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epic bird guy
Dec 9, 2014

Sent

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Slung Blade
Jul 11, 2002

IN STEEL WE TRUST

I'm in too. BAAAAAA

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

:siren: One week to go, and I've heard from 37 players:

Adiabatic
Angryhampster
Bajaha
Beverly Cleavage
bolind
CannonFodder
Cop Porn Popper
CornHolio
cursedshitbox
DICK DICER
Ephphatha
EpicBirdEnthusiast
extreme_accordion
Fermented Tinal
Fo3
Freelop
Godholio
Goober Peas
InitialDave
IOwnCalculus
KozmoNaut
Liquid Communism
Maksimus54
Metal Geir Skogul
Naked Bear
Pomp and Circumcized
Seat Safety Switch
Seminal Flu
SharkyTM
Shrugs Not Drugs
slothrop
Slung Blade
some_admin
Somewhat Heroic
stevobob
Terrible Robot
wrar

If you don't see your name on here and you've submitted answers, please let me know so we can fix this. Otherwise, keep those answers rolling in - I would like to see at least 23 more players!

alternate.eago
Jul 19, 2006
Insert randomness here.

Adiabatic posted:

Yas queen!

He made me do it. I did it.

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher
BOOB_INTERCEPTOR reporting in

Munkeylord
Jun 21, 2012
I was just typing to let you know I followed the rules mostly and that the format may or may not be correct, but it is mostly correct. The email is correct at least. Thank you for letting me participate!

-STAY GAY ADIABATIC YOU'RE A BEAUTIFUL HITLER

Munkeylord fucked around with this message at 01:23 on Dec 14, 2017

Terrible Robot
Jul 2, 2010

FRIED CHICKEN
Slippery Tilde

Munkeylord posted:

I was just typing to let you know I followed the rules mostly and that the format may or may not be correct, but it is mostly correct. The email is correct at least. Thank you for letting me participate!

-STAY GAY ADIABATIC YOU'RE A BEAUTIFUL HITLER

Yay! Constant pestering DOES work

The Locator
Sep 12, 2004

Out here, everything hurts.





Terrible terrible answers sent.

LloydDobler
Oct 15, 2005

You shared it with a dick.

I missed the last couple but I'm in this time.

Arishtat
Jan 2, 2011

Bleep bleep I'm a sheep.

StormDrain
May 22, 2003

Thirteen Letter
Did the ting!

Nystral
Feb 6, 2002

Every man likes a pretty girl with him at a skeleton dance.
IN!

I'm going to be a middle of pack player just like every lurker

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

Just over three days left to get your Sheep answers in; so far I've heard from 46 players:

Adiabatic
alternate.eago
Angryhampster
Arishtat
Bajaha
Beverly Cleavage
bolind
CannonFodder
CAT INTERCEPTOR
Cop Porn Popper
CornHolio
cursedshitbox
DICK DICER
Ephphatha
EpicBirdEnthusiast
extreme_accordion
Fermented Tinal
Fjelltorsk
Fo3
Freelop
Godholio
Goober Peas
InitialDave
IOwnCalculus
KozmoNaut
Liquid Communism
LloydDobler
Maksimus54
mekilljoydammit
Metal Geir Skogul
Naked Bear
Nystral
Pomp and Circumcized
Seat Safety Switch
Seminal Flu
SharkyTM
Shrugs Not Drugs
slothrop
Slung Blade
some_admin
Somewhat Heroic
stevobob
StormDrain
Terrible Robot
The Locator
wrar

If you don't see your name here and you've sent in your answers, please let me know ASAP! Otherwise, keep sending them in - 14 more players are wanted!

Terrible Robot
Jul 2, 2010

FRIED CHICKEN
Slippery Tilde
Make that 13 players, I finally bothered my buddy enough to send in his answers. Maybe now I can work on getting him to actually post, too.

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


sent

Grakkus
Sep 4, 2011

Sent!

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:

So question: With the engine layout, are you talking literally the block design? (V, H, I?) or do you mean the powertrain layout? Mid Engine/front/rear/RWD?

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

slidebite posted:

So question: With the engine layout, are you talking literally the block design? (V, H, I?) or do you mean the powertrain layout? Mid Engine/front/rear/RWD?

quote:

4. Some of the questions are vague - intentionally so! It's your job to interpret them as you think the majority of AI will.

I have no idea how I answered that one. Which makes it all the more fun for the reveal :buddy:

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:

Haha yeah, that makes sense. Thanks dude

Hansolio
Nov 4, 2009

I W A N T M Y M T V

Terrible answers sent!

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:

Awful answers submitted

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

:siren: :siren: One day to go, and I've received entries from 51 players so far. Nine more players to reach the goal of 60!

Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist

Correct answers have been send'd

stevobob
Nov 16, 2008

Alchemy - the study of how to turn LS1's into a 20B. :science:


Get in there :toot:

NitroSpazzz
Dec 9, 2006

You don't need style when you've got strength!


Submitted - think I even got the format right this time

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

Five hours left, and I've heard from 57 players so far! Three more to reach my goal!

Alarbus
Mar 31, 2010
Sent!

Kia Soul Enthusias
May 9, 2004

zoom-zoom
Toilet Rascal
Sent! Just finished my Christmas cards, too.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Mine's almost ready. A couple more days, I think.

Magnus Praeda
Jul 18, 2003
The largess in the land.
Entries entered with expectations of last place!

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

Entries are now closed, and I've heard from a total of 61 players:

AA (This isn't a username, it's the initials from an email that didn't have a username attached - please get back to me so I can fix this!)
Adiabatic
Alarbus
alternate.eago
Angryhampster
Arishtat
Bajaha
Bentai
Beverly Cleavage
BigPaddy
bolind
CannonFodder
CAT INTERCEPTOR
Charles
chrisgt
Cop Porn Popper
CornHolio
cursedshitbox
Darchangel
DICK DICER
Enourmo
Ephphatha
EpicBirdEnthusiast
extreme_accordion
Fermented Tinal
Fjelltorsk
Fo3
Freelop
Godholio
Goober Peas
Grakkus!
Hansolio
infamousweinerscam
InitialDave
IOwnCalculus
KozmoNaut
Liquid Communism
LloydDobler
Magnus Praeda
Maksimus54
mekilljoydammit
Metal Geir Skogul
nadmonk
Naked Bear
NitroSpazzz
Nystral
Pomp and Circumcized
Seat Safety Switch
Seminal Flu
SharkyTM
Shrugs Not Drugs
slidebite
slothrop
Slung Blade
some_admin
Somewhat Heroic
stevobob
StormDrain
Terrible Robot
The Locator
wrar

If you don't see your name on here, get back to me ASAP so I can fix it. Otherwise, thank you all for entering and I will see you all on Friday for the reveal of Questions 1 and 2!

Adiabatic
Nov 18, 2007

What have you assholes done now?
Thats Applebees Appetizer put me back into the number one spot now thanks

Elmnt80
Dec 30, 2012


Put him last out of spite. :colbert:

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

Question 1: Considering how uniformly awful <insert brand>’s cars have been, this one bucks the trend and is totally awesome.








Question 2: Everyone always rips on front-wheel drive cars as being crappy to drive. This car begs to differ.







Answers soon...

MrChips fucked around with this message at 23:08 on Dec 22, 2017

Terrible Robot
Jul 2, 2010

FRIED CHICKEN
Slippery Tilde
:f5:

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

Question 1: Considering how uniformly awful <insert brand>’s cars have been, this one bucks the trend and is totally awesome.

Mitsubishi Lancer Evo - 5
Slung Blade
Beverly Cleavage
Maksimus54
slothrop
mekilljoydammit

Kia Stinger - 4
Angryhampster
Goober Peas
SharkyTM
Grakkus!

Chevrolet Corvette - 4
The Locator
Hansolio
Seminal Flu
Enourmo

Dodge Hellcat - 4
Darchangel
EpicBirdEnthusiast
Fo3
Somewhat Heroic

Chrysler PT Cruiser - 3
Pomp and Circumcized
Ephphatha
Metal Geir Skogul

Lada Niva - 2
InitialDave
Fjelltorsk

Maserati, Biturbo - 2
DICK DICER
Freelop

Dodge Viper - 2
CannonFodder
LloydDobler

Nissan GTR - 2
CornHolio
Bajaha

Toyota 86/Scion FR-S - 2
bolind
stevobob

Ford - 2
infamousweinerscam
AAnon

ACES:

Genesis Coupe - Cop Porn Popper
BMW; E39 M5 - Seat Safety Switch
Chrysler, anything 12 valve oil burner - cursedshitbox
Dodge Challenger - IOwnCalculus
Cadilliac CTS-V - wrar
Cadillac Catera - KozmoNaut
Pontiac Trans Am - Liquid Communism
the Automotive Insanity posters’ - N/A - Adiabatic
Saturn ION - Naked Bear
Chevy Bolt - Godholio
Dacia Sandero - Terrible Robot
passers-by were horrified by the amazing amounts of blood - extreme_accordion
Chrysler LX cars - Shrugs Not Drugs
Fiat 500 Abarth - some_admin
Ford Focus - Fermented Tinal
Chevrolet - alternate.eago
Lancia Delta S4 - CAT INTERCEPTOR
Chrysler - Arishtat
Mazda Miata - StormDrain
GM Corvette - Nystral
Dodge Omni GLH - nadmonk
Dodge Demon - slidebite
Lexus LFA - NitroSpazzz
Hyundai - Bentai
AMC Eagle - BigPaddy
Subaru Ascent - chrisgt
Kia - Alarbus
Fiat 124 - Charles
Fiat Multipla - Magnus Praeda





Question 2: Everyone always rips on front-wheel drive cars as being crappy to drive. This car begs to differ.

