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ArbitraryC posted:i don't think the dismissal is really snobbery so much as ranch being like the ubiquitous "I'm dipping my fried foods in seasoned mayo" dressing that's rightfully associated with our obesity epidemic. It's also the only condiment I know of that has such a weird cult following people carry it around in the purses and buy jewel encrusted bottles and kegs of online. Sriracha probably, but that's an entirely different beast
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Tolkien minority posted:Do you seriously put loving ranch dressing on pizza? You disgust me Look it's not like we're talking about quality pizza here. You're already eating garbage, putting slightly less bad tasting garbage on top is a-ok. It's either this or a gallon of hot sauce.
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Nov 27, 2017 00:48
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In highschool, there were tubs and vats of bulk ranch dressing with spouts on the condiments table. And those things would end up empty, because students pour it all over their pizza and fries. Blue cheese all the way. Salt mixes with it so much better.
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Big Beef City posted:Sriracha probably, but that's an entirely different beast tbh carrying around your own private stash of sriracha would almost be weirder to me because basically anywhere you'd wanna put it on food is gonna supply it either in house or at worst with like bottles of tabasco on tables.
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ArbitraryC posted:i don't think the dismissal is really snobbery so much as ranch being like the ubiquitous "I'm dipping my fried foods in seasoned mayo" Tartare sauce used to fill this role.
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Not only for style purposes, but for practicality I wear a trenchcoat everywhere. When dining, I whip it open, instead of cheap watches or being nude beneath it, it instead reveals dozens of those minuscule bottles of tobasco, sriracha, customized ranch bottles, artisan varieties of Heinz (PURPLE!? YES!) ketchup, mustard in hand filled syringes, and so much more. I sound like a hobo's trash bag when I walk and many local establishments will no longer cater to me (jealous of my immense arsenal that they can't compete with), but so, so worth it.
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Nov 27, 2017 01:29
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Lolie posted:Tartare sauce used to fill this role. Sophisticated Europeans use plain mayonnaise
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Nov 27, 2017 01:40
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mayo goes on fries
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im the rear end in a top hat who's turned into bringing their own salt/flavored seasoning for popcorn at the movie theater
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OXBALLS DOT COM posted:Sophisticated Europeans use plain mayonnaise We just don’t eat the poo poo you do. Sophisticated health laws prevent the USA importing meat or dairy products to Europe. That and a sense of taste.
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General China posted:We just don’t eat the poo poo you do. Lol https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3792275
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Nov 27, 2017 02:25
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Magius1337est posted:mayo goes on fries Creamy or tangy?
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Nov 27, 2017 02:30
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mayo (ideally duke's) mixed with ketchup (ideally hunt's) is good asf with fries
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Nov 27, 2017 02:36
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Chlorinate your chickens. I hate to think what you do to cows to get them banned from being exported to Europe. Eat that poo poo up. For our own good, we have been prevented from eating US meat.
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Nov 27, 2017 02:42
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General China posted:Chlorinate your chickens. It's called protectionism dummy
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OXBALLS DOT COM posted:It's called protectionism dummy Protecting Europe from your quite awful food standards and the way you treat food. It’s called food safety, oval office.
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Nov 27, 2017 02:51
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If your pizza needs dipping sauce you need to get better loving pizza.
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Nov 27, 2017 02:52
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ranch... or cool ranch
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Didn't read a single reply in this thread, and anyone that says anything other than blue cheese is a poo poo person.
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fishing with the fam posted:Didn't read a single reply in this thread, and anyone that says anything other than blue cheese is a poo poo person. Pre-crumbled?
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Nov 27, 2017 03:05
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Blue cheese crumbles on a medium rare burg tastes mighty fine.
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General China posted:Protecting Europe from your quite awful food standards and the way you treat food. yeah you mad cow motherfuckers sure have safe food, that is when it's actually beef and not horse
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Depends on the food. wings are good with blue cheese. pizza is good with ranch.
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In California, people put ranch dressing on their pizza. Probably because all of the pizza is poo poo.
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Lauroon Kyanka posted:i witnessed girls in high school who would empty ranch dressing packets into a bag of flaming hot cheetos. they would shake it up until it was a red paste. then they would slurp the contents out of the bag like a gogurt. i would squeeze the juice from a large sour pickle into a bag of flaming hot cheetos and add a bunch of this  then proceed as you described gets me jacked!!!
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General China posted:I've just googled ranch cheese and I'm none the wiser. What the gently caress is ranch cheese? You don't want to know
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Ruggan posted:Pre-crumbled? Every form of blue cheese is superior to any form of ranch.
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I think this girl is jsut small.
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ranch is for idiot babies and baby idiots but idiot babies at least have a chance to grow out of ranch sorry baby idiots
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Real ranch dressing, made from proper buttermilk and herbs, is delicious. You really don't know what you're missing out on if all you've had is the bottled stuff.
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Nov 27, 2017 05:33
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i loves me some pumpkin pie with ranch dressing on top
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Good blue cheese dressing is strong enough that you need very little of it on a salad to enjoy the taste. Ranch(99% of it, anyway) is so flavorless that people end up using gargantuan amounts, which leads to gargantuan people.
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Lolie posted:Creamy or tangy? tangy is poo poo for heathens
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Wicker Man posted:In highschool, there were tubs and vats of bulk ranch dressing with spouts on the condiments table. And those things would end up empty, because students pour it all over their pizza and fries. same but they would use the same tubs interchangeably for ranch, mayo, and tartar sauce and would cut the supply with whatever happened to be on hand as they ran low. So early in the school year they'd have some decent buttermilk ranch but when students inevitably blew through a semester's supply in the first couple of months it would mutate into this awful mix of white sauces.
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