. cold

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swickles: Aug 21, 2006; I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

Antonio Brown and his new protoge JuJu.

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CannonFodder: Jan 26, 2001; Passion’s Wrench

Iowa State Cyclones.

Bowl bound Deacs, bitch!

Traffic moving on I-95 so I can get to a good Thanksgiving buffet.

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Cavauro: Jan 9, 2008

life is eternal

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D-LINK: Oct 1, 2007; I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

swickles posted:

Antonio Brown and his new protoge JuJu.

Came here to post this

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marioinblack: Sep 21, 2007; Number 1 Bullshit

I'm thankful hockey exists so I can watch something fun and exciting and not the Bucs.

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A.o.D.: Jan 15, 2006; The Suffering of the Succotash.

I am still thankful for the buttfumble.

I am still thankful for 18-1.

I am still thankful for this image:

I will always be thankful that the Falcons scored 28 points in the Superbowl.

and Finally, I am thankful that this actually happened and that it just wasn't a pleasant dream:

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Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

The Seahawks may just be a death spiral at long last.

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3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

I'm thankful for SB50. It looks more and more like a crazy miracle season as time goes on.

More importantly I'm thankful half of LA can't watch the Chargers Cowbiys because of the CBS-Dish dispute lol

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Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

I am thankful for Jay Cutler

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buddhanc: Feb 16, 2010

Thankful for being bowl eligible again finally.

Thankful for TFF bros

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R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

Ehud posted:

I am thankful for Jay Cutler

hell, same

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Probably Magic: Oct 9, 2012; Looking cute, feeling cute.

I am thankful the Titans finally beat the Colts this year.

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C-Euro: Mar 20, 2010; Soiled Meat

I am thankful that the rest of my life is buttoned-up enough that my main complaints this Thanksgiving are watching my football teams be bad.

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Aaaaaaarrrrrggggg: Oct 4, 2004; ha, ha, ha, og me ekam

I am thankful for Soothing Vapor's wife.

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DariusLikewise: Oct 4, 2008; You wore that on Halloween?

I'm thankful that my team no longer employs Jeff Fisher

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AsInHowe: Jan 11, 2007; red winged angel

I hate everything

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got any sevens: Feb 9, 2013; by Cyrano4747

Mortality

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sweet thursday: Sep 16, 2012

Im thankful for realizing that only Andy Kaufman got to be Andy Kaufman and even Weezy only got close by dying an untimely death. The rest of us are going to be screaming into the void until it swallows us and shits out another forgettable lump of matter, and that's okay.
I give the NFL another 5 years tops.
Merry Christmas yall 😊

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Abugadu: Jul 12, 2004; 1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.

I'm thankful that GB and Wisc football is usually p good and not the shitshow it was in the mid 80s

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Moneyball: Jul 11, 2005; It's a problem you think we need to explain ourselves.

Five things I'm thankful for

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Cash Monet: Apr 5, 2009

I'm thankful that Jerry Jones has torpedoed his team's locker room and season.

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Paint Crop Pro: Mar 22, 2007; Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.

I'm thankful that the Vikings are probably going to win the NFC North.

Im thankful for Coach Zim for being cool and good and that no one can flim flam the Zim Zam.

Playoffs will probably be some horrible loss but I am going to enjoy the ride while I can.

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Tom Sellout: May 27, 2011; $240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.

I am thankful that one day Jerry Jones and Jason Garrett will die. They will lose everything they own, everyone they love and everything their legacies entail. It sustains me. I pray a prompt nuclear winter, allahu ackbar.

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Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

socialism

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Probably Magic: Oct 9, 2012; Looking cute, feeling cute.

Kalli posted:

socialism

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Durandal1707: Oct 11, 2013

I'm thankful for Philip Rivers still being the QB for my team.

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AsInHowe: Jan 11, 2007; red winged angel

Kalli posted:

socialism

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Yodzilla: Apr 29, 2005; Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch

I am thankful for my son and wife and dog and the Eagles going 18-1

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Adun: Apr 15, 2001; Publicola; Fun Shoe

My wife my health and Case Keenum

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a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Durandal1707 posted:

I'm thankful for Philip Rivers still being the QB for my team.

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TheChirurgeon: Aug 7, 2002; Remember how good you are; Taco Defender

Tom Sellout posted:

I am thankful that one day Jerry Jones and Jason Garrett will die. They will lose everything they own, everyone they love and everything their legacies entail. It sustains me. I pray a prompt nuclear winter, allahu ackbar.

same

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Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

I am thankful that the majority of this day was not giants redskins

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I�m thankful for the hospital staff working on this holiday season as my elderly mom sits in the ER being treated for pneumonia.

Also you goons for being relatively entertaining in the GDT, even if these 3 games are ultimately real stinkers.

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