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UWBW

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Black Friday is a hell of a drug, and because of it I now own a PS4 and a copy of WWE 2k18. I have little to no interest in playing WWE 2k18 myself, though. No. I have a much bigger plan. It's something I've wanted to do ever since watching videos about it years ago - make my own terrible Royal Rumble.

Imagine, if you will, 30 absolutely terrible wrestlers climbing into a ring together and beating the everloving christ out of eachother for fame and glory, except all of them are terrible shitposts.

I can't promise I will produce any kind of decent representations of any of these characters, but here is the roster as it stands so far:

Homestar no arms, long legs, white body with red shirt
Big Retard Character from Stardew Valley
Line Piece Extremely tall, very thin. The line piece from tetris
Jakob Ammann Founder of the amish.
Mormon Jesus White robe, red cape, jesus
Byeah Byeah
T Piece Short, thin, very long shoulders. T block from tetris
Sanic Sanic
Mario Mario
Waluigi
Moon knight White robe with cowl, if possible
Doom Guy Beefy dude in green shirt and a helmet
tube man WACKY INFLATABLE TUBE MAN
Chicken nugget Small fat brown man with no legs
Papa John
Noctis
BB-8 Little fat man with no legs but GIGANTIC ARMS
Crash Bandicoot ORANJ
Owen wilson Whao
Wegman Owner of the Wegmans' Food Markets chain (deceased)
Archie From Archie comics
piga dgrifm Peter Griffin with brain damage
Ganondorf
Link
Little Mac Short fit guy with boxing gloves
Balrog from SF
Master Hand This one might be a stretch
Trumby
Obambus
Harambe Please ki9ll this character
Pepe the frogge Greene face boye
JEB PLEASE CLAP
Sans UNdertal the spokoy skeleton from undertlae
Ringo Starr Dishes out the beats, and beatdowns
One Punch Man
Zelda
Goku
Flame shirt neck beard
King DEDEDE With hammer if possible
Danny Devito
Steve buscemi
Adidas russians
Hipster
Milennial
Shrek
Senor Cartgage
Marzipan
homsar
strongbad
strong mad
coach z
@dril
Donkey Kong
Adam Sandler
Bones and Therapist
The Dude
Walter from TBL
Animal Crossing villager
ding dong from oney plays
oney
julain from oney plays
Grassman
Chokester big hands, no neck
The Baby
El Kick ONE GIANT FOOT
Balrog from cave story
quote from cave story
"The Runner" straight from gang garrison two
crying face emoji movie man
The Planters Peanut



The list above was a group effort. Now, I'm asking you, BYOB, for more suggestions. Who should be in this fight for the championship belt?

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UWBW

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Required watching if you want to contribute

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDlD-Qkt92I


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig, and Koishi for the last one. TVsVeryOwn made the CyberMike.

Rushi

by Smythe
that video is incredible

can you add yelling cowboy

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Macnult

bobblehead michael jordan
a wooden 3d model
groucho marx
van gogh
flat stanley
a giant nose with hairs for legs
smoobles

Rushi

by Smythe
misterrrrrrrrrrr
saaaaaaaaladddddddddd
creaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam

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cda

by Hand Knit
smoobles

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Putty

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Rockcock64

The goombas from the mario bros movie

The Tree that Grows in Brooklyn

UWBW

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Here's a short taste of what you're in for.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzUfc3ktn7Y

[it auto-censors the music, so there might be some weird silences in there]


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig, and Koishi for the last one. TVsVeryOwn made the CyberMike.

Twenty Four


That super flamboyant papa john walk up was funny, but I think my favorite part was that old dude up on the ladder and Jesus just keeps punching him in the butt over and over. I did skip a bunch of the fighting so maybe something else was really good in there.

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Twenty Four posted:

That super flamboyant papa john walk up was funny, but I think my favorite part was that old dude up on the ladder and Jesus just keeps punching him in the butt over and over. I did skip a bunch of the fighting so maybe something else was really good in there.

Fair, you're either into wrasslin or you're not.

Finished characters so far:

Mormon Jesus
Jakob Ammann
Doom Guy
Papa John
Noctis
Ted Cruz
The Gopnik
The Trash Man
Ringo Starr
Homestar Runner
There's one more I'm forgetting but needless to say things are heating up


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig, and Koishi for the last one. TVsVeryOwn made the CyberMike.

