Liquid Drink posted:

The year is 2006. Sony is the laughingstock of E3. "Giant enemy crab!". "It's Ridge Racer. Riiiiidge Racer!!". "Nobody wants their controllers to rumble any more. It's an old technology and a thing of the past". "Five hundred and ninety nine US dollars". "You will want to work a second job to get one!" they proclaim to a shocked and stunned audience.

"Feh" I say to Sony's stumble as I stroll into a suburban Circuit City to pay the extra $100 for 40 extra gigs, wi-fi, and 2 more USB ports over the 20GB poverty version. "You never know if you will be in a situation where you need to plug a CompactFlash card into your PS3" I mutter to myself while barely considering my options.

"That will be $649.48" the clerk says. "Would you like to buy an extended warranty for a paltry $199.98?" he inquires as his manager stares him down, performance review in hand. "Heh." I respond. "There's no way that what I'm going to do with this thing wouldn't make that warranty invalid" I retort with a bemused chuckle. He feverishly checks the employee handbook for the script response to that scenario. There aren't any.

I park my Chevy Lumina and lug the brand new PS3 into my dimly-lit domicile (it is a Monday afternoon and no one is home). As tempting as the thought is, I know that opening the prodigious box isn't even an option. I secure it in a closet where even the most seasoned of vagrants or nosy children would never be able to find it. There it sits for several years on its stock firmware. Me, waiting for the day when MaxConsole.net informs me that a hack is available, but you would have had to have been shrewd enough to have not connected it to the internet or updated it at any time in the past 2 years. That day comes, and only those on firmware 3.55 or below can partake in the festivities. An exclusive club with very few members, indeed. I snicker as I get my USB stick ready with PS3UPDATE.PUP and a root beer in hand.

I enjoy my hacked PS3 greatly. I simper as I jump from Jumping Flash 3(j).iso to Final Fantasy X.cue to Final Fantasy XII.bin with just the press of a home button; the wireless controllers only adding to the fun. Three generations of consoles spanning 20 years literally at my fingertips. I sit there, wishing people heard my screams of "DON'T UPDATE YOUR PS3!!!!" to no avail. I lay crestfallen during the late hours of the night that my warnings fell on deaf ears. They would never get to experience the joy of opening the MultiMan homebrew app, selecting GTA IV, and having my PS3 incorrectly assume that the DJ Hero disc in the drive was what it said it was.

But alas, the day has come. That day being Thanksgiving of 2017 (it's almost poetic in a way). The PS3's firmware can now be downgraded to the coveted 3.55 firmware no matter how recent your PS3 firmware is thanks to your devil may care attitude in regards to updating. You no longer need a degree in arthroscopic surgery to install the 47-pin progskeet downgrader to enjoy what I have been enjoying for several years. Everyone, no matter where they come from, what social class they belong to, and no matter what fugazi television color encoding system your country uses; everyone gets to enjoy a PS3 that can play every PS1, PS2, and PS3 game ever made via the 2TB USB hard drive you will undoubtedly have dangling from one of the front-only USB ports.

I am so happy to be able to share this great news with you all.

http://www.psx-place.com/threads/ps...released.15500/

Enjoy. I know I have.



Edit: gently caress, beaten!

Uncle at Nintendo posted:

Mine is like me too. A fat model that overheats easily and plays old games

Pablo Gigante posted:

The plan was I would carry my PS3 about 2miles to her house, hack the firmware, maybe talk to her a bit while I was there. I was hoping for at least a hug out of this ordeal

goferchan posted:

*room floods with gender swap gas now that everyone's let their guard down*

Pablo Gigante posted:

The Third Annual Imp Zone Reverse Recruitment Thread [Mod Approved]

American McGay posted:

GorfZaplen posted:

GorfZaplen posted:

In Soviet Russia, PS3 hack you!

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Uncle at Dendy

elf help book posted:

if you hack your console while its still in stores, you have no heart
if you dont hack your console when its 20 years old, you have no brain

Pablo Nergigante posted:

American McGay posted:

https://twitter.com/Wario64/status/1400088593989730307?s=19

Sub-Actuality posted:

mysterious loyall X posted:

all the games are brown and there's none to play (and there's none to play)

That Little Demon posted:

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Len posted:

So I just modded my Vita last night. I've got the SD adapter on the way. What are some things I should do with it?

my morning jackass posted:

I’ve been told it’s been hacked no matter what firmware you’re on.

elf help book posted:

Plutonis posted:

Oh my god lol

Bicyclops posted:

it's too bad he didn't have an alt. i sure could use some help with this indigo GBA. if nobody can tell me how to do these minor repairs, i guess i'll just have to throw it away and buy digital versions of all the games....

Phantasium posted:

ps3 turns 18 this year, not sure if they'll care

Wormskull posted:

Bahuhuh.