VW Golf - 8
CannonFodder
Goober Peas
Seminal Flu
Arishtat
Darchangel
NitroSpazzz
AAnon
Nystral

Honda/Acura Integra - 8
Maksimus54
Seat Safety Switch
IOwnCalculus
bolind
Bajaha
slothrop
alternate.eago
Fjelltorsk

Honda Civic - 8
Liquid Communism
Fo3
Beverly Cleavage
SharkyTM
LloydDobler
Bentai
BigPaddy
Fermented Tinal

Ford Fiesta - 6
InitialDave
Ephphatha
Terrible Robot
slidebite
The Locator
Hansolio

Ford Focus - 4
Freelop
Angryhampster
Metal Geir Skogul
Alarbus

Mazdaspeed 3 - 2
Cop Porn Popper
stevobob

Classic Mini Cooper - 2
Somewhat Heroic
Enourmo

MINI Cooper - 2
CornHolio
nadmonk

ACES:

Chrysler PT Cruiser - Pomp and Circumcized
Rear engine, front wheel drive tube frame Maserati Biturbo - DICK DICER
1967-70 eldorado. 500 cubes and fwd - cursedshitbox
Peugot 106 GTI - wrar
Reliant Robin - KozmoNaut
CommieGIR - Adiabatic
Saturn ION - Naked Bear
Ford Torino - Godholio
passers-by were horrified by the amazing amounts of blood - extreme_accordion
Any modern Volvo - Shrugs Not Drugs
Saab 9-5 - some_admin
Saab 99 - EpicBirdEnthusiast
1990 TOYOTA CELICA GT-S - Slung Blade
Your mum's best friend - CAT INTERCEPTOR
Honda CRX - mekilljoydammit
Fiat 500 Abarth - StormDrain
Mazda 2 - infamousweinerscam
Peugeot 205 GTi - Grakkus!
Miata stuck in reverse - chrisgt
Mazda MP3 - Charles
Fiat Multipla - Magnus Praeda

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

Scores after question 2:

Maksimus54 - 13
Beverly Cleavage - 13
slothrop - 13
Goober Peas - 12
Fo3 - 12
SharkyTM - 12
Seminal Flu - 12
Darchangel - 12
CannonFodder - 10
Bajaha - 10
bolind - 10
The Locator - 10
LloydDobler - 10
Fjelltorsk - 10
Hansolio - 10
AAnon - 10
Seat Safety Switch - 9
Ephphatha - 9
IOwnCalculus - 9
Liquid Communism - 9
Fermented Tinal - 9
alternate.eago - 9
Arishtat - 9
Nystral - 9
NitroSpazzz - 9
Bentai - 9
BigPaddy - 9
InitialDave - 8
Angryhampster - 8
Metal Geir Skogul - 7
Terrible Robot - 7
slidebite - 7
Freelop - 6
Somewhat Heroic - 6
Slung Blade - 6
mekilljoydammit - 6
Enourmo - 6
EpicBirdEnthusiast - 5
Grakkus! - 5
Alarbus - 5
Pomp and Circumcized - 4
stevobob - 4
CornHolio - 4
Cop Porn Popper - 3
DICK DICER - 3
infamousweinerscam - 3
nadmonk - 3
cursedshitbox - 2
wrar - 2
KozmoNaut - 2
Adiabatic - 2
Naked Bear - 2
Godholio - 2
extreme_accordion - 2
Shrugs Not Drugs - 2
some_admin - 2
CAT INTERCEPTOR - 2
StormDrain - 2
chrisgt - 2
Charles - 2
Magnus Praeda - 2

See you all tomorrow for the reveal of Questions 3 and 4!

Bajaha
Apr 1, 2011

BajaHAHAHA.



The Stinger is the pro answer for that one.

Having driven an Evo X with the flappy paddles, meh. Maybe the earlier generations are more fun, or maybe a manual box of enough to redeem the car but it didn't feel particularly special.

The interior was laughable (coming from someone who's familiar with Subaru's noise-of-the-day utilitarian interiors) and it had the loudest washer fluid pump I've ever heard.

Seat Safety Switch
May 27, 2008

MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.

Pillbug
But Kia already has the first-gen Sportage and Rio wagon. :colbert:

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slothrop
Dec 7, 2006

Santa Alpha, Fox One... Gifts Incoming ~~~>===|>

Soiled Meat
Off to a flying start! Much like my entries in MrChips SASC threads I expect to crash and burn very shortly

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