Putty

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Mr. Snuggles

Orange Sunlight filters through the Dusk. The world turns and turns purple.
The baker
Shaggy from scooby doo
Mackeeper
Bonzi Buddy
Arnold Palmer
The cat guy from kiss
Really really big man
Mr. Brightside
Dayman conquerer of the nightman champion of the sun
Three kids in a trenchcoat
Anesthesiologist (He'll knock you out)
Richard Nixon
Arthur
UPS Deliveryman with brown shorts and polo
A french guy in a striped crew-neck tee

--- Making the world a little brighter, one hug at a time. ---

sockingtonsworth

Regis Philbin
the Ghost of christmas past
bakesgiving rooster

cda

by Hand Knit
smoobles

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sockingtonsworth

what about smoobles instead of my three things, an idea i just had

Rushi

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make all of them byob posters

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UWBW

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These are all fantastic suggestions and I will be doing some of these, but keep in mind I don't have total control over body shape. Things need to be at least marginally human shaped.


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig, and Koishi for the last one. TVsVeryOwn made the CyberMike.

Putty

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

UWBW posted:

These are all fantastic suggestions and I will be doing some of these, but keep in mind I don't have total control over body shape. Things need to be at least marginally human shaped.

this is an ADVANCED question but can you import custom meshes or anything like that

Macnult

marginally human shaped smoobles

Jolo

ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it

i know that you're looking for created characters, but I believe that "macho man" randy savage should be part of this in some way. He could be a referee maybe?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8C4lK41SX-Q

NOTHING MEANNNNS NOTHING


~~~ byob summer 2020 ~~~ sig responsibly ~~~ i hope you enjoy my sig ~~~ please dont kangaroo jack what you cant kangaroo give back. ~~~

Jolo

ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it

Few suggestions:

The Babadook
Young Sheldon
Sheldon
Old Sheldon
Wilson from home improvement (man-fence hybrid)
Agent Dale Cooper
Pootie Tang
Biggy Shorty
Dick Lecter
(the rest of the cast of Pootie Tang)


~~~ byob summer 2020 ~~~ sig responsibly ~~~ i hope you enjoy my sig ~~~ please dont kangaroo jack what you cant kangaroo give back. ~~~

cda

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Macnult posted:

marginally human shaped smoobles

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Jolo posted:

i know that you're looking for created characters, but I believe that "macho man" randy savage should be part of this in some way. He could be a referee maybe?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8C4lK41SX-Q

NOTHING MEANNNNS NOTHING

Macho man seems like a great edition for the "getting destroyed by Senor Cartgage" part

Koishi Komeiji



Put me in couch!

Twenty Four


Full Racist Ultimate Warrior

Chill la Chill

Don't lose your gay


can't forget :wedass:

Apparently I'm #1 Kotori fan


thank you matoi and vanisher for the sigs, lovely dad for the cool av

Meeksha

i did it all for the nookie
Ask me how!
-freb dust
tim allen in home improvement (only speaks in grunts)
fred durst (only speaks in whines and depressed sighs)
jigsaw from the first SAW movie (lays still on the floor for an hour)

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come on and slam and welcome to the jam

Thank you Heather Papps for the summer sig!

Fredflonston


Mr. Snuggles posted:

Three kids in a trenchcoat

lmao

UWBW

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Putty posted:

this is an ADVANCED question but can you import custom meshes or anything like that

Fraid not, but custom textures and images are fine.

Koishi Komeiji posted:

Put me in couch!


I'll do my best!

And to all the other people with fantastic suggestions, thank you! I'm gonna be working on some of these dudes over the weekend. Each character takes around 20-30 minutes to do, though, so this isn't exactly going to happen at a breakneck pace.


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig, and Koishi for the last one. TVsVeryOwn made the CyberMike.

UWBW

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Thanks to Manifisto for the sig, and Koishi for the last one. TVsVeryOwn made the CyberMike.

Chill la Chill

Don't lose your gay


oh it's the upsguy

what's upsguy?

not much, what's ups with you?

Apparently I'm #1 Kotori fan


thank you matoi and vanisher for the sigs, lovely dad for the cool av

Drink-Mix Man

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Alf
Weed wolf
The Hipster Hamburglar
That sad fat goon from that picture where he's sitting on the curb wearing an 8-bit tie and Guy Fawkes mask
One guy wearing half of a two-man horse costume

Drink-Mix Man

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

rusty shackleford
wesley crusher
a guy suffering from a severe allergic reaction
a guy who skips leg day
a guy who never skips leg day
turd ferguson

Koishi Komeiji




Whoa. :vince:

Twenty Four


Stay Puft Marshmallow Man

Robot Made of Meat


UPS guy needs a bigger package.


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

UWBW

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sir this is a family establishment


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig, and Koishi for the last one. TVsVeryOwn made the CyberMike.

Robot Made of Meat

UWBW posted:

sir this is a family establishment

How do you think families are made?


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

sockingtonsworth

i am still monitoring this thread

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Please include Buffo, the world's strongest clown.

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