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Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

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Who won? I stopped watching the race halfway through.

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Apr 18, 2008

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Tsaedje posted:

Bottas got a Grand Slam

Probably dirty Mercedes cheating, Finns are ersatz Germans (see: 2016 Weltmeister N. Rosberg)

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

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https://www.motorsport.com/f1/news/drivers-given-glimpse-of-2021-aero-concepts-983391/

quote:

It is believed the illustrations presented were focused on aerodynamic concepts, described by one driver as "futuristic" and another as "space age", rather than a complete car design.

F1 202X: Boldly Going

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

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By 2021 Force India will have settled its rebranding project and re-emerge as Force-ZERO

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Apr 18, 2008

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ABSOLUTE BOY

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Apr 18, 2008

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Has there been any more about Sauber becoming FORCE ALFA?

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Apr 18, 2008

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Who is Ericsson’s money? Not his family.

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Apr 18, 2008

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F1 2018: Robert Kubica is objectively irrelevant to the topic at hand

Schlesische posted:

Rinoe

Americans have magical new ways of saying a bunch of car manufacturers. With some, like Hyundai, they're probably more correct. With a bunch of other ones, they're probably not.

Hyundai ran an ad campaign in the US once with the joke that we kept saying their name wrong

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

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To be fair to us it’s a legacy spelling, the modern romanization schemes would render it as hyondae or something and we’d have a better idea how to say it

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Apr 18, 2008

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”I’m not driving one-handed”, says man who everyone now thinks is driving one-handed.

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Apr 18, 2008

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What is this thing I’m feeling? Am I hype for livery reveals?

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Apr 18, 2008

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Pierogi posted:



Kubica giving a hand to the team. :stonk:

What a badass.

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

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Big Sha Leclerc and Fat Tony G for joint 2018 MWDC

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Apr 18, 2008

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BubbaGrace posted:

FCA using garbage Sauber as a Ferrari B-Team with 2 nobody drivers in an attempt to strengthen the Alfa brand is hilarious to me. I'm not seeing the pay off here.

Big Sha will have his eye on a Scud seat for sure

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

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Two possibilities spring to mind:
-F1 has lost his thrill now that he thinks he’s proven himself to be the best ever
-He’s gonna go try to beat Nando to the Tri—no wait he thinks Indy is too dangerous so scratch that
-Uhhhhh NASCAR?

There’s no way Lewis Hamilton of all people would be able to retire and actually stay away from F1, he’d be back in a year

Comedy option: he knows he’s in deeper poo poo with the taxman than it first appeared over his private jet shenanigans and he needs to run away and become a taxi driver in Timbuktu.

Whichever it is, Pascal Wehrlein needs new pants now

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Apr 18, 2008

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Wirth1000 posted:

Did anyone even read the article?

Not at all, I’m 100% bullshitting based on my superficial understanding of the situation from a single cherry-picked quote

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

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I’m hoping the car looks sick af

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Apr 18, 2008

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I’d also like to take this time to commend solid Canadian hero Lance Stroll for deciding to get a Rolex the hard way instead of just buying one

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Apr 18, 2008

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Between Frank, Kubica, and Stroll the team almost has a whole functioning person

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Apr 18, 2008

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Wirth1000 posted:

What does Stroll bring?

The whole thing will be funded by family money and the shambling frankendriver that will result will be stitched together by children working the night shift at a Tommy Hilfiger factory in Bangalore.

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Apr 18, 2008

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gret posted:

EA Sport F1 2018. Must buy $10 million worth of in-app credits to buy a seat.

Highly realistic simulated weather effects sprinklers

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

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17-18 F1 Off-Season: Loo-Hiss Ham-milk-ten

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Apr 18, 2008

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Ban that image for a rivals.com pun

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Apr 18, 2008

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I’m glad you saved me from sitting there brows knit muttering “Fish... Tennessee?” over and over

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Apr 18, 2008

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It looks okay

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Apr 18, 2008

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I hate people who gently caress Mac and cheese

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Apr 18, 2008

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Daniil Kyvat tested for Euro NASCAR

(Link)

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

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I didn’t even know there was Euro NASCAR but apparently there is, they run six races a year, five on road courses and one on a half-mile oval in the Netherlands

Pirate Radar fucked around with this message at 15:05 on Dec 6, 2017

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Apr 18, 2008

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What’s Frankie Muniz up to these days anyway?

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Apr 18, 2008

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Black Pudding is fuckin’ delicious

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Apr 18, 2008

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It sure seems like a dumb and very bad decision

Jalop covered it well: https://jalopnik.com/international-motorsports-council-picks-worst-woman-pos-1821125721

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Apr 18, 2008

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nsaP posted:

She's not wrong tbh.

You think Newey's gonna redesign a cockpit for a woman's hips? You ever seen how slender the current batch of soyboys are?

Is a soyboy like a cuck? I’m not up on my terminology here.

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Apr 18, 2008

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lol, just lol if you watch and care about ballsports

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Apr 18, 2008

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WILLIAMS 2018: SIR GAY “That Joke Would Be Illegal In His Country” SIROTKIN vs. LANCE “Avro Canada Arrow” STROLL

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Apr 18, 2008

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Removing grid girls won’t matter to the people who’d rather gently caress hunky Canadian national hero Lance “Arrow” Stroll the cars.

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Apr 18, 2008

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In the brexit porn parody she’s Teaser Maynot

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Apr 18, 2008

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Theophany posted:

Where can I find this? Asking for a friend.

You may think that, but I have to warn you that she’s accompanied by Jizza Phwoarbyn, Gladimhere Putitin, Knickerless Virgin*, and Boris Johnson.





*this one took me a while to get, not because I don’t know who Nicola Sturgeon is, but because I expected better wordplay

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

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So the Formula E/Brexit grid girls will be...



Halo14 posted:

Are we so PC now that Grid Girls are on the way out? jfc.

I don’t see what personal computers have to do with it

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Apr 18, 2008

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F1 2018: Phwoarza Phwoararri vs. Lance “Good Taste, Tastes Good” Stroll

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Apr 18, 2008

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Pirelli is projecting that the 2018 cars will be two seconds a lap faster than the 2017 cars, largely because of Lance “Studley Drive-Right” Stroll

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